Wildgoose Chase Moto Guzzi

General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: jbell on June 14, 2018, 12:23:24 PM

Title: Joke
Post by: jbell on June 14, 2018, 12:23:24 PM
Purloined from the Acoustic Guitar Forum and altered to fit here:

A BMW rider, Harley rider and Guzzi rider are having soup for lunch and each finds a fly in his soup.
The BMW rider says, "Waiter, throw away this soup."
The Harley rider says, "Waiter, get this fly out of my soup."
The Guzzi rider picks up the fly by its wings and shouts, "Alright, spit it out!"
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: oldbike54 on June 14, 2018, 12:25:48 PM
  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 Wait , dangit , yeah , pretty accurate  :shocked: :grin:

 Dusty
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: PJPR01 on June 14, 2018, 12:40:19 PM
 :thumb: :thumb:
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Guzzi Gal on June 14, 2018, 12:52:50 PM
:1: I'm soooo modifying this for my kids! :grin:
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: guzzisteve on June 14, 2018, 01:01:35 PM
I thought for sure Guzzi rider would ask for some salt to put on his meat.
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: yogidozer on June 14, 2018, 01:45:55 PM
FAKE NEWS! No self respecting Harley guy eats soup.
BAZINGA!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: cloudbase on June 14, 2018, 02:10:47 PM
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Title: Re: Joke
Post by: radguzzi on June 14, 2018, 02:31:33 PM

Purloined from the Acoustic Guitar Forum and altered to fit here:


Ok, so I gotta know... Was the joke between Martin, Gibson and Fender owners..?  Or others...?

Best,
Rob

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: rodekyll on June 14, 2018, 11:50:21 PM
Ok, so I gotta know... Was the joke between Martin, Gibson and Fender owners..?  Or others...?

Best,
Rob

It was altered to say "waiter" instead of "Dusty".
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Turin on June 15, 2018, 12:27:47 AM
As I heard it, the joke was originally a bit racist, with the characters drinking alcohol and the Irishman screaming spit it out at the fly.
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: jbell on June 15, 2018, 11:36:33 AM
Ok, so I gotta know... Was the joke between Martin, Gibson and Fender owners..?  Or others...?

Best,
Rob

Without looking it back up I believe it was between a lead guitarist, a drummer and a banjo picker.