Step 1 - Sign up, read the agreement, answer a few anti spam bot silly questions, and submit.
Step 2 - You receive a confirmation email saying that you signed up, but your account is waiting to be approved.
Step 3 - Reply to the confirmation email and let me know you're a real person and what you hope to get out of the board.
Step 4 - I approve your account as long as it's not too "racy" of a username.
Step 5 - You get another email saying that your account has been approved and you can now post.
Step 6 - Login to the board and post/reply, etc...following the board guidelines.
Step 7 - Enjoy yourself!