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Shop Manual - poetry...
« on: December 17, 2020, 01:29:56 PM »
Picture of a v700 shop manual section. The way it’s written made me think of Shakespeare.



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Re: Shop Manual - poetry...
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2020, 01:44:56 PM »
That would really confuse tech's that don't know points.
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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2020, 03:17:08 PM »
  We had machines (Italian) that had statements like Tighten to a moment of toil"  it was my job to translate the translations. Good fun! Got me a trip to Santorso, Italy!   They got much better as time went by, we were the first distributor for them in the US.

   I tried to keep it so everyone could understand, no Shakespeare.
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« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2020, 05:37:09 PM »
The owner's manual for the '80 Convert is fun to read for "testing acceleration". 
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« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2020, 10:51:26 AM »
You would likely need to have "Mechanic" printed on your ticket not "Technician" to understand point ignition anyway.  DonG :evil:

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« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2020, 12:26:54 PM »
I learned about point style ignitions from a great man, Robert MacDonald! By the end of his class every student could draw both an electrical schematic and physical representation of an ignition system. That really helped when learning about electronic ignition which was already coming on in 1970. I can still manage to draw a physical representation of a point style ignition all these years later. Thank you Bob!!

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Re: Shop Manual - poetry...
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2020, 06:39:29 PM »
IIRC there was an old V7 user's manual with instructions for checking the oil level.
"Insert the oil stick and screw it up completely."

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« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2020, 12:19:21 PM »
IIRC there was an old V7 user's manual with instructions for checking the oil level.
"Insert the oil stick and screw it up completely."

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