After this catastrophe are the critters catatonic , do we have a catalogue of catachestrical catch phrases to describe their banishment to the catacombs ?
Dusty
The most indulgent one, who is most likely the one who opened the jug, is still turning somersaults and playing paranoia around every corner. He probably told the others it was Labrador, hoping they would leave more for him... Or their response may have been like my wife saying," I don't care- drink the whole jar of liquor. That won't give
me the hangover.."
Not very catchy, but that's all I've got right now.