Author Topic: What a bargain! (Read 1865 times)

Guzzistajohn · « **on:** March 04, 2021, 07:33:22 AM »

I got a great deal on a new wig today! I got it for only $1.00. It was a small price toupee’.

oldbike54 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 04, 2021, 07:35:36 AM »

groan .

Dusty

Huzo · « **Reply #2 on:** March 04, 2021, 08:44:58 AM »

I did the same thing last week.
I bought a canary, I didn’t plan on getting one but it was going cheep so I thought “why not...”

cloudbase · « **Reply #3 on:** March 04, 2021, 03:38:12 PM »

Get the hook.

slopokes · « **Reply #4 on:** March 04, 2021, 03:42:39 PM »

Thanks for the laughs...

Huzo · « **Reply #5 on:** March 04, 2021, 03:53:55 PM »

I recently found out that Aluminium ingestion is a contributory cause for Alzheimer’s disease.
I went to throw my old saucepans out with a view to replacing them with stainless steel, but I couldn’t remember where I left them...

leroysch · « **Reply #6 on:** March 04, 2021, 07:29:43 PM »

JC85 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 04, 2021, 07:45:51 PM »

When my daughter was younger, she brought me an acorn and asked if it was a tree. "In a nutshell, yes," I replied.

Guzzistajohn · « **Reply #8 on:** March 04, 2021, 08:56:04 PM »

Quote from: Huzo on March 04, 2021, 03:53:55 PM

I recently found out that Aluminium ingestion is a contributory cause for Alzheimer’s disease.
I went to throw my old saucepans ones out with a view to replacing them with stainless steel, but I couldn’t remember where I left them...

Guzzistajohn · « **Reply #9 on:** March 04, 2021, 08:59:26 PM »

I tell 'ya, my sister was really fat. She stepped on the dogs tail, we had to change his name to beaver.

Shorty · « **Reply #10 on:** March 04, 2021, 09:21:32 PM »

My parrot got sick. The vet said it a disease called "Chirpees." It's a canarial disease that can't be tweeted....

Guzzistajohn · « **Reply #11 on:** March 04, 2021, 09:23:00 PM »

Quote from: Shorty on March 04, 2021, 09:21:32 PM

My parrot got sick. The vet said it a disease called "Chirpees." It's a canarial disease that can't be tweeted....

Funny Shorts

Guzzistajohn · « **Reply #12 on:** March 04, 2021, 09:25:06 PM »

Quote from: JC85 on March 04, 2021, 07:45:51 PM

When my daughter was younger, she brought me an acorn and asked if it was a tree. "In a nutshell, yes," I replied.

ohhhhhhhhahahahahah a

Shorty · « **Reply #13 on:** March 04, 2021, 10:41:36 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRs0OqV4uSc

Tom H · « **Reply #14 on:** March 04, 2021, 10:59:19 PM »

Quote from: leroysch on March 04, 2021, 07:29:43 PM

That's just wrong in so many ways!

Tom

Huzo · « **Reply #15 on:** March 05, 2021, 04:13:25 AM »

I’ve stayed single all my life..
My friends say...
“Marriage, it’s a great institution...”
I said..
“Yeah, but I’m not ready for an institution..”

Guzzistajohn · « **Reply #16 on:** March 05, 2021, 06:00:43 AM »

My wife is really unhappy with me now. she caught me peeing in the shower.

The people at Home Depot didn't like it much either.

s1120 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 05, 2021, 06:23:43 AM »

I had a relative that worked for a railroad. He killed a few guys in a bar fight one night, and they arrested him. Ended up getting a death sentence. He got out of it though.. after two trys in the electric chair he was still alive.. He was a bad conductor..

Huzo · « **Reply #18 on:** March 05, 2021, 10:19:17 AM »

The struggling young guy at University is studying English Literature and has a shocking crush on his lovely female tutor.
She asks..
“Do you need any help with anything..”
He says..
“Why yes, it would be good if you could straighten out my Longfellow...!”

Two Checks · « **Reply #19 on:** March 05, 2021, 11:29:07 AM »

I had a dog that ate an envelope full of money. Took him to the vet who said to wait.
After a week nothing happened. Back to the vet who said the money was counterfeit. The dog couldn't pass it.

Spuddy · « **Reply #20 on:** March 05, 2021, 11:39:31 AM »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO!

Spud

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