Nah, I'll pass. I don't know what bobeing is, don't know anyone who does bobe so likely have little use for a bober in any case.
'Sides... I don't care to cope with that leaky final drive.

As far as our friend in the second link - a fella likely needs to translate the ad to drunken "Jersey Shore" speak: It's "... apoose'd (a be a) twin..." Our man just slurrs a bit on the keyboard.
Todd.