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Offline Crusty

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Totally Useless Information *NGC*
« on: November 05, 2015, 08:01:08 AM »
Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back.

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Re: Totally Useless Information *NGC*
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2015, 08:38:55 AM »
Perfect opportunity to recited some Vogon poetry.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
[drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't.


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