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Offline normzone

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His and her diaries :
« on: April 10, 2017, 04:25:50 PM »
This joke may have made it's way here before - if so please excuse my repetition of it - I stumbled over it on Craigslist today.

His and her diaries:

Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.

We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.'

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.

About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

His Diary:

Motorcycle won’t start…can't figure out why.
That's the combustion chamber of the turbo shaft. It is supposed to be on fire. You just don't usually see it but the case and fairing fell off.

Offline RANDM

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Re: His and her diaries :
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2017, 04:42:53 PM »
Don't know about here - I've seen it before somewhere but no matter,
it's still a goodn.  :thumb:

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Offline KiwiKev

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Re: His and her diaries :
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2017, 09:05:55 AM »
Lol


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Offline Lannis

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Re: His and her diaries :
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2017, 01:32:55 PM »
The stag party version includes a long seduction by the wife to try to bring her husband back, which fails, and she's heartbroken and goes on and on about how the marriage is over.

Husband adds simply "got laid".

Terrifyingly close to the truth.   It's a wonder we get through life sometimes ....

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Offline normzone

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Re: His and her diaries :
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2017, 01:57:48 PM »
When I saw this had bounced up again, I expected to see you guys suggesting that he add an extra ground wire or something.
That's the combustion chamber of the turbo shaft. It is supposed to be on fire. You just don't usually see it but the case and fairing fell off.

 

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