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Offline SmithSwede

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Re: What do you miss?
« Reply #60 on: June 25, 2018, 07:29:12 PM »
On the topic of legs and vets, a few years ago an evil neighbor boy shot one of my pet ducks in the right knee with a BB gun.   Took the duck to my genius vet, who used great skill and creativity to repair the duck's leg with some kind of plastic prosthetic device meant for human fingers.  Leg healed fine and the duck could walk again, albeit somewhat gimpy.   

Only downside was that whenever we would go to this vet, he would tell everyone in the waiting room that he fixed our duck.  And that he did it with . . . "duck tape."  Yuk, yuk, yuk.

The joke got really old, but we did not mind due to his brilliant surgical intervention. 

The duck has since died of old age; the vet in now in prison for meth distribution, and the evil boy is committed to some institution for being evil and crazy. 

And before anyone accuses me of outrageous thread drift, I really miss that duck, and I really miss that vet. 
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Re: What do you miss?
« Reply #61 on: June 25, 2018, 07:58:57 PM »
 Rainrider , you did the right thing  :bow:

 Prescott , I'm a little disappointed you couldn't get the Vet off with some Quackery  :shocked:

 Dusty

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Re: What do you miss?
« Reply #62 on: June 25, 2018, 08:16:52 PM »
Dusty, that is lame.   

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Re: What do you miss?
« Reply #63 on: June 25, 2018, 08:55:00 PM »
I had a great vet when I lived in Wichita. He was reasonable on prices, used a lot of common sense, drove a 60s vintage VW Bug and had a whole file cabinet drawer of jokes and cartoons. I miss his services and humor.
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Re: What do you miss?
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Offline jcctx

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Re: What do you miss?
« Reply #64 on: June 26, 2018, 09:03:58 PM »
Mostly; my youth???????????

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