Screw you and your Pic request!

[Tom H]

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor

Tom

[LowRyter]

According to his wife , he was mostly holed up in an Albuquerque motel room eating peyote during that period of time .

 Dusty

yeah.

I have to say the book was rather stupid and disappointing. 

[Tom H]

Not sure where I found this, but the second paragraph might be relevant.

BMWs are like the Hot German Scientist chick. Glasses, prim, mannered, efficient. She can solve quadratic equations while kicking your ass with kung-fu moves. You have to approach her on her terms and then she will bring you ecstasy in the most efficient manner possible using techniques she learned from an ancient Kama Sutra she discovered on a sabbatical in India.

Guzzis on the other hand, are the art school wild child. long, wind-tossed hair and mischievous winks. She will redecorate your house into a turkish harem while you are away on a business trip and greet you with absinthe tainted kisses. You will go out for pizza with her and wind up somewhere in the Mojave, tequila drunk and shooting cactus with a stolen pistol.

Tom

[Chuck in Indiana]

^^^^^^ 

[Jim Rich]

Thanks for that Tom.  Now I know why I ride Guzzis although I did date that BMW chick for a while in the 80's.  She was rather remarkable.

[80CX100]

Omfg lol 

Time to put the pot in the pipe,,, and the peyote back in your pocket js 

[OldMojo]

Not sure where I found this, but the second paragraph might be relevant.

BMWs are like the Hot German Scientist chick. Glasses, prim, mannered, efficient. She can solve quadratic equations while kicking your ass with kung-fu moves. You have to approach her on her terms and then she will bring you ecstasy in the most efficient manner possible using techniques she learned from an ancient Kama Sutra she discovered on a sabbatical in India.

Guzzis on the other hand, are the art school wild child. long, wind-tossed hair and mischievous winks. She will redecorate your house into a turkish harem while you are away on a business trip and greet you with absinthe tainted kisses. You will go out for pizza with her and wind up somewhere in the Mojave, tequila drunk and shooting cactus with a stolen pistol.

Tom

Committing this to memory 

[Jim Rich]

Had any good enchiladas while down south?