So I was feeling good on this beautiful day and took the old Guzzilla for a short hundred mile ride. As you can see I rode Booger’s Hill Road, then made some random turns on some random roads and didn’t really know where I was. I found myself on a dirt road that passed by this deconstructed old building. So naturally I had to stop and check for zombies. But before checking for zombies I had to pee on the ruins. Little known factoid: urine from a male in their sixties repels zombies. It must have worked as I found no zombies. So me and Guzzilla rode off and eventually found our way home.
It feels great to be alive.
