Godzilla vs. King Kong: Whose Poops Would Be Bigger?

[Tom]

With the latest version of Godzilla vs. King Kong, I guess some people wondered.     The scientific thinking involved is however interesting.  Kind of like be a fly on the wall when engineers meet and talk. 

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/644356/godzilla-king-kong-whose-poops-would-be-bigger?utm_source=GetTheElevatordotcom

[oldbike54]

 ???????

 Dusty

[Tom]

Mammal bio-mechanics/chemistry vs reptilian.  A gorilla vs a crocodile.  Size them both up 30 times.  I don't think they'd end up fighting each other.  Pure science fiction.   

[Turin]

Easy peasy.... Godzilla is nuclear / radioactive and therefore would not poop. Steam would come out of his anus like a nuclear power plant.

I think the film showed a Kong load early on.

[Tom]

   The article did mention that reptiles poop like birds but in water.  They also might hold it longer.  Komodo dragons go maybe 12 times a year that's why they move the way they do.  They have to carry a load.   

[drdwb]

Only here on Wild Goose do I find such informative information for enquiring minds.

[Luap McKeever]

[pehayes]

Mammals (like King Kong) discharge waste liquids and solids through separated discharge systems.  Mammal large intestines absorb water back from the liquified intestinal contents with a resultant relatively compact, semi-solid turd.
Reptiles (like Godzilla) and birds, deliver both liquid and solid waste into a common collection sac organ called a cloaca.  Thence, after mixing in the cloaca, the more soup-like mixture is discharged.  They also tend to discharge smaller volumes in more frequent events.
Results 'on the ground' would favor a vote for King Kong.

Patrick Hayes
Fremont CA

[Wayne Orwig]

I'm glad I found some forums with Moto Guzzi info. 

[tazio]

Forget "virtual", I'd have to walk away from this at a real camp fire..
But I do understand different things intrigue different people.
Carry on.

[wymple]

I think my Rottweiler would top them both

[Turin]

My little cat leaves some imprssive loads... up to 8 inched long.... Cat Kong?


upload your images

[Tom]

 

[bad Chad]

Ok, but the real question inquiring minds want to know, Who has the bigger Wang?

[giusto]

hmm lets see......banana's nuts and berries....thousand s of lbs...and an occasional goat or 50 salmon.....vs a train car, a bus full of people and battleship parts....I know which would hurt more coming out.

[leroysch]

Ok, but the real question inquiring minds want to know, Who has the bigger Wang?

That such an 80's question......