Explain these emoticons, please

[bpreynolds]

 
What does this afro mean and should we take it down? 

 
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how is this supposed to indicate "cheesy" exactly?  it looks like a standard smiley

 
???????

 
this one's been around a while but i've never understood nor seen it used before.  what's it supposed to mean, sitting and relaxing????

[fotoguzzi]

 

 
this one's been around a while but i've never understood nor seen it used before.  what's it supposed to mean, sitting and relaxing????

hot coffee turns you purple?

[mtiberio]

 

the floggings will cease when morale improves

[lorazepam]

    who's the man who won't cop out, when there's danger all about?
  posting before caffeine. 
  I got nothin'
  I knew a woman like this once

[Penderic]

 

I think that one looks like a guy with a pancake on his head!
Hah hah!

[Dilliw]

What does this afro mean and should we take it down? 

The afro guy was added after someone on MTV stated that there wasn't enough diversity in emoticons.  There's now a turban guy too.  To be in line with the politically correct folks we should probably add more diverse, non-yellow smiley faces :)

[redrider]

PC? Sweet baby jesus, NOOOOOO.... Not here!

[Bisbonian]

 
????

Get-back whips

[segesta]

There goes my idea for a Confederate flag smiley.

[ITSec]

Actually,  was sort of what my hair looked like from '72-'77... Then again, I also had embroidered jeans, a Pisces medallion, one or two jumpsuits, and even some platform shoes...

Good thing I never had a red and white Torino!

[Penderic]

Some of the new ones look ok.

I have a few good ones in my stash too .... use em if you like.

[bpreynolds]

I love those!