Author Topic: Dusty gets red alert warning? (Read 6017 times)

Texas Turnip · « **on:** June 06, 2016, 08:25:52 PM »

This evening Dusty and I are talking about Guzzi stuff for a long time when he gets a long loud red alert warning on his phone.

Did Kansas invade Oklahoma?
Are Texans forbidden to marry our cousins?
Anyone know what his red alert was?

Tex

oldbike54 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 06, 2016, 08:35:20 PM »

Was just the evening alarm warning telling us that the HD riders are leaving their watering hole

Dusty

twowings · « **Reply #2 on:** June 06, 2016, 08:52:22 PM »

It's time for his nightly meds....

Guzzistajohn · « **Reply #3 on:** June 06, 2016, 09:03:27 PM »

I thought that was when he was due back at the home

Scott DeRoss · « **Reply #4 on:** June 06, 2016, 09:05:47 PM »

Weather alert. Severe thunderstorm warning, tornado warning?

oldbike54 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 06, 2016, 09:22:29 PM »

Quote from: Scott DeRoss on June 06, 2016, 09:05:47 PM

Weather alert. Severe thunderstorm warning, tornado warning?

We are in a calm period , even the humidity is not bad .

Quote from: Guzzistajohn on June 06, 2016, 09:03:27 PM

I thought that was when he was due back at the home

Quote from: twowings on June 06, 2016, 08:52:22 PM

It's time for his nightly meds....

No hush puppies for you two ...

Dusty

ITSec · « **Reply #6 on:** June 06, 2016, 10:43:59 PM »

The warning was for too many people in the state having a high school diploma. Some had to leave...

(I can say this. I'm in Nevada. We make Mississippi look good.)

rodekyll · « **Reply #7 on:** June 06, 2016, 11:29:04 PM »

Now I saw a news report the other day that claimed (and I quote) that "OK is 22th in the nation in spelling and math." I got a red alert over that one. Then I got over it.

oldbike54 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 06, 2016, 11:34:13 PM »

Pronounced twenty twoth

Dusty

Stormtruck2 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 07, 2016, 01:22:36 AM »

His day pass was about to expire in 15 minutes.

Zoom Zoom · « **Reply #10 on:** June 07, 2016, 05:21:10 AM »

If not weather, my guess is Amber Alert.

John Henry

Chuck in Indiana · « **Reply #11 on:** June 07, 2016, 05:41:46 AM »

Quote from: oldbike54 on June 06, 2016, 11:34:13 PM

Pronounced twenty twoth

Dusty

Twenty tooth? That's quite a few for an Okie..

Gliderjohn · « **Reply #12 on:** June 07, 2016, 06:18:33 AM »

A warning that two great minds are communicating and anything could result from it?
GliderJohn

John A · « **Reply #13 on:** June 07, 2016, 06:20:15 AM »

Yep, you gotta have all your fingers and toes to count up to twenny

oldbike54 · « **Reply #14 on:** June 07, 2016, 06:22:06 AM »

Quote from: gliderjohn on June 07, 2016, 06:18:33 AM

A warning that two great minds are communicating and anything could result from it?
GliderJohn

Now THERE is an explanation that makes sense

You other guys , well , let's just say John is my new BFF , and I'm making a list ...

Dusty

pete roper · « **Reply #15 on:** June 07, 2016, 07:19:37 AM »

Obviously some sort of curfew enforced by an ankle bracelet. It's the 15 minute warning saying he has to be at home or he's in breach of his parole conditions.

Jeez. What a bunch of primitives!

Pete

davedel44 · « **Reply #16 on:** June 07, 2016, 07:23:36 AM »

A secretive communication from Orson instructing him to infiltrate the Guzzi Community.

Nanu Nanu,
Dave
Galveston

blackcat · « **Reply #17 on:** June 07, 2016, 07:26:51 AM »

Earth quake?

lucian · « **Reply #18 on:** June 07, 2016, 07:30:11 AM »

Was it the four hour Viagra alarm?

John Ulrich · « **Reply #19 on:** June 07, 2016, 07:40:06 AM »

Quote from: lucian on June 07, 2016, 07:30:11 AM

Was it the four hour Viagra alarm?

...........while talking to Ken Hand!

pete roper · « **Reply #20 on:** June 07, 2016, 07:43:00 AM »

I could go off at a magnificent tangent here with even less Guzzi content but I won't......

Pete

charlie b · « **Reply #21 on:** June 07, 2016, 07:50:52 AM »

So, on my phone an 'Amber' alert is white. So I suppose color has some significance, but, not directly related, ie, a 'red' alert probably does not mean a bunch of commies is on their way in the door.

I would venture a guess that the local bordello was being raided and that was a warning for all the guests to leave.

pete roper · « **Reply #22 on:** June 07, 2016, 08:01:26 AM »

Psst! Charlie, the commies are under your bed.......

oldbike54 · « **Reply #23 on:** June 07, 2016, 08:09:23 AM »

Some of you guys are obviously unaware of The Turnip's propensity for leg pulling

Fact is , he dropped his phone in the outhouse and didn't want to retrieve it . The last thing I heard was ,

"Dangit , there went another ... SPLOOSH "

Dusty

guzzisteve · « **Reply #24 on:** June 07, 2016, 08:33:24 AM »

It was time for his lapdance on the Gentlemens forum .

Penderic · « **Reply #25 on:** June 07, 2016, 08:37:11 AM »

Guzzistajohn · « **Reply #26 on:** June 07, 2016, 08:44:28 AM »

Here's what it's really about boys.

It's that time of day when every Okie in Muskogee gets out their little rug, bows to the east and pays homage to every Okies hero, The Late, Great, Mighty Merle Haggard

oldbike54 · « **Reply #27 on:** June 07, 2016, 08:48:13 AM »

Wrong Okie , Will Rogers or Thomas Stafford maybe , they were actually from here , but never Merle , he was a fake Okie

Dusty

Penderic · « **Reply #28 on:** June 07, 2016, 08:48:38 AM »

Dusty, you've done it again!

Texas Turnip · « **Reply #29 on:** June 07, 2016, 01:34:21 PM »

I knew it was not my BS alarm as that blowed up many years ago. The No Clap Lap Dance Club has a secret alarm for me.

Dusty, glad it was nothing serious on your end. My cell phone is sitting in a bag of rice. Anyone want to come by for some rice pilaf? Special flavor.

Back to work
Turnip

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