A WHAT?!?!

My wife is an official USDA registered & inspected opossum rehabilitator and Layla (pictured above) is formally credentialed as an educational ambassador helping people learn that they don't need to stomp possums.
Please let the Possum Police know that no actual possums were harmed in the generation of this thread. The stunt possum is treated very well and is always under ASPCA ("P" for Possum in this case) auspices and supervision.

Good thing I didn't say "Busier than a three-balled tomcat", I guess ....

Lannis