Author Topic: NGC, your best titles of unwritten books (Read 4863 times)

Yukonica · « **on:** August 22, 2019, 09:39:13 PM »

Forgive me; I work in libraries. Tonight while prep'ing dinner I thought of a title that might grab attention in marketing cents.
Writing about the subject is irrelevant because I am far too lazy to actually research the topic.
I liked the title; Killer fruit or beloved vegetable: a history of the tomato.
A zillion people have warned me off nightshade vegetables because of a chronic disease.
A whole nation has an amazing cuisine based on them.
Most people know academically that tomatoes are considered a fruit but I can't recall a fruit salad that contained one.

Anyone else out there with never to be written books in the wings (ornithologists aside)?

BRG-BIRD · « **Reply #1 on:** August 22, 2019, 09:54:34 PM »

Left Lane Bandits and the People Who Love Them

oldbike54 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 22, 2019, 10:04:34 PM »

George the Barred Owl and me .

The story of how we got banned from every bar in Oklahoma

Dusty

fotoguzzi · « **Reply #3 on:** August 23, 2019, 07:29:34 AM »

"I Shot Elvis".
A book I've already started all about the local TV news business and my exploits in it.. mostly just remembrances fo my kids tho.. I flew close to mach 2 crossing the Atlantic in the Concorde and got in the flight deck to film, I got to pilot the Goodyear Blimp once, a helicopter crash/emergency landing on a freeway.. stuff like that.

Oh, I did shoot Elvis on film in 1977 shortly before he died.

Guzzistajohn · « **Reply #4 on:** August 23, 2019, 11:24:16 AM »

Fifty yards to the outhouse by I.P. Freely?? (old one I know)

Illustrations by, Willy Makeit and Betty Dont

Gliderjohn · « **Reply #5 on:** August 23, 2019, 11:26:45 AM »

The One Millionth Moto Guzzi.
GliderJohn

Two Checks · « **Reply #6 on:** August 23, 2019, 11:29:39 AM »

Under the Bleachers by Seymour Hiney.

Hold My Beer and Other Famous Last Words.

Economical and Simple Motorcycle Mechanics by Carlo Guzzi.

Lannis · « **Reply #7 on:** August 23, 2019, 12:45:17 PM »

Quote from: Two Checks on August 23, 2019, 11:29:39 AM

Under the Bleachers by Seymour Hiney.

Hold My Beer and Other Famous Last Words.

Economical and Simple Motorcycle Mechanics by Carlo Guzzi.

"The Guide to Safe Flying" by Mae Daye

Huzo · « **Reply #8 on:** August 23, 2019, 03:42:32 PM »

The life long biker who knows it’s time...
“How to walk away from your final bike..(knowing that it is)”.
Or..
The unwritten publication of the dyslexic, poorly staffed restaurateur who’s lost his mobile...
“Sack my cook and hold my calls”..
Or..
The hapless motorcycle manufacturer that won’t stop breathing, after 99 years...
“How to stay in business and influence people, (without really trying)”...By Moto Guzzi Inc..

Huzo · « **Reply #9 on:** August 23, 2019, 03:55:12 PM »

Quote from: Lannis on August 23, 2019, 12:45:17 PM

"The Guide to Safe Flying" by Mae Daye

Does that include not flying through flak ?

Lannis · « **Reply #10 on:** August 23, 2019, 04:36:03 PM »

Quote from: Huzo on August 23, 2019, 03:55:12 PM

Does that include not flying through flak ?

"Bombardier to pilot - Bombs Away!"

Huzo · « **Reply #11 on:** August 23, 2019, 04:41:50 PM »

Quote from: Lannis on August 23, 2019, 04:36:03 PM

"Bombardier to pilot - Bombs Away!"

I thought it ironic when reading the book title with the sub text..

Huzo · « **Reply #12 on:** August 23, 2019, 04:44:43 PM »

Quote from: Guzzistajohn on August 23, 2019, 11:24:16 AM

Fifty yards to the outhouse by I.P. Freely?? (old one I know)

Illustrations by, Willy Makeit and Betty Dont

”The guy with the healthy kidneys..” By I P Daley (sic.)
“

jas67 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 23, 2019, 04:49:03 PM »

Quote from: BRG-BIRD on August 22, 2019, 09:54:34 PM

Left Lane Bandits ~~and the People Who Love Them~~, KILL THEM!

Huzo · « **Reply #14 on:** August 23, 2019, 04:54:27 PM »

Quote from: jas67 on August 23, 2019, 04:49:03 PM

That’s a bit non-Zen, Son of Grasshopper..

Huzo · « **Reply #15 on:** August 23, 2019, 06:15:29 PM »

I’m reminded of that un written work of the great philosopher and philanderer George Best.
“I spent 90% of my fortune on slow motorbikes and fast Women..
And completely squandered the rest..!”

kingoffleece · « **Reply #16 on:** August 23, 2019, 09:17:02 PM »

"When I want your opinion I'll give it to you"

Sasquatch Jim · « **Reply #17 on:** August 24, 2019, 08:59:37 AM »

How to fart gracefully in royal company.

ccoli · « **Reply #18 on:** August 24, 2019, 10:07:30 AM »

From my school days.
"Maximum grade point, Minimum effort"
It has one page, that reads, "you gotta be smart!"

Sheepdog · « **Reply #19 on:** August 24, 2019, 11:41:39 AM »

"Ion Propulsion: a Step By Step Guide for the Compleat Idiot"

drums4money · « **Reply #20 on:** August 24, 2019, 11:51:30 AM »

"All Girls Fart"

keuka4884 · « **Reply #21 on:** August 24, 2019, 11:57:13 AM »

Great Irish Cooking. A remarkable 5 page cookbook.

How To Hire a Good Lawyer by Dewey, Cheatham and Howe

How To Live With A Very Large Penis

The Day My Cat Fell Into The Bathtub by Claude Balls

How To Gain Instant Success By Lowering Your Standards

Huzo · « **Reply #22 on:** August 24, 2019, 04:38:04 PM »

“I’m not paranoid, it’s just that everybody’s out to get me..”
Or.
“It’s been a pleasure to be on your show..Thanks for having me”
That’s ok
“You certainly have been..”
Or.
“I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure..”
Or.
“But I wanted to sing so badly..”
“But my Dear, you DO sing badly..”
Last one.
“Ya’ know, I always thought marriage was a great institution..
I just didn’t think I was ready for an institution..”

Sasquatch Jim · « **Reply #23 on:** August 25, 2019, 08:56:50 AM »

Quote from: drums4money on August 24, 2019, 11:51:30 AM

"All Girls Fart"

No they don't. They fluff.

Rick in WNY · « **Reply #24 on:** August 26, 2019, 07:55:40 AM »

Actually, working on my own story as a kid who grew up on a diary farm in Western NY, and the shenanigans of a lightly-supervised teenagers life. The title?

Eyebrows not Required

cloudbase · « **Reply #25 on:** August 26, 2019, 01:58:41 PM »

Cycles to Hertz Conversion Tables.

BrotherJim · « **Reply #26 on:** August 27, 2019, 01:45:53 PM »

"Teats on a Boar... The Wisdom of my Grandfather"

PJPR01 · « **Reply #27 on:** August 27, 2019, 04:21:53 PM »

For the golfers here...several titles in the future series to be published, won't be as exciting as the Jack Reacher novels, but might be as entertaining!

From Birdie to Bogey in 3 easy steps

How to Properly line up your 4th putt

Relaxation techniques for when you're hitting 5 off the tee

Knowing the proper moment to re-grip your ball retriever

There are a few more titles in the works...but you get the idea!

ozarquebus · « **Reply #28 on:** August 27, 2019, 11:22:30 PM »

Don Quixguzzi

A hopelessly romantic old Guzzista watches too many You Tube videos on top ten bars in Phuket which makes his brain curdle into thinking that there must be an in·con·tro·vert·i·ble truth left somewhere in this world.
With theatrical fervor over many beers in the bike garage late at night, he paints a picture of his quest that inspires neighbor Nacho Honda.
Don Quixguzzi loads up his old Eldorado named Rockin' Annie and sets forth with Nacho on a 72 CB350 for Roswell 2000 miles distant on tertiary roads where the girlfriend of his youth is living out in the dessert.
Many mishaps and adventures await...

molly · « **Reply #29 on:** August 28, 2019, 05:18:57 AM »

England's pubs, a free beer guide.

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Author Topic: NGC, your best titles of unwritten books (Read 4863 times)

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