The Great Poonfloss Shortage Of 2020

[Huzo]

it popped up again

Your spellchecker is on the fritz Kev..
There should be two “o’s” and one “p”.

[britman]

My suggestion is very simple, just give up the practice of using toilet paper.  Within a short period we will all resemble those bright arse baboos on the National Geographic Channel. 

[Lannis]

My suggestion is very simple, just give up the practice of using toilet paper.  Within a short period we will all resemble those bright arse baboos on the National Geographic Channel.

You first!

[britman]

It could work out, whoever was the brightest could be the leader.  A lot of folks in positions of authority use that part of that part of their anatomy to make decisions anyway.....

[kirby1923]

Rumor here is Americans are full of Sh*t!

Say it ain't so!

:-)

[Lannis]

Rumor here is Americans are full of Sh*t!

Say it ain't so!

:-)

I got no evidence to the contrary so far this month ...

[Tom]

Hook-up your shop vac.     It'll need adjusting.    Check out the one they use on the ISS.    An Italian female astronaut explains how.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCG8NPh5G5w
My question is what do you do when you run out of baggies???   

[Turin]

So it sucks the brown biscuits right out of your bunghole? That's great, but I think there should be a series of vacuum tubes like the banks used to have.

[Huzo]

I’m sensing Dusty’s finger over the “dump button..”

[JJ]

We survived a morning visit to WalMart and FRY's yesterday for "Geezer Day" but were able to buy a small quantity of paper towels and toilet paper...