Longest Mileage to an Exit

[John A]

But, when you're still 20 miles out and alone and it's 102 with no shade the laughing stops quickly.

When the guy with the calf’s in the trailer stops and offers to put your bike in with the livestock and take you to East Jesus where they have an operating gas pump, the laughter resumes quickly

[Moparnut72]

Public Service Announcement: Don't follow stock trailers too closely to prevent getting stuff on you or sliding on cow exhaust and going down into the stuff. 
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[guzzi ride]

When you have to piss Sorry had to say it.

[Vagrant]

My cousin bought a new 1964 Pontiac Lemans convertible. We were passing a cattle truck on the interstate with the top down when one of the cows let loose. Bad hair day to say the least!

[JJ]

But, when you're still 20 miles out and alone and it's 102 with no shade the laughing stops quickly.

Agreed.... ...and that's why I like to ride with someone these days, as a back-up, in case of emergencies....