B%&££ birds

[tris]

I wheeled the bike out of the garage, closed the door and fired it up while I put my helmet and gloves on.

Turned back to the bike and found that a bird had cr%@ed on the seat 

So gloves off,  unlock garage and found some water and a cloth to clean seat off

Clean seat, lock garage , gloves on,  turn back to bike  and see something else on the seat.

Didn't twig what it was (dark grey and not white) so tried to brush it off with said gloves...... turns out another bird had cr%@ed on the seat 

What positive spin can the brothers and sisters on this forum put on thus start to the day 

[Antietam Classic Cycle]

The birds want to buy your bike - they're leaving deposits. 

[slopokes]

Your ride is being blessed….

[guzzler]

Apparently, it's considered good luck if a bird shit's on you.
Must be doubly lucky then....?
Cheers

[Vagrant]

It could have been a direct hit on your head.

[Bulldog9]

I wheeled the bike out of the garage, closed the door and fired it up while I put my helmet and gloves on.

Turned back to the bike and found that a bird had cr%@ed on the seat 

So gloves off,  unlock garage and found some water and a cloth to clean seat off

Clean seat, lock garage , gloves on,  turn back to bike  and see something else on the seat.

Didn't twig what it was (dark grey and not white) so tried to brush it off with said gloves...... turns out another bird had cr%@ed on the seat 

What positive spin can the brothers and sisters on this forum put on thus start to the day 

At least it wasn't on your face or head............. 

[rtbickel]

Or your open mouth at 60 mph   

[guzzisteve]

Camping when young, breakfast coffee in hand not yet drank. Good thing I looked and I thought some other kid put a marshmallow in it. No not at all.

[Perazzimx14]

Camping when young, breakfast coffee in hand not yet drank. Good thing I looked and I thought some other kid put a marshmallow in it. No not at all.

Birdrista