Sock it to me - slogans for a T shirt

[not-fishing]

I purchased a Cleveland Cycle scarf and "ran when parked" T shirt a while ago.  Now I have an Idea.  who knows if it's good or not

I've got an "Idea" for a T shirt much along the lines of my "old guys who get FAT in winter racing team" cycling jersey.

I have two "slogans" to start with but there's plenty of room for more.   read xl -xxxxxl sizing

From Cleveland Cycle works we have: "ran when parked"

From me we have: "Just changed the battery recently" or "changed the battery last year"

Of course I'll have to include

Then we have "Wide Load Diner" or "Will work for Grappa"

Any other suggestions?

always the anarchist:  Mark

[Tobit]

Might better check this one away from work, and your wife.

http://tinyurl.com/qfqfp56

[Two Checks]

Runs and drives perfect. Needs transmission.

[190 Octane]

I still like my "You meet the weirdest people on a Guzzi" t-shirt from Guzzi Tech.

[geoff in almonte]

One of my favorites


"Fat by Fettuccine"

G

[Gliderjohn]

Moto Guzzi....who makes it?

Moto Guzzi.....your sport bike will beat it in a quarter mile but
my Moto Guzzi will beat your sport bike to 200,000 miles.

Moto Guzzi, no need to pose.

Moto Guzzi, an iron horse of a different color. (this is for the hotdog and mustard Californias)

GliderJohn

[Lannis]

Of course I'll have to include

If we could get some smart guy to photoshop in "Moto Guzzi" and "Harley Davidson" in place of Europe and America, we'd need to use:

[jbell]

 :+1

Runs and drives perfect. Needs transmission.

[oldbike54]

         

                                                         Moto Guzzi

                                                   Italian for motorcycle


     Dusty

[Green1000S]

Guzzi-The Polish Harley ;D

(Thats what my HD buddy told me once he figured out the motor was sideways...)

The Grappa Macchina

[cwiseman]

Who doesn't love an Italian with a nice set of jugs?

[rodekyll]

TAKE THE LONG WAY HOME

(with pic of your choice of guzzi)

DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK
it doesn't happen often


And my favorite from a 30-y-o sweatshirt, which always gets comments at the airports for some reason:

c:\DOS
c:\DOS: RUN
RUN/ DOS_RUN

[Penderic]

Lots of slogans and tees in past discussions but it is still nice to see some more.

How about replacing the word "bike" on this tee with the Guzzi brand name?  ;D

[Penderic]

I like this one for the brand new riders.....