Author Topic: WTF (Read 10340 times)

guzzisteve · « **on:** April 09, 2015, 05:24:56 PM »

Yea, sure it is. Must be a red suspender guy that can't lift a leg. Not even to PEEE. Wind up your skirt bitch.

rodekyll · « **Reply #1 on:** April 09, 2015, 05:27:35 PM »

This makes the most sense of anything I've read here today. :D

rocker59 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 09, 2015, 05:29:33 PM »

Yep. Um, Hmmm...

guzzisteve · « **Reply #3 on:** April 09, 2015, 05:31:51 PM »

Sorry, just cracked open the Beam Maple. AND lit a big Cigar.

Guzzistajohn · « **Reply #4 on:** April 09, 2015, 05:45:48 PM »

Quote from: guzzisteve on April 09, 2015, 05:31:51 PM

Sorry, just cracked open the Beam Maple. AND lit a big Cigar.

WOW did you toss the cork?

guzzisteve · « **Reply #5 on:** April 09, 2015, 05:55:23 PM »

Filled the flask, and crushed ice in a water glass, MMM--good. No cork in bourbon.

smdl · « **Reply #6 on:** April 09, 2015, 05:56:19 PM »

I don't know why, but this made my day! ;D

Shaun

guzzisteve · « **Reply #7 on:** April 09, 2015, 06:02:17 PM »

Hey, MAYBE I'll cut my toenails. LOL

rodekyll · « **Reply #8 on:** April 09, 2015, 06:04:29 PM »

Someone get over there quick and unplug the spark wire on his chainsaw! ::)

Chuck in Indiana · « **Reply #9 on:** April 09, 2015, 06:10:29 PM »

I must have come in the wrong door. I'll get me hat... ;D

Bill Hagan · « **Reply #10 on:** April 09, 2015, 06:12:48 PM »

Quote from: guzzisteve on April 09, 2015, 06:02:17 PM

Hey, MAYBE I'll cut my toenails. LOL

I was fine with this until that, Steve. :D

Bill

atavar · « **Reply #11 on:** April 09, 2015, 06:14:40 PM »

Quote from: guzzisteve on April 09, 2015, 05:55:23 PM

Filled the flask, and crushed ice in a water glass, MMM--good. No cork in bourbon.

The bourbons I drink have corks..
Even Pappy VW has a cork..

Guzzistajohn · « **Reply #12 on:** April 09, 2015, 06:20:35 PM »

cork, cap, whatever. but once you toss the cork, the jug has to be emptied, wouldn't want to spill any. just wondering, that's all

guzzisteve · « **Reply #13 on:** April 09, 2015, 07:20:36 PM »

If you smell maple bacon cooking for breakfast and you want a drink of maple whiskey, it's time to quit.
I call it the 'Retired Carpenters Fund' , 2 more on the cul-de-sac also drink it.

Lannis · « **Reply #14 on:** April 09, 2015, 07:37:08 PM »

Quote from: guzzisteve on April 09, 2015, 05:24:56 PM

Yea, sure it is. Must be a red suspender guy that can't lift a leg. Not even to PEEE. Wind up your skirt bitch.

I'm trying to visualize the post, on this or any OTHER list, that this would be a meaningful response to .... ? Quite a little puzzle but I give up ...

Lannis

Rotten Ralph · « **Reply #15 on:** April 09, 2015, 07:40:49 PM »

WTF???? ??? ??? ::) :BEER:

guzzisteve · « **Reply #16 on:** April 09, 2015, 07:57:34 PM »

Just sick humor about old guys on scooters. But, it's called a Guzzi and it's in Harvard, IL. The town w/the cow. Awful close to JB's place.

bad Chad · « **Reply #17 on:** April 09, 2015, 08:32:58 PM »

Deep into the rarest hole, only golden eyes may shine.

Bill Hagan · « **Reply #18 on:** April 09, 2015, 09:14:21 PM »

Quote from: guzzisteve on April 09, 2015, 07:57:34 PM

Just sick humor about old guys on scooters. But, it's called a Guzzi and it's in Harvard, IL. The town w/the cow. Awful close to JB's place.

Ah, yes, Harvard. ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvard,_Illinois

Used to ride through there from Woodstock on the way to the Driftless after Jim Barron made my Guzzis sing.

Veritas.

Bill

rodekyll · « **Reply #19 on:** April 09, 2015, 09:20:14 PM »

Hey! Don't knock Harvard! I went to Harvard.

Stopped for gas, even. :D

rodekyll · « **Reply #20 on:** April 09, 2015, 09:32:49 PM »

No, Harvard MA, Off the 495 and on the intersection of state 110 and 111 -- easy to remember. A quaint town with a lot of period architecture and shrines to folks from the distant past. I had a really good burger there too -- don't recall the name of the greasy spoon.

Sasquatch Jim · « **Reply #21 on:** April 10, 2015, 12:46:30 AM »

I've rode through there and seen the cow. The towns main claim to fame.

Penderic · « **Reply #22 on:** April 10, 2015, 01:27:36 AM »

I couldn't make it. Sorry. Had to stop and help with the clean up.

Waterbottle · « **Reply #23 on:** April 10, 2015, 02:07:11 AM »

Quote from: guzzisteve on April 09, 2015, 05:24:56 PM

Yea, sure it is. Must be a red suspender guy that can't lift a leg. Not even to PEEE. Wind up your skirt bitch.

your a funny guy steve, I'll Uncork a bottle of Dimple whisky for you :BEER:

Sasquatch Jim · « **Reply #24 on:** April 10, 2015, 03:08:59 AM »

Was that a truck load of Grolsch that spilled onto the road?
No wonder you stopped to help.

Rotten Ralph · « **Reply #25 on:** April 10, 2015, 06:46:20 AM »

Quote from: Penderic on April 10, 2015, 01:27:36 AM

I couldn't make it. Sorry. Had to stop and help with the clean up.

Hope you didn't cut your tongue! ;)

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