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pyoungbl
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How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
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Attention! Adult language!
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maquette
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Re: How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
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April 10, 2015, 02:40:44 PM »
I couldn't get past the bathing suit Peter. ;D Are you going to EuroBike this year?
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Re: How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
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April 10, 2015, 03:01:39 PM »
Never been to Ikea. Kathi says she has.
After watching vid, that I want to be able to say that first sentence truthfully the rest of my life. ;)
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pebra
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Re: How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
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April 10, 2015, 03:51:09 PM »
Those IKEA warehouses are strange places.
Wife has learned that it's better NOT to bring me in there. Somehow I develop an aggressive personality shortly after entering. Weird.
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Re: How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
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April 10, 2015, 05:41:23 PM »
I get wound up that all 4 wheels on the carts swivel. You cant steer the damn things. Its a warehouse full of people wandering aimlessly AND drifting.
I do like the meatballs, though!
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Re: How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
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April 11, 2015, 07:42:04 AM »
The Onion usually has quite good fun with IKEA.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ikea-claims-another-10000-lifestyles,1162/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ikea-ceo-wants-new-desk-on-his-desk-by-end-of-day,38116/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/horse-meat-found-in-ikea-meatballs,31456/
https://www.facebook.com/TheOnion/posts/10153209981829497
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John Ulrich
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April 11, 2015, 08:52:39 AM »
The plate of meatballs & gravy in the cafeteria will take the edge of your visit. ;-T
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April 11, 2015, 11:07:52 AM »
IKEA is just Walmart for good-looking people.
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April 11, 2015, 11:57:52 AM »
That is REALLY funny. Have never been in one, but can only imagine. Well said...
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Re: How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
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Don't eat the meatballs.
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