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I typically scoff at some of what I call Techno Fluff on new motorcycles, particularly my former brand of choice, BMW.Keyless ignitions, electronic suspension adjusters, electronic shifters, electronic incline braking, on and on. One of the biggest attractions of a Guzzi for me is that they typically don't clutter their machines with this BS! Yes, some technology is welcomed. Modern ignition systems, suspensions, brakes and engines have all benefitted from technological improvements. The sort of things that irritate me, however, are gadgets that attempt to make riding easier on the rider, to insulate the rider from the inherent tasks of riding a bike. Wanna stop on a hill? You shouldn't have to worry about holding the rear brake with your right foot and synchronizing the release of that brake as you engage the clutch on takeaway. The engineers now offer electronic brakes to tend to that chore.Does the top of your foot hurt from flipping that shift lever into gears? Poor baby. Give is a dose of electric shifting to ease that burdensome chore! If such things are too much trouble for you, an Impala may be better suited to your transportation needs.Well, today I took delivery of a new 2015 Chevy Tahoe Z71. The darn thing is loaded with the same sort of BS! I've owned about 6 of these now and every new version tends to offer a creeping onset of Techno Fluff to ease the driving experience. I don't want a lot of this electronic fluff. My goodness, I'll need a few weeks to learn all the features on this new Tahoe.I didn't know I was getting all of this when I ordered the custom-built SUV. Turns out that much of this stuff is mandatory in packages that go with critical features I did want. It's sort of like cable TV. You have to get loads of BS channels that you don't want in order to get one or two channels you do want.This new truck (seems odd to call this thing that) offers electronic voice command control for everything, keyless locks and ignition, I have front collision sensors that alert me if I overtake another vehicle to quickly, I have lane center warning that senses the road lanes and warns me if I am running off the road, I have an electronic matrix that pops up on my LCD screen when backing up to show me the long distance clear path behind me, on and on, many other gadgets. Generally, I tend to know if I run off the road and I have no problem looking before I back. I'm sure points can be made about how these things can be helpful and safer but I don't need that help. I don't even like the complicated electronically-controlled heat and air on most cars. Just give me a fan control knob and a temperature control knob. I'm happy with that.Maybe I am increasingly becoming a luddite but I feel like a lot of this stuff is being forced upon us in a slow metamorphosis to a helpless state of dependence on something other than our own selves and our own capabilities!
I truly "feel for" the folks I know who can't go it alone on vehicles. I would rather "roll my own" and am fortunate to have a wife who not only tolerates it but in fact encourages it. My newest acquisition is for her and in fact pleaded for by her. It'll be an MG with almost no motive nor electrical components left from England.Her Land Rover Discovery is being supplanted by a beautiful, resurrected 1973 Scout. She loves the look but really appreciates the simplicity over the "Soccer-momed" Land Rover.I view more and more of my friends and family as being essentially addicted for life to car payments as the vehicles seldom last significantly beyond the payment schedule anymore. Each year brings more complexity, whether foisted upon the consumer through the manufacturers by nanny-government or demanded by the soccer-moms and soccer-mom-men of the U.S.I wouldn't be building the Scout for Sarah if I could get her a TDi Defender but alas, the nanies won't let them in and when they do, the "Real Housewives" will demand they be reduced to rolling techno-pillows dependent upon umbilicals to keep running.*-*End Rant*-*Todd.
My Guzzis came from the factory with GPS.Yep, that's right, they came with GPS.Gluteus Positioning System, aka the seat. We don' need no steenking techno crap!I thought people buy motorcycles to "get away from it all" or "clear their heads". Now when folks buy a bike they have to add gizmos.It's like "time savin.g devices" in our homes. We now have so many we no longer have time to do anything.
I'm far from being a Luddite, but after hearing horror stories from techs, such as: 1) a popular German car that will destroy its all-powerful BCM if the battery is disconnected without going through the "Shutdown Routine" 2) another brand of German car that toasted its computer once under warranty (estimated cost of ~$5k if not warrantied) and stranded its owner 4 times before giving tell-tale signs the computer was about to toss its cookies again (not under warranty this time) 3) the American car that had to have the BCM reprogrammed after having the A/T fluid changedI think my 1999 Buick will be the newest car I'll ever own.
It's hard to compare the Germans to other brands because from what I see they (and others in their market) deal in an artificial world. So in demand are their cars by the elite that many owners don't care what it takes to keep them on the road. My brother has worked for a leading German brand for years and he's full of stories of wealthy owners who don't blink at all when clicking option boxes for a $5000 set of new rims or whatever. He mentions parts prices for common maintenance items, such as spark plugs, that the dealer sells for four times what the same plug costs over at NAPA or any other auto parts store. They don't care. They have more money than they know what to do with and all they want is to get back out on the road again where they can be seen by those that care. It's a different world today. Just reading how the iPhone has become quite the status symbol. Even Apple wants to push themselves into the markets of the "I don't care what it costs, I just have to be there with this", trying to distance themselves from competing brands which hopefully will be viewed only as commodities. My brother was just telling me that in the rarefied air of the elite who buy their products, the manufacturer will commonly cover very expensive out of warranty service issues because many of their customers are very influential and so to keep positive PR. Customers today are more obsessed today with bling. To be seen without it is unacceptable. That's a great reason why vehicles today have what they do. It's available and "I" need it!
Still, in the end, the sales people told me that the biggest influence on new car design are the notions and desires of women! If momma is happy, everybody is happy.
I was talking to my brother about HIS BMW. He bought a 750-series sedan loaded with all the BMW farkles, and that's a lot of them.I asked him "What are you going to do when any of this stuff breaks? Can anyone fix it?" And he said "Not gonna be my problem. No way I'll still own this car by the time things start breaking - that'll be someone else's problem ...."Lannis
There's a lot of truth to that. A friend of mine is about to go on a long trip in a car, alone. His girlfriend (common law wife?) was so concerned for his safety that she convinced him they needed to get a new car for him to drive on the trip. They bought one with a lot of input from her, and now that they have it, she has indicated that she'll probably drive it a lot after the trip. :P