So you have a wife AND a girlfriend. Indeed 
Yes. When I was younger [40-50] I had three living in my large house. When I retired to the small cottage at the beach, I had to downsize. At least my wife does not need 3 x 5 cards to keep up with them now. The girlfriend and I are heading out for Murrells Inlet Saturday to check out what is left of Myrtle Beach Bike Week.