Author Topic: Yeah , but he has one of these . Major GC (Read 9974 times)

oldbike54 · « **on:** July 08, 2016, 08:19:53 PM »

There is a gym next to the grocery store I shop at , and there are usually some very fit individuals hanging in the parking lot visiting after their workout . This evening there were two male 30 somethings trying to impress an extremely attractive woman of probably 45 years . As I rode by , she gave me one of those smiles that will melt an old guys heart . Parking nearby , she wandered over and was asking a few questions about the bike , and me . The two musclebound types looked confused and shocked that this attractive female was more interested in a gray beard , flexing and posing in an attempt to regain her attention . One of them finally asked what the deal was , she answered , "He has one of these" pointing at the Jackal

Numbers were exchanged , although at my age what I would do about any of this is questionable

Dusty

twowings · « **Reply #1 on:** July 08, 2016, 08:21:59 PM »

You took one of your blue pills again, didn't you??

oldbike54 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 08, 2016, 08:24:08 PM »

Quote from: twowings on July 08, 2016, 08:21:59 PM

You took one of your blue pills again, didn't you??

Don't have any , may need some

Dusty

fotoguzzi · « **Reply #3 on:** July 08, 2016, 08:24:49 PM »

I would have got her on pillion right then!

oldbike54 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 08, 2016, 08:26:32 PM »

Quote from: fotoguzzi on July 08, 2016, 08:24:49 PM

I would have got her on pillion right then!

Problem is , my pillion seat has been removed and the bike still has camping gear lashed on .

Dusty

Guzzistajohn · « **Reply #5 on:** July 08, 2016, 08:36:03 PM »

You gotta stop lickiin' your eyebrows in public dude.

nc43bsa · « **Reply #6 on:** July 08, 2016, 08:36:58 PM »

Quote from: oldbike54 on July 08, 2016, 08:26:32 PM

Problem is , my pillion seat has been removed and the bike still has camping gear lashed on .

Dusty

Doh!

rboe · « **Reply #7 on:** July 08, 2016, 08:44:27 PM »

Nothing like questionable action at our age.

wrbix · « **Reply #8 on:** July 08, 2016, 08:58:50 PM »

Quote from: Guzzistajohn on July 08, 2016, 08:36:03 PM

You gotta stop lickiin' your eyebrows in public dude.

ROFLMAO!

Going to gym - nah!
Better to train by pushing bowling balls up the stairs with your tongue.

ITSec · « **Reply #9 on:** July 08, 2016, 09:10:59 PM »

I still get excited - I just can't remember why...

Gliderjohn · « **Reply #10 on:** July 08, 2016, 09:30:32 PM »

Maybe she has a thing for duct tape.

Never know. At your Okie Rally last fall a gal came all the way across the motel parking lot to gush over my Norge with her less than enthusiastic husband/boyfriend/whatever following after her. She didn't even mention that it was a BMW.
GliderJohn

oldbike54 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 08, 2016, 09:41:05 PM »

No duct tape now John

Dusty

Yeahoo Whoyah · « **Reply #12 on:** July 08, 2016, 09:45:35 PM »

Quote

Numbers were exchanged

That on its own is impressive, well done sir!

pete mcgee · « **Reply #13 on:** July 08, 2016, 10:07:16 PM »

Dusty,
Over here we gave a widespread motorcycle club called the Ulysses Club, junior membership at 40, full membership at 50.
Their moto is "grow old disgracefully".
You are maintaining the standard, member or not.
This is also one of the few posts not having me wince at approaching old age.
Go make a phone call, acquire your pill and put the pillion seat back on, if only to p#££ off the muscle bound.
Life, enjoy it while you got it.
Cheers

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oldbike54 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 08, 2016, 10:22:49 PM »

Pete , would the Ulysses club accept a Yank ?

Dusty

pete mcgee · « **Reply #15 on:** July 08, 2016, 10:36:02 PM »

http://www.ulyssesclub.org/Home.aspx

Dusty not sure if they have a USA chapter yet, drop them an email.
As for joining I can't see a problem, your moneys worth more any way.
The only depressing thing is the in memoriam part of the newsletter/magazine.
They still know how to have a good time

oldbike54 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 08, 2016, 10:42:23 PM »

Thanks Pete . "Grow old disgracefully" , what a great motto

Dusty

balvenie · « **Reply #17 on:** July 08, 2016, 10:50:44 PM »

Go, Dusty

Tom · « **Reply #18 on:** July 09, 2016, 07:33:35 AM »

Yeah......she probably would like an uncle to give a bike ride.

'course nothing wrong with enjoying a younger female's company.

Cam3512 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 09, 2016, 07:49:08 AM »

There's no substitute for experience, she knows that.

nick949 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 09, 2016, 07:50:58 AM »

What's with this blue pills nonsense

Perhaps the gym is important after all.

Nick

John A · « **Reply #21 on:** July 09, 2016, 08:10:54 AM »

Be very careful, Dusty she may be crazy....

Triple Jim · « **Reply #22 on:** July 09, 2016, 08:16:11 AM »

Quote from: John A on July 09, 2016, 08:10:54 AM

Be very careful, Dusty she may be crazy....

That's what you're hoping for.

Cam3512 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 09, 2016, 08:48:17 AM »

Quote from: Cam3512 on July 09, 2016, 07:49:08 AM

There's no substitute for experience, she knows that.

So she must've mistook Dusty for having some.

sign216 · « **Reply #24 on:** July 09, 2016, 08:50:37 AM »

I find men come to look at the bike, more than women.

Maybe it's my Village People outfit.

davedel44 · « **Reply #25 on:** July 09, 2016, 09:04:46 AM »

She admired the patina.

Dave
Galveston

John A · « **Reply #26 on:** July 09, 2016, 09:24:22 AM »

Quote from: davedel44 on July 09, 2016, 09:04:46 AM

She admired the patina.

Dave
Galveston

Is that what we call it now?

thechief86 · « **Reply #27 on:** July 09, 2016, 09:39:00 AM »

Good job!
My wife left her boyfriend for me back in college, even though he was better looking, I was a badass on a motorcycle haha... 12 years later, we're about to have our first baby badass.

Tom · « **Reply #28 on:** July 09, 2016, 01:06:31 PM »

OR.............wait for it...........she might see a SAFE date.

oldbike54 · « **Reply #29 on:** July 09, 2016, 01:14:52 PM »

Quote from: Tom on July 09, 2016, 01:06:31 PM

OR.............wait for it...........she might see a SAFE date.

Let's parse that out .

1 Old guy with all of his fingers , still able to walk W/O assistance .

2 An obviously well used motorbike with no crash damage

3 Aforementioned old guy appears nonthreatening

Tom , you are onto something

Dusty

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