Old Sayings

[Penderic]

Well ...


 

[John A]

Slicker than dog snot on a round door knob.....

Puppy snot,my friend, puppy snot

[Texas Turnip]

She is a three bagger. You put a bag over her head One over your head and one over your dogs head so he'll have respect for you in the morning.

Easier than having sex in prison.

She got hit in the head with a bag of rectums and half of them stuck.

She is a Viagra killer.

That's all for now folks.
Tex

[PJPR01]

No fishing off the company pier

Don't shit where you eat

Measure twice, cut once

[Sheepdog]

How can I be over the Hill? I never made it to the top...

[Nic in Western NYS]

It's always darkest before the dawn

When you see a fork in the road, take it.  Y Berra

Better to have him inside the tent pi$$ing out than outside the tent pi$$ing in.  LBJ

[oldbike54]

 When the yelling starts , the discussion ends .

 Dusty

[ITSec]

When the yelling starts , the discussion ends .

 Dusty

Now, there's a moderator talking! 

[oldbike54]

Now, there's a moderator talking! 

  Yeah , but it is still true .

 Dusty

[ACEn8s]

Polishing your pants on saddle leather don't make you a rider.

[Scud]

Measure twice, cut once

One of my friends used to always say:

"I cut it twice and it's still too short."

[Sheepdog]

"Sometimes chicken. Sometimes feathers..."

[craigclu]

To encourage alternate views/ideas to be presented, my former company had this posted in conference rooms:

When two business partners always agree, one of them is unnecessary....

[Shorty]

"A horse that S***s fast never S***s long.
Couldn't pour P**s out of a boot if the directions were written on the heel.
The smoker you drink, the player you get.
Nothing affects a man like one of those ball bearing jackasses. (motorcycle)"

[ITSec]

To encourage alternate views/ideas to be presented, my former company had this posted in conference rooms:

When two business partners always agree, one of them is unnecessary....

Wait, you said 'former'? You must have been too agreeable! 

[75Sport]

A crusty old diesel mechanic I worked worked with years ago regarding his luck:

If I fell into a barrel of titties, I'd come up with a d*ck in my mouth!

His other gem was referring to our secretary that stood over 6 feet tall:

She's tall enough to stand flat footed and shit in a dump truck.

Old sayings or colloquialisms?

[Penderic]

"Educated Incapacity" - the learned inability to understand or even perceive a problem, much less a solution.




Maybe not! 

[Penderic]

AUpon reflection, previous post needs further explanation. 





 

[pete mcgee]

Couldn't organise a f#£% in a brothel with a fist full of $100 bills.

Some village is short of an idiot

There's money in s√πt.

[Sasquatch Jim]

I ain't as drunk as some theeple pink.

[ccridr]

When two fools meet, be the one who leaves with the money.

That dog won't hunt.

couldn't pull a sick whore off a piss pot

All hat and no cattle

forty years a cowboy and never stepped is shit

if braines were dynamite he/she couldn't blow thier nose

beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone

[Penderic]

 

[Penderic]

"You'll NEVER fill up 40 megabytes!!"



 

[ITSec]

"You'll NEVER fill up 40 megabytes!!"

 

Well, if you're gonna bring up the IT sayings, I've got a bucketful!

From Bill Gates (though he claims he didn't say all of them)

"640K should be enough for anyone."

"I believe OS/2 is destined to be the most important operating system, and possibly program, of all time."

"There won’t be anything we won’t say to people to try and convince them that our way is the way to go."

[lucian]

Gee Ward, you were pretty rough on the beaver last night.

[Penderic]

 

[oldbike54]

Gee Ward, you were pretty rough on the beaver last night.

 Yeah , except that wasn't exactly what the Beav's mom said 

 Dusty

[jcctx]

an ounce of BS is worth a pound of knowledge most of the time!!!

[rocker59]

Never trust a man wearing a belt and suspenders

I guess there's not much trust around a Guzzi campfire.

LOL !!!

[Penderic]