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favorite bumper sticker and t-shirt😀
« on: November 05, 2016, 03:34:41 PM »
My favorite says;

Speed on brother, Hell ain't half full".

Second favourite was the one often seen on VW Beetles, " I'm peddling as fast as I can!".

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« Last Edit: November 12, 2016, 01:50:33 AM by azguzzirep »
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2016, 03:48:11 PM »
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2016, 03:48:45 PM »
My favorite says;

Speed on brother, Hell ain't half full".

Second favourite was the one often seen on VW Beetles, " I'm peddling as fast as I can!".

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I'd wager it was "pedaling", unless the driver was trying to sell something.
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2016, 04:27:55 PM »
Spell check is an awful thing sometimes 😀

And maybe it said" Don't  honk! I'm pedalling as fast as I can!"tom
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2016, 04:47:17 PM »
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2016, 05:42:06 PM »
Back in the 90s in Wichita I came up on a very nice red early Mustang convertable being driven with the top down by a very pretty young blond in a summer dress. Her bumper sticker said; "Yes, but not with you".
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2016, 05:49:13 PM »
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2016, 05:54:00 PM »
The more people I meet, the better I like my dogs.

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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2016, 06:00:37 PM »
Way back in the day:

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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2016, 06:29:43 PM »
'I need more money and power and less s**t from you people!'


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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2016, 06:31:20 PM »
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2016, 06:42:13 PM »
A little raunchy perhaps but " Nice people swallow" or "Real cowgirls ride cowboys" both long time favorites.

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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2016, 06:49:22 PM »
Found down south...
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2016, 07:00:41 PM »
From more south:

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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2016, 07:21:11 PM »
Really.  Pickup truck at a supermarket in Wyoming.  "Cowboys make terrible lovers.  They think 8 seconds is a good ride."

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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2016, 07:30:13 PM »
many years back on the bumper of my 65 Chevy van. "don't laugh, your daughter could be in here"
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2016, 07:32:12 PM »
I always liked the sticker placed up-side down on jeeps that said "If you can read this flip me over"

And the one that said "How's my driving? Call 1-800-Eat-Shit"
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2016, 08:16:02 PM »
When the civilianized Hummer H2 came out, the early, manly Hummer owners were not amused.  Saw one original Hummer with a tow ring on the back bumper and an arrow and sign in faux military font saying "Attach H2 Here".

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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2016, 08:20:34 PM »
  Keep honking, I'm reloading as fast as I can.
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #20 on: November 06, 2016, 07:10:41 AM »
The only bumper sticker I ever had.                                                                               Drive like HELL,  YOU'LL get there.  :boozing:
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2016, 07:20:36 AM »
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2016, 07:25:36 AM »
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2016, 09:08:26 AM »
I saw a bumper sticker in Boston in the early 80's that said

"Jesus Saves...Esposito puts the rebound passed him!"

in my adopted State on the back of a Ford F 250

"I Speed Up to Run Over Very Small Animals"
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2016, 09:42:34 AM »
"I'm driving because I'm too drunk to walk"
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Never put them on anything to avoid the negative attention and the risk of some psycho going off.......
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« Reply #25 on: November 06, 2016, 10:13:15 AM »
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #26 on: November 06, 2016, 10:13:52 AM »
"Eat Mo Possum"

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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #27 on: November 06, 2016, 10:24:29 AM »
:evil: :popcorn:
2016-07-02_02-04-32 by Charles Stottlemyer, on Flickr

Hey Chuck, I have those too.
The Meteor one is fabulous, some folks don't understand.


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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #28 on: November 06, 2016, 10:59:40 AM »
On an old beatup '70's Pontiac, " My other car is a piece of s*** too".
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #29 on: November 06, 2016, 11:12:45 AM »
I used to be an idiot--then we split up.

 


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