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Offline sib

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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #30 on: November 06, 2016, 12:54:55 PM »
Driver carries no money - he's divorced
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #31 on: November 06, 2016, 01:38:52 PM »




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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #32 on: November 06, 2016, 02:31:28 PM »
Driver carries no money - he's divorced


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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #33 on: November 06, 2016, 02:49:24 PM »
"I Brake For Brian Wilson"
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #34 on: November 06, 2016, 02:58:02 PM »
Help Stop Global Whining

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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #35 on: November 06, 2016, 03:20:02 PM »
Help Stop Global Whining



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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #36 on: November 06, 2016, 06:27:59 PM »
Earth first,
We'll strip mine the other planets later.
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #37 on: November 06, 2016, 06:45:58 PM »
On my daughter's truck:  "Silly boys, trucks are for girls."
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #38 on: November 06, 2016, 06:58:00 PM »
On the back of motorcycle:

"If lane splitting were legal, I wouldn't be here and you could move up!"
The best part of riding a motorcycle is to tilt the horizon and to lift the front coming out of a corner and to drift the back end powering thru loose dirt and to catch a little air topping a hill and... yeah it's all good!

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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #39 on: November 06, 2016, 07:25:20 PM »
I Brake for the Hell of It!

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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #40 on: November 06, 2016, 11:20:25 PM »



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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #41 on: November 07, 2016, 01:04:39 AM »
Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids

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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #42 on: November 07, 2016, 02:20:45 AM »
On an old Morris Minor.
0-40 (mph) in 2min 34 secs.

Similar to another one,  I love animals, they taste delicious.
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #43 on: November 07, 2016, 09:23:07 AM »
If anything this thread goes a long way to prove, it's very hard to be funny in a scant few words.
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #44 on: November 07, 2016, 01:25:05 PM »
My politics don't come from Hollywood or Bumper Stickers.

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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #45 on: November 07, 2016, 02:04:41 PM »
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #47 on: November 07, 2016, 04:15:12 PM »
Sorry but I'm extremely biased:

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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #48 on: November 08, 2016, 02:06:33 PM »


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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #49 on: November 08, 2016, 02:12:06 PM »

"Mechanics start what they finish"
When you spend more time spannering than using, you have reached toy saturation.....

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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #50 on: November 08, 2016, 03:09:17 PM »
On one of our bike trips....

I'd much rather ask for forgiveness than ask for permission.

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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #51 on: November 08, 2016, 05:09:27 PM »

                  " Visualize Whirrled Peas"



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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #52 on: November 09, 2016, 10:50:24 AM »
In Jamaica with many narrow two lane roads, "Undertakers love overtakers."



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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #53 on: November 09, 2016, 10:50:48 AM »
Spotted this one a few years ago.
"I brake for no apparent reason."



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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #54 on: November 09, 2016, 11:15:35 AM »
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #55 on: November 09, 2016, 11:18:20 AM »
Spotted this one a few years ago.
"I brake for no apparent reason."



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About every other day I want to paste that very sticker on someone's bumper.
Unmitigated risk aversion is the new Puritanism; complete with witch hunts funny outfits and humorless preachers thundering doom. The Deity is Safety; Satan is a Lawyer; but the object is the same: to suck the life out of life and tell you how to live it.

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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #56 on: November 09, 2016, 11:50:18 AM »
"Custer had it coming."
"Keep Austin weird."


You see "Keep Austin weird" stickers everywhere in Texas...
my favorite is "Keep Houston ugly"
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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #57 on: November 10, 2016, 11:46:21 AM »
I have the Got MOTO GUZZI on my truck, always thought it should be GOT GUZZI. I had on my Escape until last month on the Colorado native  sticker " Welcome to Colorado, now go home! my mom got me that.
So many curves. so little time!

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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #58 on: November 10, 2016, 11:50:18 AM »
STUPIDITY SHOULD HURT MORE

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Re: favorite bumper sticker
« Reply #59 on: November 10, 2016, 02:26:17 PM »
 

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