NGC humorous CL ad for suzuki with Bigfoot content

[fotoguzzi]

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/mcy/5862045285.html
 
The bike gets 45 miles per. gallon on the highway and 25 miles per. gallon on the highway when being chased by a police helicopter. I am very sorry but we will not take trades of any kind (except for fresh meat from a real bigfoot or yeti monster that we can use to make a endangered creature barbeque and none of that giant panda meat from China) and the price is as firm as Melania Trumps ass (CASH ONLY)!!

[OlDogface]

See through clutch cover? What's the point? I have other things to watch while cruising.

[nc43bsa]

And it's not even the clutch that has the see-through cover, it's the alternator.

[Triple Jim]

It must be embarrassing to have a bike like that, and wear the front tire in the center that much.

Edit:  Wait a minute... no title, stripped of a lot of parts, front tire worn in the center... A stunter's bike!   Just want you need for a well taken care of, reliable motorcycle.

[oldbike54]

 It does look like fun 

 Dusty

[Arizona Wayne]

600cc, 2 exhaust pipes, claimed 135 hp................. I'll pass. 

[Triple Jim]

It's a 4 cylinder engine, and I see all four pipes, although the muffler seems to be missing.  The spec I found says 124 HP, but that's probably optimistic crankshaft HP.  Like Dusty said, it's potentially a fun bike, but I think I'd look for one with a better past.

[Tom]

NO TITLE.  If it's that easy to get, how come it wasn't obtained???

[mauricedonini]

NO TITLE.  If it's that easy to get, how come it wasn't obtained???

Reads like they did all the hard work - new battery, new iridium spark plugs, new LED integrated tail light and tag holder.

The new owner gets the easy job - obtaining a title.

 

[Tom]

First thing you do with a salvage vehicle from an auction is get the title.  The easy work is working on the bike.  If it was easy, the seller would have the title.