Why ...

[tris]

if you're uncertain of what you are and which way to go... you'll still hit the grain silos

fixed for you Daniel 

[Huzo]

Why? So you won't die wondering...

[RANDM]

So we got something to ponder while we're here.

Maurie.

[Gliderjohn]

Why?....because of you don't do my bidding I will scratch your eyeballs out of your head.

GliderJohn

[oldbike54]

John , that cat interested in being a mod ?

 Dusty

[fotoguzzi]

[quota2000]

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider.
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I don't know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird.
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I don't know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I don't know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I don't know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I don't know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I don't know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse
She's dead, of course.

[oldbike54]

 Of course 

 Dusty

[trippah]

My grandsons would all answer, "No Grampy, it's Super Why!"

[oldbike54]

My grandsons would all answer, "No Grampy, it's Super Why!"

 Hey , I get that reference 

 Dusty

[John A]

yy u r yy ub yy u r 4 me

[John A]

Translation : two wise you are, two wise you be, two wise you are for me.

[oldbike54]

Translation : two wise you are, two wise you be, two wise you are for me.

 Oh thank you , was afraid maybe my past was catching up with me 

 Dusty

[John A]

Oh thank you , was afraid maybe my past was catching up with me 

 Dusty

You may want to leave the state for awhile.........

[slowmover]

Why ask why?

[Lannis]

Why ask why?

Don't know.   Maybe it's a test on "internal clickbait", which is like clickbait but without the external link?

Lannis

[redrider90]

Clearly it's winter!

but daylight is nearly 30 minutes longer because spring is coming.

[oldbike54]

 
 Because those who can think fascinte us .

 Dusty

[Don G]

Because those who can think fascinte us .
why?  dONg

[oldbike54]

Because those who can think fascinte us .
why?  dONg

 Because the storm is coming ...

 Dusty

[redrider]

So, why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

[normzone]

It's not enough to ask why once ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5_Whys

[keuka4884]

Ours is not to question why

Ours is but to do....and die.

[ITSec]

Why?

¿Por qué?
Zergatik?
为什么？
Waarom?
Kial?
Bakit?
Miksi?
Pourquoi?
Warum?
Γιατί?
No ke aha mai?
Miért?
Cén fáth?
Perché?
どうして？
왜?
Nahoana?
Hvorfor?
Зачем?
Prečo?
чому?
Tại sao?
Pam?
וואָס?
Kungani?

[Guzzistajohn]

Why do stars fall down from the sky, every time you walk by.

Just like me, they long to be, close to you.


Rest In Peace Karen carpenter

[stormshearon]

What I want to know, do black scuba divers wear white wet suits? (Lola Falana circa mid 70's)

[Late to the party]

                                                                 Goat Yoga

 Dusty

I have been wondering this for days. This from a guy who does yoga and appreciates the benefits.

Why goat yoga?

Why?

Lateness

[ITSec]

Why?

Why does this forum software have no problem rendering Kanji or Mandarin or Korean characters, but it chokes on a simple accent acute?

[oldbike54]

I have been wondering this for days. This from a guy who does yoga and appreciates the benefits.

Why goat yoga?

Why?

Lateness

 Too complicated for an internet post , show up at Cedar Vale , we can get a practitioner to give a demonstration . (Note to self , acquire a goat  )

 Dusty

[flynguzzi]

There's someone in my head...but its not me