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Offline Tom

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Puke O-rama
« on: July 04, 2017, 03:03:17 PM »
Hot dog eating contest.  Joey Chestnut 72 dogs in 10 minutes.    :grin:  I think I'll fire up the grill.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/07/04/joey-chestnut-wins-another-nathans-hot-dog-eating-contest.html  I think
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Re: Puke O-rama
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2017, 03:05:12 PM »
ummmm, that last one wasn't a hot dog  :shocked:

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Re: Puke O-rama
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2017, 05:05:16 PM »
Hot dog eating contest.  Joey Chestnut 72 dogs in 10 minutes.    :grin:  I think I'll fire up the grill.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/07/04/joey-chestnut-wins-another-nathans-hot-dog-eating-contest.html  I think

I wonder after ingesting that amount of hot dogs...if one is severely constipated...or... the next morning...after a huge cramp, begin to produce..."The Big Log!!!" :laugh: :grin: :wink: :rolleyes: :shocked: :huh:
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« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2017, 06:02:38 PM »
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Re: Puke O-rama
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2017, 08:38:03 PM »
Nah.......after 72 dogs.  It would a dump-0-rama.   :grin:
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Re: Puke O-rama
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2017, 01:18:14 AM »
Nah.......after 72 dogs.  It would a dump-0-rama.   :grin:



Ohhh.....you mean a crap shoot?  :evil:  If there's no veges(catsup) in there, I'm glad it's not me.  :cry:

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« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2017, 05:33:27 AM »
there will be skid marks in his undies for months  :food:

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Re: Puke O-rama
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2017, 02:03:33 PM »
I'd enter a chicken wing eating contest or a taco eating contest, not to gorge out on them, but just to eat some for free😆
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Re: Puke O-rama
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2017, 06:22:52 PM »

Ohhh.....you mean a crap shoot?  :evil:  If there's no veges(catsup) in there, I'm glad it's not me.  :cry:

I think the grand prize is $50,000...something like that, and the reality is...after he gets his check...it's probably PUKE-O-RAMA time!! :laugh: :grin: :wink: :shocked: :huh: :rolleyes:
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Re: Puke O-rama
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2017, 06:33:16 PM »
  If he is smart it would be.  but then if he were smart he would find a better way to get 50 grand.
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Re: Puke O-rama
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2017, 07:21:04 AM »
I'd rather eat the hot dogs.

"A 32-year-old man downed dozens of roaches and worms to win a python at a Florida reptile store, then collapsed and died outside minutes later.
Edward Archbold was among 20 to 30 contestants participating in Friday night's "Midnight Madness" event at Ben Siegel Reptiles in Deerfield Beach, authorities said.
The participants' goal: consume as many insects and worms as they could to take home a $850 python.
Archbold swallowed roach after roach, worm after worm. While the store didn't say exactly how many Archbold consumed, the owner told CNN affiliate WPLG that he was "the life of the party."
"He really made our night more fun," Ben Siegel told the station.
Soon after the contest was over, Archbold fell ill and began to vomit, the Broward County Sheriff's Office said Monday.
A friend called for medical help. Then, Archbold himself dialed 911, the store said in a Facebook post.
Eventually, he fell to the ground outside the store, the sheriff's office said. An ambulance took him to North Broward Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead."

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Re: Puke O-rama
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2017, 08:24:51 AM »
  He probably bugged most of the people near him.
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Re: Puke O-rama
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2017, 01:14:24 PM »
I guess in retrospect, it wasn't a good idea.  :tongue:
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Re: Puke O-rama
« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2017, 03:12:23 PM »
I guess in retrospect, it wasn't a good idea.  :tongue:

Whatever the opposite of "retrospect" is, it wasn't a good idea then either ....   :shocked:
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Re: Puke O-rama
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2017, 03:20:01 PM »
I think the autopsy report said something about the bugs trying to stampede out of his throat, and he died from lack of oxygen while choking on those bugs. But that is from memory and I don't feel like reading it again. Creepy way to die.
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Re: Puke O-rama
« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2017, 04:40:42 PM »
Whatever the opposite of "retrospect" is, it wasn't a good idea then either ....   :shocked:

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Re: Puke O-rama
« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2017, 12:04:48 PM »
There are some things I would simply not want to be good at let-alone champion of... age of the Kardashians not withstanding.



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