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Gift idea for your OL
« on: December 11, 2017, 09:10:04 AM »
With the Christmas approaching you may feel the need for good gift ideas for your OL. Here's one that for sure will be used when out in nature
http://www.pmate.dk/index.html You can select language in the pick box at the bottom "v�lg sprog"





We always have a few in the car or bag when on tour... makes it a lot easier to step aside for nature business.

I'm NOT connected to the company at all.... just passing a good idea along

Videohttps://youtu.be/fYGhB5yUeyo
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Re: Gift idea for your OL
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2017, 12:03:09 PM »
the little video is kinda funny....

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Re: Gift idea for your OL
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2017, 02:56:58 PM »
I can just imagine trying to explain that gift with the family all gathered around the tree.
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Re: Gift idea for your OL
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2017, 03:21:08 PM »
I can just imagine trying to explain that gift with the family all gathered around the tree.

Trust me, the happy smile from your OL first time in life she pee standing outnumbers your trouble 10 times.

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Re: Gift idea for your OL
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2017, 04:49:47 PM »
Wonder if they have such an item in the USA?
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Re: Gift idea for your OL
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2017, 04:58:25 PM »
My wife would thank me for that with a one finger hand signal
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Re: Gift idea for your OL
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2017, 07:09:44 PM »
My wife would thank me for that with a one finger hand signal

If I EVER hit her with a snowball while she was "pumping ship" in the woods ...

... I'd never wake up in my house again .....

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Re: Gift idea for your OL
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2017, 08:29:14 PM »
I had to look that one up.  As a football coach, OL is "offensive line".   Never thought of "Old Lady"

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Re: Gift idea for your OL
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2017, 08:41:27 PM »
I would be looking down the barrel of a rolling pin if I tried to present this as a present

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Re: Gift idea for your OL
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2017, 09:29:31 PM »
I have a friend that was in the Army Airborne. She was issued something like that. They recommend that she practice using it in the bathtub. She did. Decided that it was much easier and a whole lot more sanitary just to squat.

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Re: Gift idea for your OL
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2017, 02:19:44 AM »
From the replies I see my definition of a good innovation to resolve a real life outdoor problem is most different from most of yours.

I can only tell from experience both my wife and 7yr old daughter loves this device.

Sorry for all the uncomfortability I have caused suggesting such a disgusting idea. Will never repeat
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Re: Gift idea for your OL
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2017, 05:10:11 AM »
From the replies I see my definition of a good innovation to resolve a real life outdoor problem is most different from most of yours.

I can only tell from experience both my wife and 7yr old daughter loves this device.

Sorry for all the uncomfortability I have caused suggesting such a disgusting idea. Will never repeat

Don't be that way, all joking aside I think its a great idea, just not something I would give as a present.
Here in North America we are pretty prudish, even the sight of a naked body or a Woman breastfeeding sends us into shock.

I always felt a bit special when asked to pick up my Wife's other regular requirements

But referring to my Wife as my OL would get me in serious trouble.


We have a NATO approved version in Canada
https://www.shewee.ca/

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Re: Gift idea for your OL
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2017, 08:28:39 AM »
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Re: Gift idea for your OL
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2017, 10:49:09 AM »
This is a very practical and straightforward idea for active women who like outdoor activities.  No reason for anyone to feel embarrassed or uncomfortable.  Men often don't realize what a great advantage it is to be able to pee standing up when there's no toilet available.  This handy little device puts women on the same "standing".  It's a clever, simple product that addresses a well-known, long-standing need.
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Re: Gift idea for your OL
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2017, 08:19:35 PM »
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Re: Gift idea for your OL
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2017, 08:26:39 PM »
This is a very practical and straightforward idea for active women who like outdoor activities.  No reason for anyone to feel embarrassed or uncomfortable.  Men often don't realize what a great advantage it is to be able to pee standing up when there's no toilet available.  This handy little device puts women on the same "standing".  It's a clever, simple product that addresses a well-known, long-standing need.

Spoken like a man!!   :grin: :laugh:   We're such experts, we are ....

Now let me tell you about havin' a baby, man, now THAT's ...

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Re: Gift idea for your OL
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2017, 09:40:46 PM »
This would help you old guys to avoid peeing on your boots again!
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Re: Gift idea for your OL
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2017, 10:27:11 PM »
Wonder if they have such an item in the USA?
 

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I have a friend that was in the Army Airborne. She was issued something like that. They recommend that she practice using it in the bathtub. She did. Decided that it was much easier and a whole lot more sanitary just to squat.

http://www.thepeepocket.com/

In a pinch, I'm sure they work well enough, especially when it isn't practical to squat. 
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Re: Gift idea for your OL
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2017, 10:27:35 PM »
This would help you old guys to avoid peeing on your boots again!

Shhh!   Don't give away our old-man secrets .... I first felt the cold hand of my mortality upon me when my son and I stopped in the woods to take a leak.

He's blasting the bark off of a pine tree 3 feet away, and I'm leaning forward as far as I can to keep it off my shoes ....

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Re: Gift idea for your OL
« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2017, 08:52:31 AM »


All I heard on the radio was "sh-t!"

:-)

Come to think of it, coulda been worse ....

OR, coulda been this ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eQm-2qYWLc

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Re: Gift idea for your OL
« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2017, 08:59:15 AM »
Yeah, flying inverted for a long period is tough!

We discussed the "implications" of pouring several oz of liquid on the panel and aircraft electrical systems.
We made the approach to the NAS inverted in formation and he rolled it right side up at 400 feet and I waved off.
It turned ot to be just a smelly experience..fortuna tely.

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Re: Gift idea for your OL
« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2017, 09:01:29 AM »
Yeah, flying inverted for a long period is tough!

We discussed the "implications" of pouring several oz of liquid on the panel and aircraft electrical systems.


That stuff is probably worse than seawater in electronic and electrical gear in a panel ... !   

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