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Scammers now selling....sex!
« on: March 12, 2018, 05:07:41 PM »
 So, they have tried unintelligible phrasing in their ads, unbelievable pricing, and now.....sex!
Sorry, no pics in the ad:)
https://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/mcy/d/trendy-blue-ducati-1100-with/6527797433.html

 Trendy blue Ducati 1100 s with 4 cyl Cylinder Motor - $5500 hide this posting
2007 Kawasaki
fuel: gas
transmission: automatic
Do you want girls to gasp as you fly past in extreme style? Consider this Ducati 1100 s as your chick magnet! The motorcycle looks incredible all by itself which will in turn cause you to look awesome too. Don't get me wrong; this vehicle will look great whether you're a guy or a girl. Everything is running flawlessly.
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Re: Scammers now selling....sex!
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2018, 05:28:25 PM »
Another automatic transmission, and the rare Kawasaki version of the 4-cyl Ducati 1100.  This guy finds a lot of those really rare ones.  I wonder what his day job is? :rolleyes:

But to address the OP -- you're just discovering the connection between scams and sex?  Have you been anywhere?  Met anyone?   :whip2: :boozing: :boozing: :tongue:

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Re: Scammers now selling....sex!
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2018, 05:31:29 PM »
Another automatic transmission, and the rare Kawasaki version of the 4-cyl Ducati 1100.  This guy finds a lot of those really rare ones.  I wonder what his day job is? :rolleyes:

But to address the OP -- you're just discovering the connection between scams and sex?  Have you been anywhere?  Met anyone?   :whip2: :boozing: :boozing: :tongue:

C'mon now...everybody...SING!!   :laugh: :grin:  :wink:

I'm.... too sexy for my Ducati.1100...
Too sexy for it's 4-cylinder motor...
Too sexy for my 2007 Kawasaki...
Too sexy...


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Re: Scammers now selling....sex!
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2018, 06:52:32 PM »
[quote author=rodekyll link=topic=94970.msg1503420#msg1503420 date=....

But to address the OP -- you're just discovering the connection between scams and sex?  Have you been anywhere?  Met anyone?   :whip2: :boozing: :boozing: :tongue:
[/quote]

Rodekyll,

Sorry, I must have been sheltered, not made any scam/ sex connections....yet.
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Re: Scammers now selling....sex!
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2018, 07:23:23 PM »
Just get a hack and a dog. 

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Re: Scammers now selling....sex!
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2018, 07:41:14 PM »
:bow: Thanks for enabling my MG obsession! :bow:
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Re: Scammers now selling....sex!
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2018, 08:42:59 PM »
[quote author=rodekyll link=topic=94970.msg1503420#msg1503420 date=....

But to address the OP -- you're just discovering the connection between scams and sex?  Have you been anywhere?  Met anyone?   :whip2: :boozing: :boozing: :tongue:


Rodekyll,

Sorry, I must have been sheltered, not made any scam/ sex connections....yet.

It was supposed to be a joke.

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Re: Scammers now selling....sex!
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2018, 06:22:18 AM »
Got it, sorry...    :thumb:

It was supposed to be a joke.
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