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Offline wavedog

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In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« on: March 27, 2018, 05:45:49 PM »
So last night a couple of friends (John, a Floridian,and Matt, an Oztralien)  came over to get some welding done on a project they were working on and as I was getting things set up Matt looks at my bike and says "Hey, its a Guzzi! These things are damn sexy, mate." A few minutes later he makes some comments about the curves of the bike and how nobody can make curves like Italians. I keep working on getting ready to weld and then I look over and he is slowly rubbing the gas tank with both hands. Whats he doing? About a half hour later when the welding is done, Matt is back at the bike with his hands on the tank. He looks at me and John and says "Look at the shape of this thing- it's got curves like a bo*b! I can't keep my hands off it!"  Yeah, funny. Now I have to wash my bike.
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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2018, 05:50:26 PM »
Ha, I had a neighbor’s visiting adult son did nearly the same thing to Anni this morning!  Love must be in the air. :kiss:
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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2018, 05:54:48 PM »
Well, it is spring.
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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2018, 08:00:01 PM »
Quote from: wavedog on March 27, 2018, 05:54:48 PM
Well, it is spring.

Lock up your wife and daughters :grin:
Seriously, the man does not know boundaries :shocked:
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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2018, 08:07:08 PM »
 Wives and daughters can take care of themselves.  Lock up your Guzzi.
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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2018, 08:21:07 PM »
Well, at least he didn't say it looked like a wale penis. Like another Ausie we know.
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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2018, 08:32:40 PM »
Quote from: Guzzi Gal on March 27, 2018, 05:50:26 PM
Ha, I had a neighbor’s visiting adult son did nearly the same thing to Anni this morning!  Love must be in the air. :kiss:

Love may be "in the air", and spring "on the way", but there appears to be a bunch of needy perverts wandering around "in people's garages" ....  :embarrassed: :embarrassed: :embarrassed:
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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2018, 09:05:36 PM »
 :1: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2018, 09:37:44 PM »
Don't worry about washing the tank, it'd be the seat I'd be concerned about..!
At least you won't skid around on it..! :evil: :thumb:
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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2018, 10:01:43 PM »
Quote from: balvenie on March 27, 2018, 08:00:01 PM
Lock up your wife and daughters :grin:
Seriously, the man does not know boundaries :shocked:

 I have an Ozzie friend who lives just South of here . He claims Ozzies are the last "real" men , of course his very Okie wife gives him permission to say that  :laugh:

 A couple of years back there was a Sheila working in the Cedar Vale cafe . I asked her how the heck she ended up in Kansas , she answered "well mate , I met this cowboy" . She told me later that it took her about a year to "train" him  :shocked:

 Hmm , is there a point to this  :huh:

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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2018, 10:29:25 PM »
Quote from: oldbike54 on March 27, 2018, 10:01:43 PM
I have an Ozzie friend who lives just South of here . He claims Ozzies are the last "real" men , of course his very Okie wife gives him permission to say that  :laugh:

 A couple of years back there was a Sheila working in the Cedar Vale cafe . I asked her how the heck she ended up in Kansas , she answered "well mate , I met this cowboy" . She told me later that it took her about a year to "train" him  :shocked:

 Hmm , is there a point to this  :huh:

 Dusty
Ozzies (sic), aren't "real" men Dusty..
They're "unreal" men.. :wink:
ps..
(Like the gratuitous "shiela" reference)... :thumb:
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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2018, 10:35:17 PM »
Ozzy?


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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2018, 10:39:14 PM »
Quote from: Huzo on March 27, 2018, 10:29:25 PM
Ozzies (sic), aren't "real" men Dusty..
They're "unreal" men.. :wink:
ps..
(Like the gratuitous "shiela" reference)... :thumb:

 The Sheila was an Ozzie , and very funny  :laugh:

 Dusty
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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2018, 10:54:24 PM »
Quote from: yogidozer on March 27, 2018, 10:35:17 PM
Ozzy?



He's a great philosopher.
He put it best when he once said..

"Of all the far'in fings I've lost,
It's me mind I miss the most..."
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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2018, 11:04:32 PM »
Quote from: Huzo on March 27, 2018, 10:54:24 PM
He's a great philosopher.
He put it best when he once said..

"Of all the far'in fings I've lost,
It's me mind I miss the most..."
He got a little "Paranoid" from all that ridin' on the "Crazy Train" :wink:
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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2018, 12:16:16 AM »
Time was when a grown up kept his paws off another man's machinery.  :thewife: The kids usually learn after an exhaust pipe or two.  :evil:
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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2018, 02:51:24 AM »
Quote from: wavedog on March 27, 2018, 05:45:49 PM
So last night a couple of friends (John, a Floridian,and Matt, an Oztralien)  came over to get some welding done on a project they were working on and as I was getting things set up Matt looks at my bike and says "Hey, its a Guzzi! These things are damn sexy, mate." A few minutes later he makes some comments about the curves of the bike and how nobody can make curves like Italians. I keep working on getting ready to weld and then I look over and he is slowly rubbing the gas tank with both hands. Whats he doing? About a half hour later when the welding is done, Matt is back at the bike with his hands on the tank. He looks at me and John and says "Look at the shape of this thing- it's got curves like a bo*b! I can't keep my hands off it!"  Yeah, funny. Now I have to wash my bike.

Hm had the same thing happen with a panel beater fixing a road rash on a Ducati MHR tank. I left when he was rubbing wet and dry over the tank in a way you really didn't want to witness. Along those lines I have a mate who swears having your Guzzi on a dyne is like paying to watch some one r*pe your girlfriend! Ozzies eh!
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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2018, 03:22:42 AM »
Quote from: Ozzydog on March 28, 2018, 02:51:24 AM
Hm had the same thing happen with a panel beater fixing a road rash on a Ducati MHR tank. I left when he was rubbing wet and dry over the tank in a way you really didn't want to witness. Along those lines I have a mate who swears having your Guzzi on a dyne is like paying to watch some one r*pe your girlfriend! Ozzies eh!
Guys.."
It's "Aussies.."
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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2018, 07:11:51 AM »
Quote from: Huzo on March 28, 2018, 03:22:42 AM
Guys.."
It's "Aussies.."

No. These are Aussies. (Guzzi content)

Clearly some attraction between Aussies and Jackals



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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2018, 07:16:02 AM »
 ^^^ Aww , dog pictures , we like dog pictures  :thumb:

 Dusty
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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2018, 07:29:41 AM »
Quote from: kidsmoke on March 28, 2018, 07:11:51 AM
No. These are Aussies. (Guzzi content)

Clearly some attraction between Aussies and Jackals




Good name would be Inkblot. Reason being look at him/her, what do you see?
Best friend? Hiking buddy? Someone to listen to your concerns? The first one to greet you at the door when you get home!

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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2018, 07:29:49 AM »
Quote from: oldbike54 on March 28, 2018, 07:16:02 AM
^^^ Aww , dog pictures , we like dog pictures  :thumb:

 Dusty

careful!!

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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2018, 07:39:09 AM »
Quote from: yogidozer on March 28, 2018, 07:29:41 AM
Good name would be Inkblot. Reason being look at him/her, what do you see?
Best friend? Hiking buddy? Someone to listen to your concerns? The first one to greet you at the door when you get home!

Yeah, he'd a been a big hit in the parking lot at Dead shows back in the day...

All of the above except the last one. He's 'never' left at home. Office dog, and nearly constant companion.

The thought early on was to cultivate this (also an Aussie with an Aussie on a Guzzi  :wink:)





But, then I, and he, thought better of it.

Apolgies for the thread veer. Back to inappropriate dork fondling. (sorry...someone else will have to handle the photo duties.)
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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #23 on: March 28, 2018, 07:42:44 AM »
Quote from: kidsmoke on March 28, 2018, 07:39:09 AM
Yeah, he'd a been a big hit in the parking lot at Dead shows back in the day...

All of the above except the last one. He's 'never' left at home. Office dog, and nearly constant companion.

The thought early on was to cultivate this (also an Aussie with an Aussie on a Guzzi  :wink:)





But, then I, and he, thought better of it.

Apolgies for the thread veer. Back to inappropriate dork fondling. (sorry...someone else will have to handle the photo duties.)
Yeah! Good to hear that! I take my 3 rescues everywhere. Hiking, kayaking (I have a tag along kayak to hold the 3rd boy)
My best friends give me a reason to get up every day!
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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2018, 08:29:32 AM »
Quote from: kidsmoke on March 28, 2018, 07:39:09 AM
Yeah, he'd a been a big hit in the parking lot at Dead shows back in the day...

All of the above except the last one. He's 'never' left at home. Office dog, and nearly constant companion.

The thought early on was to cultivate this (also an Aussie with an Aussie on a Guzzi  :wink:)





But, then I, and he, thought better of it.

Apolgies for the thread veer. Back to inappropriate dork fondling. (sorry...someone else will have to handle the photo duties.)
That 'Busa looks bad as hell...
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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2018, 01:01:21 PM »
Well, since there is so much discussion about Aussies, I thought I would ask this question....The other day a friend of mine commented that you should never refer to an Australian as "Dude"
He states that to Aussies, "Dude" means a whales asshole!  Is that true?
Rick.
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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2018, 01:42:19 PM »
"Okay, dude....what ever."   :evil:
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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #27 on: March 29, 2018, 02:18:24 PM »
Quote from: Huzo on March 28, 2018, 03:22:42 AM
Guys.."
It's "Aussies.."

Huzo, I would have to say that over the ditch here most call Australia "Oz", rather than "Aus". Therefore, someone who lives in "Oz" is an Ozzie. :angel:
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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #28 on: March 29, 2018, 02:57:47 PM »
Quote from: bigbikerrick on March 29, 2018, 01:01:21 PM
Well, since there is so much discussion about Aussies, I thought I would ask this question....The other day a friend of mine commented that you should never refer to an Australian as "Dude"
He states that to Aussies, "Dude" means a whales asshole!  Is that true?
Rick.
In good quality Australian company, it's seen as a soft American term and therefore worthy of derision. It reeks of "Wayne's World", which is good enough for Wayne but it just so happens we live in a better one over here.
(The best actually... :thumb:)
BTW..
I'm not aware of the tie in between the term and a whales fundament.
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Re: In the garage, an Ozzy gets too familiar with my Jackal.
« Reply #29 on: March 29, 2018, 03:37:41 PM »
Quote from: Muzz on March 29, 2018, 02:18:24 PM
Huzo, I would have to say that over the ditch here most call Australia "Oz", rather than "Aus". Therefore, someone who lives in "Oz" is an Ozzie. :angel:
Harriet would beg to differ



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