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Offline guzzista

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either the meds are too strong or maybe not enough ?
« on: April 12, 2018, 11:31:55 AM »
 This ad defines ones unique conception of reality..... https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/mcy/d/76-seimm-guzzi-hoguzzi/6556797992.html
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Re: either the meds are too strong or maybe not enough ?
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2018, 12:00:14 PM »
Quote from: guzzista on April 12, 2018, 11:31:55 AM
This ad defines ones unique conception of reality..... https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/mcy/d/76-seimm-guzzi-hoguzzi/6556797992.html

Obviously a big SPOOF.  I like this line:  Original top speed at 160MPH.   :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
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Re: either the meds are too strong or maybe not enough ?
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2018, 12:07:10 PM »
OH my what history and imagination.  Drop a HD gas tank on it and write a narrative, which even if correct this is still a part bike.
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Re: either the meds are too strong or maybe not enough ?
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2018, 12:21:50 PM »
Quote from: redrider90 on April 12, 2018, 12:07:10 PM
OH my what history and imagination.  Drop a HD gas tank on it and write a narrative, which even if correct this is still a part bike.

Fire up the crack pipe!! :shocked: :laugh: :grin: :wink:   Yes...and a "parts bike" worth a few hundred dollars at best!! (lol) :huh: :rolleyes: :shocked: 
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Re: either the meds are too strong or maybe not enough ?
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2018, 12:38:28 PM »
Ummmmm  -  "dogpatch special"  -  probably means something, wouldn't you say? Maybe something of value? The initiated would know?
Most of you guys are familiar with the country and the language, so what do you say?
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Re: either the meds are too strong or maybe not enough ?
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2018, 12:55:42 PM »
Quote from: pebra on April 12, 2018, 12:38:28 PM
Ummmmm  -  "dogpatch special"  -  probably means something, wouldn't you say? Maybe something of value? The initiated would know?
Most of you guys are familiar with the country and the language, so what do you say?

"dogpatch special"  = "Total COBB Job!!" :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:




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Re: either the meds are too strong or maybe not enough ?
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2018, 01:00:55 PM »
Would consider paying $95, not $9500.
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Re: either the meds are too strong or maybe not enough ?
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2018, 01:58:15 PM »
Quote from: gliderjohn on April 12, 2018, 01:00:55 PM
Would consider paying $95, not $9500.
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He just forgot the decimal point.
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Re: either the meds are too strong or maybe not enough ?
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2018, 02:04:18 PM »
But its got a Bosch Starter   
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Re: either the meds are too strong or maybe not enough ?
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2018, 03:03:55 PM »
 Maybe this belongs in *The stupidest thing anyone ever said to you about motorcycles* thread  :shocked:

 It might be a spoof , but I've heard more ridiculous claims made in all seriousness .

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Re: either the meds are too strong or maybe not enough ?
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2018, 03:11:53 PM »
He sounds like a southern fellow. We never let the truth get in the way of a great story...
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Re: either the meds are too strong or maybe not enough ?
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2018, 03:23:29 PM »
Well the last time I checked the Dog Patch, it was full of frozen Dog Rockets, yup it is a TURD!  DonG :evil:
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Re: either the meds are too strong or maybe not enough ?
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2018, 03:51:32 PM »
Quote from: Sheepdog on April 12, 2018, 03:11:53 PM
He sounds like a southern fellow. We never let the truth get in the way of a great story...

Hey, this is from San Francisco!   the South gets dumped on enough ... time for the reality of 'California Dreamin' ' to take hold ....

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Re: either the meds are too strong or maybe not enough ?
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2018, 04:46:00 PM »
396 chevy pistons?   whoooaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a   kaboom
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Re: either the meds are too strong or maybe not enough ?
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2018, 05:07:11 PM »
A stock 396 piston is only ~4.1" in diameter v the V1000 @~3.4" = ~2x oem displacement.  There's plenty of meat in the V1000 jug to bore it out that extra 3/4" and STILL have enough left to withstand a 13.75:1 compression ratio.  The seller admits he's never "seen what it could do", but it's got Alfa Romeo valve components -- what could go wrong?

This reads like an ad I would place for a visually clapped-out lawnmower.  I'm pretty sure the seller is after a tongue-in-cheek giggle and perhaps that $95 offer. 
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Re: either the meds are too strong or maybe not enough ?
« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2018, 05:27:09 PM »
One of a kind, thank goodness!
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Re: either the meds are too strong or maybe not enough ?
« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2018, 05:49:10 PM »
 Dog patch can mean a  ghetto......Yes hopefully a joke, he's probably getting divorced and must sell his project but really doesn't want to sell so write the add so no one will buy it......
 
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Re: either the meds are too strong or maybe not enough ?
« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2018, 07:15:54 PM »
From Rodekyll:
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I'm pretty sure the seller is after a tongue-in-cheek giggle and perhaps that $95 offer. 
Well...I have not actually made that offer.
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Re: either the meds are too strong or maybe not enough ?
« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2018, 08:14:02 PM »
 Piece of junk. And that is its' good points.
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Re: either the meds are too strong or maybe not enough ?
« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2018, 09:39:28 PM »
The poor thing!  Someone rescue it from that vile hillbilly.
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Re: either the meds are too strong or maybe not enough ?
« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2018, 09:47:58 PM »
It's a bit late for an Aprils Fool's Day joke.


FWIW, can anyone ID what it was originally?  T-3?
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