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Joke
« on: June 14, 2018, 12:23:24 PM »
Purloined from the Acoustic Guitar Forum and altered to fit here:

A BMW rider, Harley rider and Guzzi rider are having soup for lunch and each finds a fly in his soup.
The BMW rider says, "Waiter, throw away this soup."
The Harley rider says, "Waiter, get this fly out of my soup."
The Guzzi rider picks up the fly by its wings and shouts, "Alright, spit it out!"
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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2018, 12:25:48 PM »
  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 Wait , dangit , yeah , pretty accurate  :shocked: :grin:

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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2018, 12:40:19 PM »
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Re: Joke
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2018, 12:52:50 PM »
:1: I'm soooo modifying this for my kids! :grin:
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Re: Joke
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2018, 01:01:35 PM »
I thought for sure Guzzi rider would ask for some salt to put on his meat.
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Re: Joke
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2018, 01:45:55 PM »
FAKE NEWS! No self respecting Harley guy eats soup.
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Re: Joke
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2018, 02:10:47 PM »

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Re: Joke
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2018, 02:31:33 PM »

Purloined from the Acoustic Guitar Forum and altered to fit here:


Ok, so I gotta know... Was the joke between Martin, Gibson and Fender owners..?  Or others...?

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Re: Joke
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2018, 11:50:21 PM »
Ok, so I gotta know... Was the joke between Martin, Gibson and Fender owners..?  Or others...?

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Rob

It was altered to say "waiter" instead of "Dusty".

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Re: Joke
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2018, 12:27:47 AM »
As I heard it, the joke was originally a bit racist, with the characters drinking alcohol and the Irishman screaming spit it out at the fly.
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Re: Joke
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2018, 11:36:33 AM »
Ok, so I gotta know... Was the joke between Martin, Gibson and Fender owners..?  Or others...?

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Without looking it back up I believe it was between a lead guitarist, a drummer and a banjo picker.
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