Purloined from the Acoustic Guitar Forum and altered to fit here:
A BMW rider, Harley rider and Guzzi rider are having soup for lunch and each finds a fly in his soup.
The BMW rider says, "Waiter, throw away this soup."
The Harley rider says, "Waiter, get this fly out of my soup."
The Guzzi rider picks up the fly by its wings and shouts, "Alright, spit it out!"