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Title: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: Jim Rich on June 09, 2019, 10:02:47 AM
Saw these two on an old pickup rolling through town - "I used to have a handle on life, but it broke."  and also - "I am suffering from a sexually transmitted disease, Children."   :grin:
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: Penderic on June 09, 2019, 10:35:03 AM
I'm in!

(https://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/Penderic009/slow_drivers_in_the_left_lane_will_be_goosed_bumper_sticker-_zpsytasqsfq.jpg)

Are windshield messages included?
(https://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/Penderic009/MOVEOVER_zpswiaplgrs.jpg)
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: guzzi4me on June 09, 2019, 10:39:57 AM
The Older I Get...
The Faster I Was!!

Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: Gliderjohn on June 09, 2019, 01:00:20 PM
On a beautiful early Mustang covetable with a a beautiful young blonde in a sun dress...
"Yes, but not with you."
GliderJohn
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: tazio on June 09, 2019, 01:42:43 PM
Seen on the back bumper of a pick up truck
driven by a rather rough looking gal with a mohawk..
"Dip me in honey and feed me to the lesbians"
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: SmithSwede on June 09, 2019, 01:49:27 PM
Not exactly funny, but certainly alarming and memorable.   We have a guy in my little country town who drives around in an old black pick up truck that has a slogan for his business prominently displayed.   It reads:

Hog Hunting
No Guns.
Knives Only. 
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: Buckturgidson on June 09, 2019, 02:22:52 PM
Keep Reno Sleazy. Sadly many have made it a goal to turn this into Anytown U.S.A.
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: Penderic on June 09, 2019, 03:03:02 PM
Get some inkjet sticker paper and make yur own!

(https://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/Penderic009/290_zpsa0alvswr.png)
 :thumb:
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: Muzz on June 09, 2019, 03:25:05 PM
I LOVE animals.

They taste delicious.
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: kingoffleece on June 09, 2019, 05:20:02 PM
"When I want your opinion I'll give it to you"  followed closely by "I heard you twice the first time".
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: kirkemon on June 09, 2019, 06:22:04 PM
"I brake for Brian Wilson"
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: adaven on June 09, 2019, 06:34:06 PM
"Warning: This truck has no driver"
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: Sheepdog on June 09, 2019, 06:35:35 PM
"Custer had it coming"
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: 80CX100 on June 09, 2019, 07:09:03 PM
     I'm sure I've seen something along the lines of "I drive this old rust bucket, because my other car,,, is a bunch of motorcycles"

     Kelly
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: Darren Williams on June 09, 2019, 07:21:44 PM
"If lane-splitting was legal, I wouldn't be here and you could move up"
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: Shorty on June 09, 2019, 08:01:36 PM
"I GOT MY CRABS FROM DIRTY DICK'S.............seafo od."   

 

"My other car is also a piece of crap."
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: rschrum on June 09, 2019, 08:06:13 PM
Blonde in a red sports car. My Other Car Is A Broom.
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: bad Chad on June 09, 2019, 09:55:17 PM
So far this thread is illustrating why we left most bumper stickers in the 70s.

Almost nothing worth remembering can be said with a bumper sticker.  So says bad Chad, who ironically has a bumper sticker on his current cage. 
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: wirespokes on June 09, 2019, 11:38:52 PM
Insanity is hereditary - we get it from our kids.
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: davedel44 on June 10, 2019, 04:16:44 AM
Tourist Season Limit One.

My little island is blessed by 7.5 million visitors a year!

Jim,

Im in New Orleans, Oysters for lunch and dinner. :drool:

Dave
Galveston



Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: dguzzi on June 10, 2019, 09:17:07 AM
From my friends print shop  "Proud Parent of an Underachiever"
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: jwinwi on June 10, 2019, 09:37:17 AM
Nice Prius
             - Nobody

On the back of a Prius :grin:
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: Jim Rich on June 10, 2019, 09:57:18 AM
"Keep Honking I'm Reloading"

Dave Del, eat a beignet for me.
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: RinkRat II on June 10, 2019, 10:31:43 AM

   How can you not appreciate a pacifist with a sense of humor, from back in the 70's  " Stop the Violins, Visualize Whirled Peas "

        Paul B :boozing:
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: Penderic on June 10, 2019, 11:00:50 AM
So far this thread is illustrating why we left most bumper stickers in the 70s.

Almost nothing worth remembering can be said with a bumper sticker.  So says bad Chad, who ironically has a bumper sticker on his current cage.

Your'e darn tootin! Now then, coffee mugs on the other hand, are invaluable!

(https://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/Penderic009/saying_zpso1tev5lw.jpg)
 :coffee: Rhyming customizing?
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: cloudbase on June 10, 2019, 11:05:23 AM


(https://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/Penderic009/saying_zpso1tev5lw.jpg)
 :coffee: Rhyming customizing?

The motto of Bender Shipyard in Mobile.
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: fotoguzzi on June 11, 2019, 11:36:09 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/T0vFTyD/10337358a9b390cce3ba37dc371a8900.jpg) (https://ibb.co/T0vFTyD)

(https://i.ibb.co/bW7H3Hr/bumper-sticker-worth-reading-11.jpg) (https://ibb.co/bW7H3Hr)

(https://i.ibb.co/hd8M7bd/dont-believe-everything-you-think-rectangle.jpg) (https://ibb.co/hd8M7bd)

(https://i.ibb.co/fDMfNg9/funny-bumper-sticker-5.jpg) (https://ibb.co/fDMfNg9)

(https://i.ibb.co/V2KvtG8/morning-picdump-949-640-25.jpg) (https://ibb.co/V2KvtG8)
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: larrys on June 11, 2019, 12:08:22 PM
How about custom license plates? Seen on a new Porsche ‘WAS HIS’
On a pharmacist’s family car ‘POTION’ on his Mercedes roadster ‘ELIXIR’.
Larry
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: BrotherJim on June 11, 2019, 12:31:03 PM
Proud parent of Inmate of the Month at County Jail
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: T4halo on June 11, 2019, 02:03:33 PM
Proud parent of two great kids, and another one

From Forrest Gump:  Shit Happens

Oh how I hate Ohio state.

Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: Rick in WNY on June 11, 2019, 02:42:57 PM
If you can read this, flip me back over" (dutifully affixed upside down on a Jeep)

Horn broken, watch for finger!

Bad Cop! No Donut!

Cthulhu for president! Why elect a lesser evil?

These are all ones I've seen in the parking lot at work.
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: rschrum on June 11, 2019, 07:17:16 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/DRZjKy8/BS1.jpg) (https://ibb.co/DRZjKy8)

(https://i.ibb.co/WVZkKvm/BS5.jpg) (https://ibb.co/WVZkKvm)

fast and furious 5 plot (https://movieplotholes.com/fast-five)
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: LowRyter on June 11, 2019, 07:37:07 PM
in very rural Oklahoma

(https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/p843x403/62243634_2414930122121114_1734560114863505408_o.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-1.xx&oh=fab4c0e260bcb70f6a4317349653ef85&oe=5D93957C)
Title: Re: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread
Post by: Muzz on June 12, 2019, 05:41:43 PM
Years ago a Mad magazine came with a bumper sticker,

"Alfred E. Neuman for President".  Sorry, never did take a photo of it. :cry: