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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Jim Rich on June 09, 2019, 10:02:47 AM
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Saw these two on an old pickup rolling through town - "I used to have a handle on life, but it broke." and also - "I am suffering from a sexually transmitted disease, Children." :grin:
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I'm in!
(https://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/Penderic009/slow_drivers_in_the_left_lane_will_be_goosed_bumper_sticker-_zpsytasqsfq.jpg)
Are windshield messages included?
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:popcorn:
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The Older I Get...
The Faster I Was!!
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On a beautiful early Mustang covetable with a a beautiful young blonde in a sun dress...
"Yes, but not with you."
GliderJohn
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Seen on the back bumper of a pick up truck
driven by a rather rough looking gal with a mohawk..
"Dip me in honey and feed me to the lesbians"
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Not exactly funny, but certainly alarming and memorable. We have a guy in my little country town who drives around in an old black pick up truck that has a slogan for his business prominently displayed. It reads:
Hog Hunting
No Guns.
Knives Only.
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Keep Reno Sleazy. Sadly many have made it a goal to turn this into Anytown U.S.A.
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Get some inkjet sticker paper and make yur own!
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I LOVE animals.
They taste delicious.
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"When I want your opinion I'll give it to you" followed closely by "I heard you twice the first time".
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"I brake for Brian Wilson"
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"Warning: This truck has no driver"
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"Custer had it coming"
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I'm sure I've seen something along the lines of "I drive this old rust bucket, because my other car,,, is a bunch of motorcycles"
Kelly
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"If lane-splitting was legal, I wouldn't be here and you could move up"
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"I GOT MY CRABS FROM DIRTY DICK'S.............seafo od."
"My other car is also a piece of crap."
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Blonde in a red sports car. My Other Car Is A Broom.
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So far this thread is illustrating why we left most bumper stickers in the 70s.
Almost nothing worth remembering can be said with a bumper sticker. So says bad Chad, who ironically has a bumper sticker on his current cage.
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Insanity is hereditary - we get it from our kids.
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Tourist Season Limit One.
My little island is blessed by 7.5 million visitors a year!
Jim,
Im in New Orleans, Oysters for lunch and dinner. :drool:
Dave
Galveston
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From my friends print shop "Proud Parent of an Underachiever"
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Nice Prius
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On the back of a Prius :grin:
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"Keep Honking I'm Reloading"
Dave Del, eat a beignet for me.
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How can you not appreciate a pacifist with a sense of humor, from back in the 70's " Stop the Violins, Visualize Whirled Peas "
Paul B :boozing:
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So far this thread is illustrating why we left most bumper stickers in the 70s.
Almost nothing worth remembering can be said with a bumper sticker. So says bad Chad, who ironically has a bumper sticker on his current cage.
Your'e darn tootin! Now then, coffee mugs on the other hand, are invaluable!
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:coffee: Rhyming customizing?
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:coffee: Rhyming customizing?
The motto of Bender Shipyard in Mobile.
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(https://i.ibb.co/T0vFTyD/10337358a9b390cce3ba37dc371a8900.jpg) (https://ibb.co/T0vFTyD)
(https://i.ibb.co/bW7H3Hr/bumper-sticker-worth-reading-11.jpg) (https://ibb.co/bW7H3Hr)
(https://i.ibb.co/hd8M7bd/dont-believe-everything-you-think-rectangle.jpg) (https://ibb.co/hd8M7bd)
(https://i.ibb.co/fDMfNg9/funny-bumper-sticker-5.jpg) (https://ibb.co/fDMfNg9)
(https://i.ibb.co/V2KvtG8/morning-picdump-949-640-25.jpg) (https://ibb.co/V2KvtG8)
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How about custom license plates? Seen on a new Porsche ‘WAS HIS’
On a pharmacist’s family car ‘POTION’ on his Mercedes roadster ‘ELIXIR’.
Larry
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Proud parent of Inmate of the Month at County Jail
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Proud parent of two great kids, and another one
From Forrest Gump: Shit Happens
Oh how I hate Ohio state.
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If you can read this, flip me back over" (dutifully affixed upside down on a Jeep)
Horn broken, watch for finger!
Bad Cop! No Donut!
Cthulhu for president! Why elect a lesser evil?
These are all ones I've seen in the parking lot at work.
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(https://i.ibb.co/DRZjKy8/BS1.jpg) (https://ibb.co/DRZjKy8)
(https://i.ibb.co/WVZkKvm/BS5.jpg) (https://ibb.co/WVZkKvm)
fast and furious 5 plot (https://movieplotholes.com/fast-five)
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in very rural Oklahoma
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Years ago a Mad magazine came with a bumper sticker,
"Alfred E. Neuman for President". Sorry, never did take a photo of it. :cry: