Author Topic: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread (Read 5595 times)

Jim Rich · « **on:** June 09, 2019, 10:02:47 AM »

Saw these two on an old pickup rolling through town - "I used to have a handle on life, but it broke." and also - "I am suffering from a sexually transmitted disease, Children."

Penderic · « **Reply #1 on:** June 09, 2019, 10:35:03 AM »

I'm in!

Are windshield messages included?

guzzi4me · « **Reply #2 on:** June 09, 2019, 10:39:57 AM »

The Older I Get...
The Faster I Was!!

Gliderjohn · « **Reply #3 on:** June 09, 2019, 01:00:20 PM »

On a beautiful early Mustang covetable with a a beautiful young blonde in a sun dress...
"Yes, but not with you."
GliderJohn

tazio · « **Reply #4 on:** June 09, 2019, 01:42:43 PM »

Seen on the back bumper of a pick up truck
driven by a rather rough looking gal with a mohawk..
"Dip me in honey and feed me to the lesbians"

SmithSwede · « **Reply #5 on:** June 09, 2019, 01:49:27 PM »

Not exactly funny, but certainly alarming and memorable. We have a guy in my little country town who drives around in an old black pick up truck that has a slogan for his business prominently displayed. It reads:

Hog Hunting
No Guns.
Knives Only.

Buckturgidson · « **Reply #6 on:** June 09, 2019, 02:22:52 PM »

Keep Reno Sleazy. Sadly many have made it a goal to turn this into Anytown U.S.A.

Penderic · « **Reply #7 on:** June 09, 2019, 03:03:02 PM »

Get some inkjet sticker paper and make yur own!

Muzz · « **Reply #8 on:** June 09, 2019, 03:25:05 PM »

I LOVE animals.

They taste delicious.

kingoffleece · « **Reply #9 on:** June 09, 2019, 05:20:02 PM »

"When I want your opinion I'll give it to you" followed closely by "I heard you twice the first time".

kirkemon · « **Reply #10 on:** June 09, 2019, 06:22:04 PM »

"I brake for Brian Wilson"

adaven · « **Reply #11 on:** June 09, 2019, 06:34:06 PM »

"Warning: This truck has no driver"

Sheepdog · « **Reply #12 on:** June 09, 2019, 06:35:35 PM »

"Custer had it coming"

80CX100 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 09, 2019, 07:09:03 PM »

I'm sure I've seen something along the lines of "I drive this old rust bucket, because my other car,,, is a bunch of motorcycles"

Kelly

Darren Williams · « **Reply #14 on:** June 09, 2019, 07:21:44 PM »

"If lane-splitting was legal, I wouldn't be here and you could move up"

Shorty · « **Reply #15 on:** June 09, 2019, 08:01:36 PM »

"I GOT MY CRABS FROM DIRTY DICK'S.............seafo od."

"My other car is also a piece of crap."

rschrum · « **Reply #16 on:** June 09, 2019, 08:06:13 PM »

Blonde in a red sports car. My Other Car Is A Broom.

bad Chad · « **Reply #17 on:** June 09, 2019, 09:55:17 PM »

So far this thread is illustrating why we left most bumper stickers in the 70s.

Almost nothing worth remembering can be said with a bumper sticker. So says bad Chad, who ironically has a bumper sticker on his current cage.

wirespokes · « **Reply #18 on:** June 09, 2019, 11:38:52 PM »

Insanity is hereditary - we get it from our kids.

davedel44 · « **Reply #19 on:** June 10, 2019, 04:16:44 AM »

Tourist Season Limit One.

My little island is blessed by 7.5 million visitors a year!

Jim,

Im in New Orleans, Oysters for lunch and dinner.

Dave
Galveston

dguzzi · « **Reply #20 on:** June 10, 2019, 09:17:07 AM »

From my friends print shop "Proud Parent of an Underachiever"

jwinwi · « **Reply #21 on:** June 10, 2019, 09:37:17 AM »

Nice Prius
- Nobody

On the back of a Prius

Jim Rich · « **Reply #22 on:** June 10, 2019, 09:57:18 AM »

"Keep Honking I'm Reloading"

Dave Del, eat a beignet for me.

RinkRat II · « **Reply #23 on:** June 10, 2019, 10:31:43 AM »

How can you not appreciate a pacifist with a sense of humor, from back in the 70's " Stop the Violins, Visualize Whirled Peas "

Paul B

Penderic · « **Reply #24 on:** June 10, 2019, 11:00:50 AM »

Quote from: bad Chad on June 09, 2019, 09:55:17 PM

So far this thread is illustrating why we left most bumper stickers in the 70s.

Almost nothing worth remembering can be said with a bumper sticker. So says bad Chad, who ironically has a bumper sticker on his current cage.

Your'e darn tootin! Now then, coffee mugs on the other hand, are invaluable!

Rhyming customizing?

cloudbase · « **Reply #25 on:** June 10, 2019, 11:05:23 AM »

Quote from: Penderic on June 10, 2019, 11:00:50 AM

Rhyming customizing?

The motto of Bender Shipyard in Mobile.

fotoguzzi · « **Reply #26 on:** June 11, 2019, 11:36:09 AM »

larrys · « **Reply #27 on:** June 11, 2019, 12:08:22 PM »

How about custom license plates? Seen on a new Porsche ‘WAS HIS’
On a pharmacist’s family car ‘POTION’ on his Mercedes roadster ‘ELIXIR’.
Larry

BrotherJim · « **Reply #28 on:** June 11, 2019, 12:31:03 PM »

Proud parent of Inmate of the Month at County Jail

T4halo · « **Reply #29 on:** June 11, 2019, 02:03:33 PM »

Proud parent of two great kids, and another one

From Forrest Gump: Shit Happens

Oh how I hate Ohio state.

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Author Topic: Funny Bumper Sticker Thread (Read 5595 times)

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