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Title: Waste of money
Post by: Rich A on July 15, 2020, 09:44:26 PM
“I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.”

― WC Fields

Personalized (aka vanity) plates in New Mexico are cheap, $17/yr. First time I've even gotten 'em.

Rich A


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Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: bacongrease on July 15, 2020, 10:08:21 PM

 I always say it this way; " the rest was squandered."
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Huzo on July 15, 2020, 10:16:16 PM
George Best put it...
I spent 90% of my fortune on slow horses and fast Women...
and totally squandered the rest...
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: LowRyter on July 15, 2020, 10:18:52 PM
Fields to bartender:  "Joe, did I spend twenty dollars here last night?"

Bartender: "Yeah Bill."

Fields:  "Oh.  That's a load of my mind, I thought I'd lost it."
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Tom H on July 16, 2020, 01:38:01 AM
Say, mighty nice plates.

Did you just stuff 'em on yesterday?

Tom
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: twowheeladdict on July 16, 2020, 06:00:13 AM
 :thumb:

I should have done that for each bike I owned.  I'd have quite a collection of plates adorning my wall.
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: larrys on July 16, 2020, 07:37:42 AM
$17? Jeebus! They get $100 for vanity plates here. With CT DMV still only partially open, it doesn't look like the Monster is going to get a plate this year.
Larry
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Rich A on July 16, 2020, 07:59:58 AM
Say, mighty nice plates.

Did you just stuff 'em on yesterday?

Tom

Yep, just came in the mail. Here, you can order 'em online, so no trip to motor vehicles office is needed.

Rich A
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: alanp on July 16, 2020, 09:19:36 AM
“I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.”

― WC Fields

Personalized (aka vanity) plates in New Mexico are cheap, $17/yr. First time I've even gotten 'em.

Rich A


(https://i.ibb.co/LQ43S8T/P1030110.jpg) (https://ibb.co/LQ43S8T)

(https://i.ibb.co/0BKBzgF/P1030111.jpg) (https://ibb.co/0BKBzgF)


Those NM Black Chili plates are the best looking plates around.  Customized to your bikes, even better!
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Lannis on July 16, 2020, 09:21:37 AM
Vanity plates are cute, and some are clever, and it's like a puzzle figuring out what some of them mean ... but even at $10 extra apiece, I've never been tempted to do one ....

Lannis
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Groover on July 16, 2020, 09:51:05 AM
Vanity or not, sharp looking plates!
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: LongRanger on July 16, 2020, 02:16:21 PM
I figure that if someone really cares to know what I’m riding or driving, they can read the emblem on the vehicle.
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: JeffOlson on July 16, 2020, 03:01:16 PM
Very nice plates!

I have one on my current car and many of its predecessors over decades: Ragnar. It was a nickname I gave to my youngest Viking son, Elliot, back in 1989...
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: berniebee on July 16, 2020, 03:17:47 PM
One year I had a humorous and clever plate ready. Then I found out they cost $230 in my jurisdiction...I bought a lot of beer instead.
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: wirespokes on July 16, 2020, 03:22:03 PM
Fields to bartender:  "Joe, did I spend twenty dollars here last night?"

Bartender: "Yeah Bill."

Fields:  "Oh.  That's a load of my mind, I thought I'd lost it."
Adding some perspective - twenty bucks in 1930 (guessing at a possible date of that quote) is worth about $308 today.

As for vanity plates - I've never been motivated. They already get more from me than they deserve. 
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: frozengoose on July 16, 2020, 03:49:35 PM
Vanity plates are cute, and some are clever, and it's like a puzzle figuring out what some of them mean ... but even at $10 extra apiece, I've never been tempted to do one ....

Lannis

Jeez, aren't you the guy that was boasting of his $120 gloves a while back? Ten bucks for a personal plate don't seem like much, given the money some people spend on their bikes:)

Seriously, while I'd likely never put them on a car or truck, they might look good on a classic bike like an old Guzzi. They cost $30 up here, not sure if that's every year or a one time thing, but maybe if there's another stimulus check, will see...
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Lannis on July 16, 2020, 04:08:16 PM
Jeez, aren't you the guy that was boasting of his $120 gloves a while back? Ten bucks for a personal plate don't seem like much, given the money some people spend on their bikes:)


Well, I don't know that I'd call it "boasting", since (as I said) I got caught short not having proper gloves on a long trip 2000 miles from home, and had to buy them in the most expensive area in the USA - West Yellowstone, WY, where a cheap-jack motel room was $250.    It was painful.

You can call that "boasting" if you want.   (You're not a journalist by any chance, are you?   :wink: )

And regardless of how much I might spend on good gear (the amount that Fay and I spent on our last full Gore-Tex riding outfits would shock someone who didn't know what that is), I find that my priorities don't leave me with an extra $10 to spend on a custom license plate .... Besides, I can't think of anything I'd like to say with it.

Lannis
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: frozengoose on July 16, 2020, 04:19:12 PM
Well, I don't know that I'd call it "boasting", since (as I said) I got caught short not having proper gloves on a long trip 2000 miles from home, and had to buy them in the most expensive area in the USA - West Yellowstone, WY, where a cheap-jack motel room was $250.    It was painful.

You can call that "boasting" if you want.   (You're not a journalist by any chance, are you?   :wink: )

And regardless of how much I might spend on good gear (the amount that Fay and I spent on our last full Gore-Tex riding outfits would shock someone who didn't know what that is), I find that my priorities don't leave me with an extra $10 to spend on a custom license plate .... Besides, I can't think of anything I'd like to say with it.

Lannis

Was making a joke, that's why I used the smiley face:) Didn't mean to ruffle your feathers, if you were insulted by that comment, I was going to say "touting" but wasn't sure of the spelling, well I'd hate to make a serious criticism of you. No I'm not a journalist but if you were complimenting my writing style, well thanks.  And have a nice day!
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Rich A on July 16, 2020, 04:46:52 PM
I figure that if someone really cares to know what I’m riding or driving, they can read the emblem on the vehicle.

No doubt that I have been affected by branding--I also have Moto Guzzi hats, t-shirts (long and short sleeves), decals, tank bags, etc. because I like the brand.

I like the way the plates look, and I have spent more than I care to remember for motorcycle farkles and bling, but that's just me being me.

Rich A
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: LongRanger on July 16, 2020, 05:36:40 PM
Rich, it’s all good. I spend frivolously on junk you’d simply shake your head at. Enjoy!
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Tom on July 16, 2020, 05:40:19 PM
To expensive it out here.  I only have one on my Daytona 1000 serial #2.  " :shocked:  It's NO. 2".  Your's look good by the way.
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Lannis on July 16, 2020, 05:49:41 PM
Was making a joke, that's why I used the smiley face:)

My WG Rule is "If you're joking, then I'm joking too.   If you're NOT joking, then neither am I!"   (You'll notice my little winky face to go along with your smiley face  :thumb: )

That way, YOU get to choose!!

Lannis
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Chuck in Indiana on July 16, 2020, 05:52:33 PM
In Alaska, I saw, "PB4UGO"  :grin: I also saw "SXULDV8"  :shocked: There must be something in the water up there..
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Rich A on July 16, 2020, 06:35:46 PM
In Alaska, I saw, "PB4UGO"  :grin: I also saw "SXULDV8"  :shocked: There must be something in the water up there..

Took a few minutes to figure those out.  Hah!

Rich A
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Tom on July 16, 2020, 06:42:10 PM
Me too!  :grin:
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Lannis on July 16, 2020, 07:38:48 PM
In Alaska, I saw, "PB4UGO"  :grin: I also saw "SXULDV8"  :shocked: There must be something in the water up there..

I'll tell you the job I want, and I wouldn't ask much to do it.

I want to be the guy who reviews the applications for Vanity tags, and makes sure that there's not some hidden rude meaning in them.  That'd be fun!

Sometimes, you see one that got by a censor .....

Lannis
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: LowRyter on July 16, 2020, 07:53:18 PM
Took a few minutes to figure those out.  Hah!

Rich A

never did.  PB?  V8?

Maybe it will come to me.
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Tom on July 16, 2020, 08:03:42 PM
Pee before you go.  Deviate.
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: LowRyter on July 16, 2020, 08:08:57 PM
Pee before you go.  Deviate.

really?  OK.  I understand but don't really get it.
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: rschrum on July 16, 2020, 08:10:49 PM
To expensive it out here.  I only have one on my Daytona 1000 serial #2.  " :shocked:  It's NO. 2".  Your's look good by the way.
Is that the same as, it's too expensive out here?
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: frozengoose on July 16, 2020, 08:12:14 PM
In Alaska, I saw, "PB4UGO"  :grin: I also saw "SXULDV8"  :shocked: There must be something in the water up there..

It's the cold air, it freezes the brain, just like a frontal lobotomy. This is one of my favorites, it's the command a dog musher gives his team to pass someone, kind of a dig on somebody when you blow by'em on the hwy.

(https://i.ibb.co/G5zY6cC/ead5a087992c74bea3f1115f34aa8b0a.jpg) (https://ibb.co/G5zY6cC)


I'll tell you the job I want, and I wouldn't ask much to do it.

I want to be the guy who reviews the applications for Vanity tags, and makes sure that there's not some hidden rude meaning in them.  That'd be fun!

Sometimes, you see one that got by a censor .....

Lannis

This one must have slipped by or the DMV has a sense of humor (unlikely).

(https://i.ibb.co/519jdF2/c102f38601d56584740ab573201c42cb.jpg) (https://ibb.co/519jdF2)
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: dustybarn on July 16, 2020, 08:32:14 PM
I'll tell you the job I want, and I wouldn't ask much to do it.

I want to be the guy who reviews the applications for Vanity tags, and makes sure that there's not some hidden rude meaning in them.  That'd be fun!

Sometimes, you see one that got by a censor .....

Lannis

In my state they sometimes make you explain it, and sometimes they don't. I didn't have to explain "B4Z" on my '66 Datsun Roadster.
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Motormike on July 16, 2020, 09:01:44 PM
My version of the W.C. Fields quote has always been, "As for me, I spent most of my money on motorcycles, the rest I just wasted."
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: LowRyter on July 16, 2020, 09:50:05 PM
one of my favorites

https://youtu.be/41SFTn9xHus

playing pool
https://youtu.be/aEIUW5Rslrc

If I posted the Dentist sketch, Dusty would lock it.

But here's the world's greatest juggler

https://youtu.be/ytgPGr6JhLo
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: oldbike54 on July 16, 2020, 10:19:15 PM
 For years I couldn't figure out why people were commenting on the Oklahoma MC license plate on an old /5 , at least once a month someone would ask how I got the state to issue me "that" plate . Finally it dawned , it read

                                                                                  5 GO 100

 Dusty
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: larrys on July 17, 2020, 01:28:52 PM
Seen on a nice Porsche, WAS HIS...
Larry
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: wirespokes on July 17, 2020, 01:30:13 PM
For years I couldn't figure out why people were commenting on the Oklahoma MC license plate on an old /5 , at least once a month someone would ask how I got the state to issue me "that" plate . Finally it dawned , it read

                                                                                  5 GO 100

 Dusty
Funny - I don't see anything special in it either. What am I missing?
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Tom on July 17, 2020, 01:36:13 PM
really?  OK.  I understand but don't really get it.

Clarifying my answer.  First one is "Pee before you go" and the second one is "Sexual Deviate" although it should be deviant.  I guess if you deviate from the norm then you're a deviant.   :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: oldbike54 on July 17, 2020, 01:38:46 PM
Funny - I don't see anything special in it either. What am I missing?

 Keep studying , it will come to you .

 Dusty
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Lannis on July 17, 2020, 04:49:59 PM

But here's the world's greatest juggler

https://youtu.be/ytgPGr6JhLo

I gotta say that's pretty good.   Who of us that never saw him in the day, and only see him in "highlights" of his old films playing a sour old fat drunk, would ever think he was that coordinated and athletic?

Learn something new every day!

Lannis
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Tom on July 17, 2020, 04:51:45 PM
His physical comedy is good.  :thumb:
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: LowRyter on July 17, 2020, 04:58:15 PM
I gotta say that's pretty good.   Who of us that never saw him in the day, and only see him in "highlights" of his old films playing a sour old fat drunk, would ever think he was that coordinated and athletic?

Learn something new every day!

Lannis

actually all of his movies had tricks and juggling.  But he did in character.  And I think he was often drunk, even at his best.   Johnny Carson used to say Fields was considered world's greatest juggler.

Check out this golf bit, "Canadian Club".   

https://youtu.be/iLLQ1VGK1wQ


card tricks

https://youtu.be/nK_d-Vg495c

Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: LowRyter on July 17, 2020, 04:59:42 PM
Fields to bartender:  "Joe, did I spend twenty dollars here last night?"

Bartender: "Yeah Bill."

Fields:  "Oh.  That's a load of my mind, I thought I'd lost it."

found it

https://youtu.be/8d8V7vMPHLc
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: rschrum on July 17, 2020, 05:45:30 PM
Saw a Ferrari with a plate, IXLR8.
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Tom on July 17, 2020, 06:10:47 PM
 :thumb:
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Motormike on July 20, 2020, 08:21:06 AM
found it

https://youtu.be/8d8V7vMPHLc

Shemp Howard as the bartender.  Shemp appeared in a lot of old movies after he left the Three Stooges and struck out on his own.  Then Curly Howard suffered a stroke, so he re-joined his brother Moe as part of the trio.
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Mayor_of_BBQ on July 20, 2020, 12:54:18 PM
I havent had a personalized plate, but I generally keep one or more specialty plates on my vehicles -- NCDMV has a program where you can get a specialty plate, cost a few bucks more, and the $$ goes to the Org or group that sponsored the plate... Not sure how many other states do this.

Currently on my DR650
(https://www.brpfoundation.org/sites/default/files/Specialty%20Plate%20-%20GET1_2.jpg)




Waiting for this one for my Impreza
(https://ncbg.unc.edu/files/2019/10/VFT_License_Plate-768x400.jpg)

When we were buying a new house and moving out to the country, my wife got this one for my old beater truck  "A NEW START!" (only fans of a certain TV show will get this reference)
(https://i.imgur.com/TD0g9Ao.jpg)

Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: LowRyter on July 20, 2020, 01:49:55 PM
Shemp Howard as the bartender.  Shemp appeared in a lot of old movies after he left the Three Stooges and struck out on his own.  Then Curly Howard suffered a stroke, so he re-joined his brother Moe as part of the trio.

this is definitely a two track thread with little to do with the other. 
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: wirespokes on July 20, 2020, 03:11:43 PM
Wish my old beater Toyota looked as good as yours!
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Tom on July 20, 2020, 03:23:33 PM
Same for my Nissan Frontier. :grin:
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Mayor_of_BBQ on July 21, 2020, 08:03:28 AM
Wish my old beater Toyota looked as good as yours!

Not quite as nice from the side! 371,000 miles! Everything works except the AC, the frame is rusted all to hell tho
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Don G on July 21, 2020, 03:41:32 PM
I read that as ANUS TART, may raise some eyebrows on your commute! But I guess your from California ...... :evil: DonG
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Tom on July 21, 2020, 03:44:01 PM
If that's what you want.   :grin:
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Mayor_of_BBQ on July 22, 2020, 05:58:56 AM
I read that as ANUS TART, may raise some eyebrows on your commute! But I guess your from California ...... :evil: DonG

I live in NC its a fake plate, from the TV show 'Arrested Development'
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: BrotherJim on July 22, 2020, 12:24:38 PM
Cool plates, Rich.  If a vanity plate is $17, how much is a standard plate?  IIRC, I paid $70-$80 for a standard plate on my '02 CalStone and each of my other plated bikes.  May go for the vintage plates on my '89 TW200 and '68 CT90 next year to save some money, but I have to actually go to the BMV and sign an affidavit or some ridiculousness.
Title: Re: Waste of money
Post by: Rich A on July 22, 2020, 03:03:38 PM
Cool plates, Rich.  If a vanity plate is $17, how much is a standard plate?  IIRC, I paid $70-$80 for a standard plate on my '02 CalStone and each of my other plated bikes.  May go for the vintage plates on my '89 TW200 and '68 CT90 next year to save some money, but I have to actually go to the BMV and sign an affidavit or some ridiculousness.

I think it is $17 to get a regular plate replaced, and that's a one-time charge. I think registration is $27-62 per year, and that depends on vehicle weight. Some things are cheap here.

Rich A