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Title: favorite bumper sticker and t-shirt😀
Post by: azguzzirep on November 05, 2016, 03:34:41 PM
My favorite says;

Speed on brother, Hell ain't half full".

Second favourite was the one often seen on VW Beetles, " I'm peddling as fast as I can!".

Tom
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Chuck in Indiana on November 05, 2016, 03:48:11 PM
 :evil: :popcorn:
(https://c5.staticflickr.com/8/7129/27430730524_4a754d2ed5_c.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/HMXEvJ)2016-07-02_02-04-32 (https://flic.kr/p/HMXEvJ) by Charles Stottlemyer (https://www.flickr.com/photos/107188298@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: sib on November 05, 2016, 03:48:45 PM
My favorite says;

Speed on brother, Hell ain't half full".

Second favourite was the one often seen on VW Beetles, " I'm peddling as fast as I can!".

Tom
I'd wager it was "pedaling", unless the driver was trying to sell something.
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: azguzzirep on November 05, 2016, 04:27:55 PM
Spell check is an awful thing sometimes 😀

And maybe it said" Don't  honk! I'm pedalling as fast as I can!"tom
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: fotoguzzi on November 05, 2016, 04:46:28 PM
(https://photos.smugmug.com/Guzzi/i-gdZNpwj/0/M/2016110516444468-IMG_2430-M.jpg) (https://fotoguzzi.smugmug.com/Guzzi/i-gdZNpwj/A)

(https://photos.smugmug.com/DR-650/i-b4DrJfF/0/M/2016110517321615-IMG_2431-M.jpg) (https://fotoguzzi.smugmug.com/DR-650/i-b4DrJfF/A)
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Nic in Western NYS on November 05, 2016, 04:47:17 PM
Support the Lottery: The tax on people with bad math
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Gliderjohn on November 05, 2016, 05:42:06 PM
Back in the 90s in Wichita I came up on a very nice red early Mustang convertable being driven with the top down by a very pretty young blond in a summer dress. Her bumper sticker said; "Yes, but not with you".
GliderJohn
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Jim Rich on November 05, 2016, 05:49:13 PM
The more people I meet, the better I like my dogs.
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Lannis on November 05, 2016, 05:54:00 PM
The more people I meet, the better I like my dogs.

Or

"Lord, help me be the man my dog thinks I am."
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: webmost on November 05, 2016, 06:00:37 PM
Way back in the day:

"Vietnam -- Love it or Leave it"

Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: twowings on November 05, 2016, 06:29:43 PM
'I need more money and power and less s**t from you people!'

Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Dean Rose on November 05, 2016, 06:31:20 PM
US Marines

Best Friends - Worst Enemies

or

I love cats. Want to share recipes.

Dean
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: BMCMOTO on November 05, 2016, 06:42:13 PM
A little raunchy perhaps but " Nice people swallow" or "Real cowgirls ride cowboys" both long time favorites.

Brian
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: ccoli on November 05, 2016, 06:49:22 PM
Found down south...
We really don't care how you used to do it up north.
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Mike Craven on November 05, 2016, 07:00:41 PM
From more south:

"If it's Tourist Season why can't we shoot 'em?"
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: pehayes on November 05, 2016, 07:21:11 PM
Really.  Pickup truck at a supermarket in Wyoming.  "Cowboys make terrible lovers.  They think 8 seconds is a good ride."

Patrick Hayes
Fremont CA
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: ratguzzi on November 05, 2016, 07:30:13 PM
many years back on the bumper of my 65 Chevy van. "don't laugh, your daughter could be in here"
 JB
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Demar on November 05, 2016, 07:32:12 PM
I always liked the sticker placed up-side down on jeeps that said "If you can read this flip me over"

And the one that said "How's my driving? Call 1-800-Eat-Shit"
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: pehayes on November 05, 2016, 08:16:02 PM
When the civilianized Hummer H2 came out, the early, manly Hummer owners were not amused.  Saw one original Hummer with a tow ring on the back bumper and an arrow and sign in faux military font saying "Attach H2 Here".

Patrick Hayes
Fremont CA
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Sasquatch Jim on November 05, 2016, 08:20:34 PM
  Keep honking, I'm reloading as fast as I can.
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: twodogs on November 06, 2016, 07:10:41 AM
The only bumper sticker I ever had.                                                                               Drive like HELL,  YOU'LL get there.  :boozing:
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Johncolleary on November 06, 2016, 07:20:36 AM
During the Vietnam war
"Nixon, pullout like your father should have"
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: sib on November 06, 2016, 07:25:36 AM
"My delinquent is sleeping with your honor student"
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: giusto on November 06, 2016, 09:08:26 AM
I saw a bumper sticker in Boston in the early 80's that said

"Jesus Saves...Esposito puts the rebound passed him!"

in my adopted State on the back of a Ford F 250

"I Speed Up to Run Over Very Small Animals"
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Caffeineo on November 06, 2016, 09:42:34 AM
"I'm driving because I'm too drunk to walk"
"I love animals - BBQ'ed, fried, baked"

Never put them on anything to avoid the negative attention and the risk of some psycho going off.......
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Sheepdog on November 06, 2016, 10:13:15 AM
"Custer had it coming."
"Keep Austin weird."
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Shorty on November 06, 2016, 10:13:52 AM
"Eat Mo Possum"

"Virgins of the world, thanks for nothing."  :wink:


Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: ken farr on November 06, 2016, 10:24:29 AM
:evil: :popcorn:
(https://c5.staticflickr.com/8/7129/27430730524_4a754d2ed5_c.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/HMXEvJ)2016-07-02_02-04-32 (https://flic.kr/p/HMXEvJ) by Charles Stottlemyer (https://www.flickr.com/photos/107188298@N06/), on Flickr

Hey Chuck, I have those too.
The Meteor one is fabulous, some folks don't understand.


kjf
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: ritratto on November 06, 2016, 10:59:40 AM
On an old beatup '70's Pontiac, " My other car is a piece of s*** too".
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Rich A on November 06, 2016, 11:12:45 AM
I used to be an idiot--then we split up.
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: sib on November 06, 2016, 12:54:55 PM
Driver carries no money - he's divorced
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Penderic on November 06, 2016, 01:38:52 PM


(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/Penderic003/tailgater_zpsrczcn8yd.jpg)

 :shocked:
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Arizona Wayne on November 06, 2016, 02:31:28 PM
Driver carries no money - he's divorced


BTDT   :cry:

MC patch.............I f you can read this the bitch fell off
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: kirkemon on November 06, 2016, 02:49:24 PM
"I Brake For Brian Wilson"
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: unclepete on November 06, 2016, 02:58:02 PM
Help Stop Global Whining
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: webmost on November 06, 2016, 03:20:02 PM
Help Stop Global Whining



^^^^^^  +1,000 ^^^^^^^
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Hal on November 06, 2016, 06:27:59 PM
Earth first,
We'll strip mine the other planets later.
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Scud on November 06, 2016, 06:45:58 PM
On my daughter's truck:  "Silly boys, trucks are for girls."
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Darren Williams on November 06, 2016, 06:58:00 PM
On the back of motorcycle:

"If lane splitting were legal, I wouldn't be here and you could move up!"
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Robert on November 06, 2016, 07:25:20 PM
I Brake for the Hell of It!
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Penderic on November 06, 2016, 11:20:25 PM
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/Penderic003/DSC_0080_zpslwbtct87.jpg)


------------------------------------------------------------------------
"If you can't be an athlete, at least be an athletic supporter"?
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: wirespokes on November 07, 2016, 01:04:39 AM
Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Muzz on November 07, 2016, 02:20:45 AM
On an old Morris Minor.
0-40 (mph) in 2min 34 secs.

Similar to another one,  I love animals, they taste delicious.
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: bad Chad on November 07, 2016, 09:23:07 AM
If anything this thread goes a long way to prove, it's very hard to be funny in a scant few words.
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: LaGrasta on November 07, 2016, 01:25:05 PM
My politics don't come from Hollywood or Bumper Stickers.
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Penderic on November 07, 2016, 02:04:41 PM
 :kiss:

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/Penderic003/got_zpsp72zl9js.jpg)
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: cloudbase on November 07, 2016, 03:56:49 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PXyMBiMQm-w/UgPAKFiU91I/AAAAAAAANsw/6Cdax9qw8jg/s320/normal.jpg)
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: not-fishing on November 07, 2016, 04:15:12 PM
Sorry but I'm extremely biased:

(http://www.military-graphics.com/SCHARLEY.png)
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Zoom Zoom on November 08, 2016, 02:06:33 PM
(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t103/cougarelim/stick-figure-family-stickers-12_zpsd0c6c649.jpg) (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/cougarelim/media/stick-figure-family-stickers-12_zpsd0c6c649.jpg.html)

John Henry
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: steamdriven NZ on November 08, 2016, 02:12:06 PM

"Mechanics start what they finish"
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Demar on November 08, 2016, 03:09:17 PM
On one of our bike trips....

(http://i393.photobucket.com/albums/pp19/demar39/Dirtygirl.png) (http://s393.photobucket.com/user/demar39/media/Dirtygirl.png.html)
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: RinkRat II on November 08, 2016, 05:09:27 PM

                  " Visualize Whirrled Peas"



 Paul B :boozing:
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: jbell on November 09, 2016, 10:50:24 AM
In Jamaica with many narrow two lane roads, "Undertakers love overtakers."



Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: n3303j on November 09, 2016, 10:50:48 AM
Spotted this one a few years ago.
"I brake for no apparent reason."

(http://thumb.ibb.co/gRm26F/download.jpg) (http://ibb.co/gRm26F)

photo

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Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Andrew Culpepper on November 09, 2016, 11:15:35 AM
(https://www.peaceproject.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/product_full/sx33_AskYourDoctorIfMedicalAdviceFromATelevisionCommercialIsRightForYou_0.png)
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: webmost on November 09, 2016, 11:18:20 AM
Spotted this one a few years ago.
"I brake for no apparent reason."

(http://thumb.ibb.co/gRm26F/download.jpg) (http://ibb.co/gRm26F)

photo

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About every other day I want to paste that very sticker on someone's bumper.
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: El Pescador on November 09, 2016, 11:50:18 AM
"Custer had it coming."
"Keep Austin weird."


You see "Keep Austin weird" stickers everywhere in Texas...
my favorite is "Keep Houston ugly"
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: PICKLEKOOKEN on November 10, 2016, 11:46:21 AM
I have the Got MOTO GUZZI on my truck, always thought it should be GOT GUZZI. I had on my Escape until last month on the Colorado native  sticker " Welcome to Colorado, now go home! my mom got me that.
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: McFly on November 10, 2016, 11:50:18 AM
STUPIDITY SHOULD HURT MORE
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: oldbike54 on November 10, 2016, 02:26:17 PM
 

                                                      My other car is a TARDIS

 Dusty
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Xlratr on November 10, 2016, 02:31:13 PM
On one of our bike trips....

(http://i393.photobucket.com/albums/pp19/demar39/Dirtygirl.png) (http://s393.photobucket.com/user/demar39/media/Dirtygirl.png.html)

You could have written below that..
"She is mate, she is!".  [emoji3]


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Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Arizona Wayne on November 10, 2016, 02:36:03 PM
`70's sticker.........Don't Californicate Oregon...........so rry, it happened and Washington was next.  :sad:

I've lived in all 3 states but had nothing to do with this debacle.  :weiner:
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Demar on November 10, 2016, 02:46:31 PM
You could have written below that..
"She is mate, she is!".  [emoji3]


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Funny....
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: oldbike54 on November 10, 2016, 03:52:35 PM
 Not a bumper sticker , rather printed on a pink T shirt being worn by a young man .

  "Don't laugh , this is your girlfriend's shirt" :shocked: :evil:

 Dusty
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: spmoto on November 10, 2016, 08:30:16 PM
Again, not a bumper sticker but a T-shirt. I was selling a Guzzi and the couple buying pulled into our driveway dismounted their Cali and pulled of their leathers. They were buying the EV  for her. She was extremely well "assembled" and I couldn't help staring at her chest. Her T-shirt read: "The louder the pipes the smaller the penis"
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: fotoguzzi on November 10, 2016, 08:40:43 PM
  "The louder the pipes the smaller the penis"
those same guys drive jacked up pickup trucks with loud pipes.. and the rear window has a decal of a cartoon pissing on something.
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Arizona Wayne on November 10, 2016, 09:34:21 PM
Reminds me of when I sold my `59 PV544 Volvo.........the guy who bought it's wife had a nice rack and didn't mind showing them off.  :grin:
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Lannis on November 11, 2016, 08:21:09 AM
those same guys drive jacked up pickup trucks with loud pipes.. and the rear window has a decal of a cartoon pissing on something.

Yep, that's the small penis guys.   The NO penis guys add a bull scrotum hanging from the trailer hitch ....
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: webmost on November 11, 2016, 08:43:28 AM
Reminds me of when I sold my `59 PV544 Volvo.........the guy who bought it's wife had a nice rack and didn't mind showing them off.  :grin:

 :gotpics:

Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Gliderjohn on November 11, 2016, 08:44:39 AM
For  kind of out there I saw a middle school age girl out with her parents and she was wearing a T-shirt that had an arrow point downward and the shirt said "It can't lick itself". Maybe by an of age female in a night club.
GliderJohn
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Sasquatch Jim on November 11, 2016, 08:47:13 AM
 I had a 444 Volvo way back in ancient history..
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Chuck in Indiana on November 11, 2016, 10:51:43 AM
 (http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c294/elwood59/P1050421_zps727d38f7.jpg) (http://s29.photobucket.com/user/elwood59/media/P1050421_zps727d38f7.jpg.html)
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: rtbickel on November 11, 2016, 04:03:20 PM
I saw a great one today on a food truck and didn't have my cell phone handy to take a pic.  It had a picture of the road sign warning of a slippery surface, with the car swerving and weaving tire marks.  The caption was: But Officer, the sign told me to do a burnout!
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: Fuzzy on November 11, 2016, 06:05:24 PM
This truck has no driver
Title: Re: favorite bumper sticker
Post by: oldbike54 on November 11, 2016, 06:15:05 PM
 A T shirt produced by a friend in the 1980's as a somewhat gentle poke at RUBBIES .

                                                              $10,000.00
                                                            A chain wallet 
                                                            and ten miles
                                                        Do not a biker make

 Dusty