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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: azguzzirep on November 05, 2016, 03:34:41 PM
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My favorite says;
Speed on brother, Hell ain't half full".
Second favourite was the one often seen on VW Beetles, " I'm peddling as fast as I can!".
Tom
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:evil: :popcorn:
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My favorite says;
Speed on brother, Hell ain't half full".
Second favourite was the one often seen on VW Beetles, " I'm peddling as fast as I can!".
Tom
I'd wager it was "pedaling", unless the driver was trying to sell something.
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Spell check is an awful thing sometimes 😀
And maybe it said" Don't honk! I'm pedalling as fast as I can!"tom
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Support the Lottery: The tax on people with bad math
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Back in the 90s in Wichita I came up on a very nice red early Mustang convertable being driven with the top down by a very pretty young blond in a summer dress. Her bumper sticker said; "Yes, but not with you".
GliderJohn
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The more people I meet, the better I like my dogs.
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The more people I meet, the better I like my dogs.
Or
"Lord, help me be the man my dog thinks I am."
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Way back in the day:
"Vietnam -- Love it or Leave it"
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'I need more money and power and less s**t from you people!'
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US Marines
Best Friends - Worst Enemies
or
I love cats. Want to share recipes.
Dean
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A little raunchy perhaps but " Nice people swallow" or "Real cowgirls ride cowboys" both long time favorites.
Brian
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Found down south...
We really don't care how you used to do it up north.
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From more south:
"If it's Tourist Season why can't we shoot 'em?"
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Really. Pickup truck at a supermarket in Wyoming. "Cowboys make terrible lovers. They think 8 seconds is a good ride."
Patrick Hayes
Fremont CA
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many years back on the bumper of my 65 Chevy van. "don't laugh, your daughter could be in here"
JB
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I always liked the sticker placed up-side down on jeeps that said "If you can read this flip me over"
And the one that said "How's my driving? Call 1-800-Eat-Shit"
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When the civilianized Hummer H2 came out, the early, manly Hummer owners were not amused. Saw one original Hummer with a tow ring on the back bumper and an arrow and sign in faux military font saying "Attach H2 Here".
Patrick Hayes
Fremont CA
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Keep honking, I'm reloading as fast as I can.
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The only bumper sticker I ever had. Drive like HELL, YOU'LL get there. :boozing:
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During the Vietnam war
"Nixon, pullout like your father should have"
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"My delinquent is sleeping with your honor student"
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I saw a bumper sticker in Boston in the early 80's that said
"Jesus Saves...Esposito puts the rebound passed him!"
in my adopted State on the back of a Ford F 250
"I Speed Up to Run Over Very Small Animals"
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"I'm driving because I'm too drunk to walk"
"I love animals - BBQ'ed, fried, baked"
Never put them on anything to avoid the negative attention and the risk of some psycho going off.......
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"Custer had it coming."
"Keep Austin weird."
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"Eat Mo Possum"
"Virgins of the world, thanks for nothing." :wink:
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:evil: :popcorn:
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Hey Chuck, I have those too.
The Meteor one is fabulous, some folks don't understand.
kjf
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On an old beatup '70's Pontiac, " My other car is a piece of s*** too".
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I used to be an idiot--then we split up.
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Driver carries no money - he's divorced
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Driver carries no money - he's divorced
BTDT :cry:
MC patch.............I f you can read this the bitch fell off
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"I Brake For Brian Wilson"
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Help Stop Global Whining
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Help Stop Global Whining
^^^^^^ +1,000 ^^^^^^^
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Earth first,
We'll strip mine the other planets later.
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On my daughter's truck: "Silly boys, trucks are for girls."
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On the back of motorcycle:
"If lane splitting were legal, I wouldn't be here and you could move up!"
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I Brake for the Hell of It!
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"If you can't be an athlete, at least be an athletic supporter"?
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Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids
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On an old Morris Minor.
0-40 (mph) in 2min 34 secs.
Similar to another one, I love animals, they taste delicious.
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If anything this thread goes a long way to prove, it's very hard to be funny in a scant few words.
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My politics don't come from Hollywood or Bumper Stickers.
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:kiss:
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Sorry but I'm extremely biased:
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John Henry
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"Mechanics start what they finish"
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On one of our bike trips....
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" Visualize Whirrled Peas"
Paul B :boozing:
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In Jamaica with many narrow two lane roads, "Undertakers love overtakers."
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Spotted this one a few years ago.
"I brake for no apparent reason."
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Spotted this one a few years ago.
"I brake for no apparent reason."
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About every other day I want to paste that very sticker on someone's bumper.
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"Custer had it coming."
"Keep Austin weird."
You see "Keep Austin weird" stickers everywhere in Texas...
my favorite is "Keep Houston ugly"
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I have the Got MOTO GUZZI on my truck, always thought it should be GOT GUZZI. I had on my Escape until last month on the Colorado native sticker " Welcome to Colorado, now go home! my mom got me that.
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STUPIDITY SHOULD HURT MORE
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My other car is a TARDIS
Dusty
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On one of our bike trips....
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You could have written below that..
"She is mate, she is!". [emoji3]
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`70's sticker.........Don't Californicate Oregon...........so rry, it happened and Washington was next. :sad:
I've lived in all 3 states but had nothing to do with this debacle. :weiner:
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You could have written below that..
"She is mate, she is!". [emoji3]
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Funny....
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Not a bumper sticker , rather printed on a pink T shirt being worn by a young man .
"Don't laugh , this is your girlfriend's shirt" :shocked: :evil:
Dusty
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Again, not a bumper sticker but a T-shirt. I was selling a Guzzi and the couple buying pulled into our driveway dismounted their Cali and pulled of their leathers. They were buying the EV for her. She was extremely well "assembled" and I couldn't help staring at her chest. Her T-shirt read: "The louder the pipes the smaller the penis"
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"The louder the pipes the smaller the penis"
those same guys drive jacked up pickup trucks with loud pipes.. and the rear window has a decal of a cartoon pissing on something.
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Reminds me of when I sold my `59 PV544 Volvo.........the guy who bought it's wife had a nice rack and didn't mind showing them off. :grin:
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those same guys drive jacked up pickup trucks with loud pipes.. and the rear window has a decal of a cartoon pissing on something.
Yep, that's the small penis guys. The NO penis guys add a bull scrotum hanging from the trailer hitch ....
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Reminds me of when I sold my `59 PV544 Volvo.........the guy who bought it's wife had a nice rack and didn't mind showing them off. :grin:
:gotpics:
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For kind of out there I saw a middle school age girl out with her parents and she was wearing a T-shirt that had an arrow point downward and the shirt said "It can't lick itself". Maybe by an of age female in a night club.
GliderJohn
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I had a 444 Volvo way back in ancient history..
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I saw a great one today on a food truck and didn't have my cell phone handy to take a pic. It had a picture of the road sign warning of a slippery surface, with the car swerving and weaving tire marks. The caption was: But Officer, the sign told me to do a burnout!
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This truck has no driver
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A T shirt produced by a friend in the 1980's as a somewhat gentle poke at RUBBIES .
$10,000.00
A chain wallet
and ten miles
Do not a biker make
Dusty