1)Because kid in college. I could certainly afford a couple but I had to go get my daughter from UNC suddenly this Spring. I imagine it will happen again this Fall during a second wave. I’m keeping money free instead of tying it up in possessions for a while.
2)Because I don’t have a garage at the moment.
3)Because I just realized I have to remove the muffler and mid pipe to do an oil change on the Scrambler. It has a metal screen pre filter which is fun to get at and requires a 14mm Allen head. Everyone has a 14mm Allen wrench🙄. I can only take so much of that kind of fun from Italian machinery at once. It reminds me of the 2 ounce plastic, cosmetic battery cover in the 1400 that had five fasteners, three of which were different sizes and types. It’s maddening.

DUCATI
Did U Clean All The Innards

BTW, I can sympathize with you on the college. ECU wouldn't take my son back after Spring Break even though I paid them! Sigh.
Hunter