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Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« on: May 06, 2019, 07:23:58 AM »


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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2019, 08:06:12 AM »
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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2019, 08:14:13 AM »
It looks like she just traded her perfectly good Sportster for a baby.  Not a bad deal.
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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2019, 08:38:39 AM »
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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2019, 10:34:44 AM »
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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2019, 10:44:10 AM »
I guess we all have a different sense of humor. <shrug> Not seeing it................. sorry. 
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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2019, 10:46:09 AM »
What did mommy say about riding?  ATGATT :bike-037:!!!
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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2019, 11:14:10 AM »
Just step away from the Harley ma'am.
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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2019, 11:19:09 AM »
I guess we all have a different sense of humor. <shrug> Not seeing it................. sorry.

Yeah.  Over my head, I guess.
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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2019, 11:51:01 AM »
 Dunno , I was thinking about something the baby might be thinking .

 "Mom , I can ride that thing if you'll put some training wheels on it"

 Of course having witnessed a Tom Cat sitting on the Jackal pawing at the handlebars made me think that . We had a good laugh  :laugh:

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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2019, 12:38:38 PM »




     "KEVIN !!!!, how many times does Mommy have to tell you,,, no more white motorcycles!  :thewife: ,,, you already have a white sportster,,, wait until your father hears about this"

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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2019, 06:12:27 PM »
"My wife said its me or the bike..."
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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2019, 06:23:54 PM »
I feel like there is humor in this photo but no one has hit it yet.   This might take a truly funny person to find it, and unfortunately they are in low supply.
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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2019, 06:41:30 PM »
I feel like there is humor in this photo but no one has hit it yet.   This might take a truly funny person to find it, and unfortunately they are in low supply.

 Remember the back page of Cycle World with all of the *Ted* stuff ? I was trying to come up with something along those lines .

 

 Still can't come with anything funny .

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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2019, 06:43:34 PM »
Hum, totally missing it.

I mean, he put on some crazy high risers, then routed his brake and clutch hoses/cables outside and flopping in the wind.  He has a very skinny front tire.   I don't know ... missing it.
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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2019, 06:45:36 PM »
Yeah.  Over my head, I guess.
must be an east coast thing?
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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2019, 07:24:21 PM »



I see a motorcycle mamma dropping her kid off at Grandma's.
Minutes after she roars off, Gram is wondering why the little princess smells like the inside of a leather saddlebag.
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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2019, 07:29:41 PM »
Reason for Sale .... too many mouths to feed!  :cry:



How's zat?

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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2019, 07:35:07 PM »
or ....

You traded my Jolly Jumper for this? A Harley?  :violent1:

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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2019, 07:44:27 PM »
or ...

Sorry, I was sure Junior would be happy with that nice Harley "Wild Guide" motor-bike thingy.


He's so picky! :cool:
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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2019, 07:58:00 PM »
Meet our new shop hire, Junior, who has just started training on all makes of motorcycle V Twins and full size potties....

2 years go by ......


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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2019, 08:06:57 PM »
Harley momma ... for the politically correct generation
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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2019, 08:07:42 PM »



Hey Kid!

Have I got the right bike for you!

.... and it is on sale right now!
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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2019, 08:13:07 PM »
I mean, he put on some crazy high risers, then routed his brake and clutch hoses/cables outside and flopping in the wind.  He has a very skinny front tire.

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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2019, 08:18:56 PM »
I threw the dirty diaper into the leather trash can on that white scooter.  I thought it was OK from the smell.
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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2019, 08:50:08 PM »
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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #26 on: May 06, 2019, 10:28:42 PM »
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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #27 on: May 06, 2019, 11:13:21 PM »
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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2019, 08:12:55 AM »
It's tough to get a good pic for your CL ad at the Shady Oaks apartment complex.
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Re: Funny craigslist foto needs a caption...
« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2019, 08:58:18 AM »
 That thing made my butt hurt!
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