Author Topic: We all feel this way sometimes with Moto Guzzi! (Read 2546 times)

Tom · « **on:** October 18, 2020, 09:26:08 PM »

If you don't something's wrong.

Put your own caption in.

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GeorgiaGuzzi · « **Reply #1 on:** October 18, 2020, 11:17:01 PM »

“Mother******r! Where did that Allen bolt go!?”

Tom · « **Reply #2 on:** October 19, 2020, 01:09:48 AM »

Wait......what? Still no grease on the steering neck bearings????

lcjohnny · « **Reply #3 on:** October 19, 2020, 02:18:29 AM »

And then the wire to the starter relay..... yes the one that is almost the same colour as the other wire..... where does it go next??

Huzo · « **Reply #4 on:** October 19, 2020, 03:58:26 AM »

Quote from: GeorgiaGuzzi on October 18, 2020, 11:17:01 PM

“Mother******r! Where did that Allen bolt go!?”

I thought I knew what word you bleeped out, but then I counted the stars and it couldn’t be.
Unless it ends with two “r’s”..

Kiwi_Roy · « **Reply #5 on:** October 19, 2020, 07:31:29 AM »

I could of had a Harley like everyone else with a dealer on every corner, what was I thinking?

John A · « **Reply #6 on:** October 19, 2020, 07:52:10 AM »

What are these left over bolts for?

janguzzi · « **Reply #7 on:** October 19, 2020, 08:03:58 AM »

"Luigi! Did you you forgot the grease again?"
"Piaggio! We need a full model range!"

and the one from Kiwi Roy
"Moto Guzzi - making electricians out of riders since March 15 1921"

GeorgiaGuzzi · « **Reply #8 on:** October 19, 2020, 08:43:43 AM »

Quote from: Huzo on October 19, 2020, 03:58:26 AM

I thought I knew what word you bleeped out, but then I counted the stars and it couldn’t be.
Unless it ends with two “r’s”..

I used my creative license and used “ph” in order to stand out!

Tom · « **Reply #9 on:** October 19, 2020, 01:18:34 PM »

I have to put tubes in my mag wheels??? (SP1000NT)

jwinwi · « **Reply #10 on:** October 19, 2020, 01:25:54 PM »

How many bolts do I have to remove to change the oil filter?

Tom · « **Reply #11 on:** October 19, 2020, 03:19:30 PM »

I'm going to print out a couple of copies of the eagle cupping his forehead and place them in the cover of the tool box and in the office to keep me grounded and and have a sense of humor.

LowRyter · « **Reply #12 on:** October 19, 2020, 04:30:23 PM »

Ncdan · « **Reply #13 on:** October 19, 2020, 07:23:14 PM »

Another TPS failure, you got to be &#|++!ng me!!!!

MotoG5 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 19, 2020, 08:26:44 PM »

Ok, I have got to pull the flat tappets out and replace them with roller tappets.

MMRanch · « **Reply #15 on:** October 19, 2020, 08:39:10 PM »

HOW ON EARTH DO THESE PEOPLE EVEN GET DRESS BY THEM-SELFS !

Solorider73 · « **Reply #16 on:** October 19, 2020, 09:45:56 PM »

The oil streaks on the rear wheel, yea that’s just “character“.

80CX100 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 20, 2020, 12:30:43 AM »

"It's an interesting design how the Italians managed to build a motorcycle around the air filter"

(especially old Tonti frames)

ratguzzi · « **Reply #18 on:** October 20, 2020, 05:30:33 PM »

First week I owned my first Guzzi back in 1998. My 850 T3 had a spin on oil filter............. but inside the fricking oil pan!!!!!
JB

Tom · « **Reply #19 on:** October 20, 2020, 05:57:06 PM »

My first Moto Guzzi, an Eldo.......no oil filter.

guzzisteve · « **Reply #20 on:** October 20, 2020, 06:59:35 PM »

Quote from: ratguzzi on October 20, 2020, 05:30:33 PM

First week I owned my first Guzzi back in 1998. My 850 T3 had a spin on oil filter............. but inside the fricking oil pan!!!!!
JB

And someone before you put the flywheel back on wrong.

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Author Topic: We all feel this way sometimes with Moto Guzzi! (Read 2546 times)

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