The giant WG National threadfest

[Gliderjohn]

From rodekyll:

(0-3)+a-NATIONAL
CEDAR-VALE*2018

DIVIDING BY ZERO SINCE 2012

But what if someone asks me to actually explain that in real math terms? Algebra was not one of my stronger points in life.  otherwise I like it!
GliderJohn

[PJPR01]

I�m afraid the folks at Pixar will have you for patent infringement as Buzz Lightyear has been Going to Infinity and Beyond long before Cedar Vale decided to divide by zero as well!

I suppose I could design a M�bius Strip sticker and keep everyone riding a continuous loop!

Dates are problematic but will see if I can make it work!

[fotoguzzi]

There's got to be a way to express that mathematically.

E=mc2?

[oldbike54]

 CV + MG = F .

 Dusty

[rodekyll]

Where F=?

[oldbike54]

Where F=?

 Fun of course .

 Dusty

[rodekyll]

From rodekyll:
But what if someone asks me to actually explain that in real math terms? Algebra was not one of my stronger points in life.  otherwise I like it!
GliderJohn

Well, it's probably not a viable math equation on account of I don't know much about it either.  An actual math guy would probably giggle.  But a zero is a "naught", so three naughts (0^-3) + a-national = double naught naughtanational, according to the distributive property of multiplication.  At least that's the story I'm sticking to. Put the script and the outline of an ElDorado on a t-shirt, and there you go.

[jcctx]

Well, it's probably not a viable math equation on account of I don't know much about it either.  An actual math guy would probably giggle.  But a zero is a "naught", so three naughts (0^-3) + a-national = double naught naughtanational, according to the distributive property of multiplication.  At least that's the story I'm sticking to. Put the script and the outline of an ElDorado on a t-shirt, and there you go.

A "0" may well equal naught; but never confuse either with "null"!!

[oldbike54]

 Here is my idea for the T shirts this year .

 On the front : The Wild Guzzi National 2018
                                Cedar Vale KS

                                      Moto Guzzi   
                                The Official Motorcycle
                                   of Cedar Vale KS

 On the back :               Life at the speed of
                                         Moto Guzzi

 Dusty

[kirby1923]

I'll take one in Large or Med...

Navy Blue with yellow/letters..costs of no matter...

:-)

[oldbike54]

I'll take one in Large or Med...

Navy Blue with yellow/letters..costs of no matter...

:-)

 A thousand bucks   

 Dusty

[Shorty]

4xl. Pockets? Please?

[oldbike54]

  Just a reminder, and a brief respite from the weather .

 Dusty

[oldbike54]

This has to be one of the first rallies of the season. Get your scooters out boys (and girls).. this is the Wildguzzi National, no matter what Dusty sez. 

 Yep .

 Dusty

[SmithSwede]

Dusty:

I am hearing persistent rumors that you sweet-talked the Mayor of Cedar Vale into installing a cappuccino machine at the old pavilion.   

True?

I am so looking forward to this !

[oldbike54]

 ^^^ Even I don't have that much stroke 

 Only 127 days folks , start getting those bikes ready .

 Dusty

[SmithSwede]

Ok, well, maybe the Mayor has let us down. 

Does Doug have a cappuccino machine?

Frankly, I am not concerned about the source of the cappuccino machine.   I think we can all agree that the main point is that there be a cappuccino machine at Cedar Vale. 

Amarite?

With a full 127 days remaining until the big event, I am sure hoping that Dusty can make this happen.   

[oldbike54]

 Maybe Paul can borrow the company helicopter and bring a cappucino maker .

 Dusty

[PJPR01]

Maybe Paul can borrow the company helicopter and bring a cappucino maker .

 Dusty

I could bring a small portable 6 cup espresso maker...buy a doppio espresso or macchiato and get a free Cedar Vale 2017 sticker!

I�d probably end up working the whole weekend though...that wouldn�t be much fun, as I need to leave at least two hours to show Prescott how to program a route on his new TomTom to Woolaroc taking the secret back way in!

[oldbike54]

 ^^^

 

 Houston yet ?

 Dusty

[PJPR01]

Not yet! 😁

[oldbike54]

 168363 minutes until the WG National fellas .

 Dusty

[ChuckH]

168363 minutes until the WG National fellas ...  Dusty 

I'm patiently waiting to hear about all the additions and improvements that are being made at the park for this year's WG National.   

[Stormtruck2]

Whats a cappuccino?  That the new 900 CC Scrambler that MG is bringing out for 2018? Or is it a tourer??

[oldbike54]

I'm patiently waiting to hear about all the additions and improvements that are being made at the park for this year's WG National.   

 Will you settle for an extra rally dog this year Chuck ?

 We will have a few improvements , mostly a higher class of clientele 

 

Whats a cappuccino?  That the new 900 CC Scrambler that MG is bringing out for 2018? Or is it a tourer??

 That was a typo , should have read "Cattachino" , the new automatic cat washer from Italy . Not much fun for the cats , but dogs think it's hilarious 

 Dusty

[oldbike54]

 161, 328 minutes until May 5 guys .

 Dusty

[Guzzistajohn]

Will you settle for an extra rally dog this year Chuck ?

 We will have a few improvements , mostly a higher class of clientele 

 
 That was a typo , should have read "Cattachino" , the new automatic cat washer from Italy . Not much fun for the cats , but dogs think it's hilarious 

 Dusty

Higher class clientele?  Can we get a couple more rally dawgs instead?

[oldbike54]

Higher class clientele?  Can we get a couple more rally dawgs instead?

 That's kinda what I was trying to say 

 Dusty

[SmithSwede]

Dusty, are you still doing that catfish sushi bar?   And did those two guys ever get out of the hospital?

[oldbike54]

Dusty, are you still doing that catfish sushi bar?   And did those two guys ever get out of the hospital?

 I won't get within 100 feet of sushi , that stuff is for high rollers 

 Dusty