Author Topic: Paralysis of the penis (Read 28391 times)

lucydad · « **Reply #60 on:** March 16, 2015, 08:13:44 PM »

Coast,

Be sure you have room for your dangley bits. Seat should be big enough.
Shift your riding position once in a while, put weight on feet on pegs.
Loose clothing helps.

Yep, can be big issue with bicycles. Hurt myself on a stationary bike last year.

Take it serious. Pay attention to your body.

Vasco DG · « **Reply #61 on:** March 16, 2015, 11:47:07 PM »

Quote from: 56Pan on March 16, 2015, 07:46:19 PM

Was that thing named after "George" McClellan? Seems a little strange. According to US civil war history, he_had_no balls.

Cue lecture on Civil war history from Bill which will be entertaining! :D

Pete

Sasquatch Jim · « **Reply #62 on:** March 17, 2015, 03:03:04 AM »

Numb nuts?

Rough Edge racing · « **Reply #63 on:** March 17, 2015, 06:02:47 AM »

Quote from: 56Pan on March 16, 2015, 07:46:19 PM

Was that thing named after "George" McClellan? Seems a little strange. According to US civil war history, he_had_no balls.

One story is early in the conflict McClellan refused to engage in battle despite have a far larger fighting force. He just kept saying "I need more men".
And advice for a sore or numb dick? Don't screw with it....

kevdog3019 · « **Reply #64 on:** March 17, 2015, 03:23:08 PM »

Ah yes, seats that look like vaginas for men. Makes sense to me. Privy marketing. ;-T

roofus · « **Reply #65 on:** March 17, 2015, 03:59:33 PM »

Quote from: youcanrunnaked on March 16, 2015, 03:35:29 PM

PNE can occur as a result of motorcycle riding, although it is much more common (or at least, gets a lot more attention) as a result of bicycling.

AFAIK, Saddleman is the only seat manufacturer to address this problem. They have a line of "Sport Style" "Channel" seats, with a recessed channel in the center to relieve pressure on your junk.

Of course, they make nothing for any model Moto Guzzi.

Most of the aftermarket seat makers, like Corbin, Sargent, and Saddleman, state that they will make custom saddles for customers who are not satisfied with their off-the shelf products. Maybe one of them could make something tailored to your needs?

I always called those things "Fart Channels" . . . . I learn something everytime I log onto this forum. :)

bpreynolds · « **Reply #66 on:** March 17, 2015, 09:50:47 PM »

Yet again my hopes are trampled into small bits and then dashed into the wind as disappointment leaps upon me from curve to curve. The last thing I expected to find when clicking on this thread is an actual discussion of the literal topic.

oldbike54 · « **Reply #67 on:** March 17, 2015, 09:58:09 PM »

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Thanks Bipper ;D

Dusty

SED · « **Reply #68 on:** March 17, 2015, 10:14:23 PM »

Do what it takes to take care of yourself. Not to make light of this, but my favorite quote is from an Italian of course! ;D

"Who are these Norwegians? I've often been on a saddle for over 350 kilometers at a time. If, the minute I get off the saddle, they tell me 'Alfredo, do it,' I will do it"
ALFREDO MARTINI, trainer of ItaZv's national cycling team, on a study by Norwegian researchers that
found that bicycle seats cause temporary impotence.
...Newsweek: December 28, 1992

bpreynolds · « **Reply #69 on:** March 18, 2015, 06:20:34 AM »

Quote from: oldbike54 on March 17, 2015, 09:58:09 PM

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Thanks Bipper ;D

Dusty

Yr welcome. And to this let me ask, who is this Monkey fellow and why is he now attacking not just our butt but also apparently, our balls as well? And we let this continue? Are we not men? Gentlemen, I and James Brown implore you, do not let this ape affliction keep you down. Get on up, stay on the scene.

kevdog3019 · « **Reply #70 on:** March 18, 2015, 10:54:16 AM »

Quote from: SED on March 17, 2015, 10:14:23 PM

Do what it takes to take care of yourself. Not to make light of this, but my favorite quote is from an Italian of course! ;D

"Who are these Norwegians? I've often been on a saddle for over 350 kilometers at a time. If, the minute I get off the saddle, they tell me 'Alfredo, do it,' I will do it"
ALFREDO MARTINI, trainer of ItaZv's national cycling team, on a study by Norwegian researchers that
found that bicycle seats cause temporary impotence.
...Newsweek: December 28, 1992

Dude... that is hilarious!

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krglorioso · « **Reply #71 on:** March 18, 2015, 11:45:47 PM »

At age 78, I am unaffected by such bothers.

Ralph

Penderic · « **Reply #72 on:** March 19, 2015, 12:36:03 AM »

After a long ride, using a Hot water bottle can relax cramped or shriveled muscles and get the blood flowing again.

Could be time to see the Doctor.

Tobit · « **Reply #73 on:** March 19, 2015, 09:16:15 AM »

Quote from: Penderic on March 16, 2015, 05:49:51 PM

You would have no ah prroblem were you Scottish!

;)

Just make sure that in a dark pub, it's not the ladies version that your about to sit on.

Tobit

coastdude · « **Reply #74 on:** April 12, 2015, 01:05:26 AM »

Eureka! Made myself a sheepskin seat cover and problem is gone. Still should get that prostrate checked out though...

Waterbottle · « **Reply #75 on:** April 12, 2015, 02:36:47 AM »

Again......See a doctor, no volunteers here :D
Good luck CoastDude.

Vagrant · « **Reply #76 on:** April 12, 2015, 08:58:36 AM »

http://www.amspecialtiesusa.com/
another possibility. I think these are the guys that used to make a sheep skin covered gel seat I have and love.

Tom · « **Reply #77 on:** April 12, 2015, 09:34:18 AM »

"It's a question about blood flow." ::)

bpreynolds · « **Reply #78 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:42:42 AM »

Quote from: oldbike54 on April 12, 2015, 09:38:21 AM

Get on up now :D Well , maybe not while going down the road ;D

Dusty

Indeed ;-T

Quote from: Tom on April 12, 2015, 09:34:18 AM

"It's a question about blood flow." ::)

See answer above. You want all of your blood flowing to your nogging while driving. Other places can be distracting. :o

kevdog3019 · « **Reply #79 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:49:40 AM »

Quote from: bpreynolds on April 12, 2015, 10:42:42 AM

Indeed ;-T

See answer above. You want all of your blood flowing to your nogging while driving. Other places can be distracting. :o

That is the noggin if below 30 yrs old. Spoil thy loin.

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Author Topic: Paralysis of the penis (Read 28391 times)

lucydad

Vasco DG

Rough Edge racing

bpreynolds

oldbike54

bpreynolds

Penderic

bpreynolds