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Offline Crusty

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*NGC* Is It True That... *NGC*
« on: April 04, 2015, 03:17:48 PM »
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Is it true that making bad coffee can be considered grounds for Divorce?
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Re: *NGC* Is It True That... *NGC*
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2015, 03:21:08 PM »
Dunno.  But there's a sign on the cookhouse door at the Red Dog Saloon in Juneau that says it's OK to hang the cook for bad coffee -- but only if you prove you can do better.  Is that the same thing?

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Re: *NGC* Is It True That... *NGC*
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2015, 04:22:43 PM »
Don't know about divorce but..............


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Re: *NGC* Is It True That... *NGC*
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2015, 04:25:02 PM »
Huh!? I think the key there is never to make the coffee. Have the wife do it.
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Re: *NGC* Is It True That... *NGC*
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2015, 05:58:17 PM »
NO GUZZI CONTENT!!!

Is it true that making bad coffee can be considered grounds for Divorce?

Communication is everything in a marriage. If the daily grind is getting to the two of you and coffee is one of the hotter topics, expresso yourself before the lawyers get involved.

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Re: *NGC* Is It True That... *NGC*
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2015, 07:35:35 PM »
For better or worse.


And deal with it! :BEER:

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Re: *NGC* Is It True That... *NGC*
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2015, 11:47:07 PM »


Is it true that making bad coffee can be considered grounds for Divorce?

I suppose it depends on what kind of grounds you use.
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Re: *NGC* Is It True That... *NGC*
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2015, 12:22:33 AM »
OH MY ! Wait , is that in this months New Zealand Today magazine ? That explains all of the sheep   Grin

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Re: *NGC* Is It True That... *NGC*
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2015, 12:34:36 AM »
We also have way more New Zealanders too.

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Re: *NGC* Is It True That... *NGC*
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2015, 01:11:28 AM »
We also have way more New Zealanders too.
This is the "West Island" after all  ::) Johnr put me onto that  :D
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Re: *NGC* Is It True That... *NGC*
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2015, 07:27:20 AM »
We also have way more New Zealanders too.

Well.... Got to have some one there to keep the economy bumping along.
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Re: *NGC* Is It True That... *NGC*
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2015, 08:06:47 AM »
Maybe so, but don't buy one of their homes!

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Re: *NGC* Is It True That... *NGC*
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2015, 12:58:40 PM »
Maybe so, but don't buy one of their homes!

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Re: *NGC* Is It True That... *NGC*
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2015, 05:54:14 PM »
OH MY ! Wait , is that in this months New Zealand Today magazine ? That explains all of the sheep   Grin

  Dusty

Don't you start. It's bad enough with all the aussies making sheep jokes. Funny thing, they have way more sheep than we do!

The Aussies can make all the sheep jokes they like. At least we don't have "tie yer kangaroo down, sport" as a form of foreplay.
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Apologies for the thread hijack. For the OP, the answer is No. If you decide it IS, then it is just symptomatic of much bigger real issues which only you can know. 
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Re: *NGC* Is It True That... *NGC*
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2015, 11:18:35 PM »
Coffee?

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Re: *NGC* Is It True That... *NGC*
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2015, 12:25:08 AM »
That house is a painter's dream  :D

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Obviously not built in a high wind zone, or an earthquake zone for that matter. Oh wait, I know! It was built by an Englishman who had immigrated!  (they built all their sun rooms facing South over here  ::) )
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Re: *NGC* Is It True That... *NGC*
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2015, 01:09:58 AM »
 That is to prevent skin cancer and burn from your  awful austral sun.
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Re: *NGC* Is It True That... *NGC*
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