Author Topic: Redneck Escape Ramp  (Read 7158 times)

dilligaf

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Redneck Escape Ramp
« on: July 19, 2015, 11:54:25 AM »
Without a wheelchair ramp I cannot get into and out of our house.  Getting out could be the critical part and, about a month ago, we contracted to have a proper ramp built. The day before the work was to start the folks at the Veterans Administration said "Save your money. We will built the ramp".  WHEN? Next week, next month, six months from now, next year, when? Our son and some family friends decided enough was enough.  Not much but now I have a fighting chance.  :bike-037:


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Re: Redneck Excape Ramp
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2015, 11:58:50 AM »
I'll hold your beer when you disembark for the first time!  :boozing:
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Re: Redneck Excape Ramp
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2015, 12:02:59 PM »
  The VA on this island has been good to me but overworked as they are they don't understand the meaning of timely.
 They offered me an electric mobility scooter, I agreed.  Something more than a year later it arrived.
  I see that you can launch unassisted albeit with something of a bump at the bottom, but getting back in looks like a pretty strenuous
 effort without help.  A pair of railings might help.
  To get to the ATM is a rise up a dozen steps but they have a ramp.  Fortunately there are rails on both sides and I can pull myself up.
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Re: Redneck Excape Ramp
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2015, 12:09:55 PM »
 Matt , you are gonna need a parachute to slow down  :laugh:

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Re: Redneck Excape Ramp
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2015, 12:22:02 PM »
We gave it a test run about an hour ago.  Worked-well-sort of.  :rolleyes: Emergencies only. should be better than shoveling me down the steps.  :boozing:
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Re: Redneck Escape Ramp
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2015, 02:34:13 PM »
Without a wheelchair ramp I cannot get into and out of our house.  Getting out could be the critical part and, about a month ago, we contracted to have a proper ramp built. The day before the work was to start the folks at the Veterans Administration said "Save your money. We will built the ramp".  WHEN? Next week, next month, six months from now, next year, when? Our son and some family friends decided enough was enough.  Not much but now I have a fighting chance.  :bike-037:


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As an escape-only ramp, that'll be a good one, you'll be a long way from the fire before you stop ... !    But a real access ramp will have a 1:12 slope (I've built a few for folks), so for your steps you're looking at going about 25' out from the top to get the right slope ... Seems a lot but anything steeper will be hard to navigate .... I think a Honda 90 engine cleverly engineered onto that chair would be a good thing!

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Re: Redneck Escape Ramp
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2015, 02:37:55 PM »
Redneck?
Nah, that ain't Redneck.

Redneck'd have a jump at he end. :boozing:
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Re: Redneck Escape Ramp
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2015, 08:52:42 PM »
I put in one steeper than that for a friend - he put a truck winch at the top and hardwired an extension cord into the remote control, attached a harness to the chair.
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Re: Redneck Escape Ramp
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2015, 12:40:24 AM »
I was thinking a tilt bed approach would be good.  Put a hydraulic post at the low end, scoot onto it and make it the high end.  If you put the fridge in the right place you'll always have a beer when you get home.   :thumb:

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Re: Redneck Escape Ramp
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2015, 10:34:45 AM »
After the test run I hope I never have to use it.  :bike-037:  That ride is ATGATT.  :grin: Last week the VA contractor took the measurements so maybe something will happen soon.  :thumb:  If we get the ramp I'll see you guys at the NC rally end of the month.  :boozing:
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Re: Redneck Escape Ramp
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2015, 11:50:17 AM »
Careful - test how slippery the bare wood can get in the rain.

Even otherwise, ramps are very dangerous!


Whoa. Good luck with that one. :shocked:

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Re: Redneck Escape Ramp
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2015, 11:58:01 AM »
If we get the ramp I'll see you guys at the NC rally end of the month.  :boozing:

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Re: Redneck Escape Ramp
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2015, 02:32:38 PM »
Careful - test how slippery the bare wood can get in the rain.

Even otherwise, ramps are very dangerous!


Whoa. Good luck with that one. :shocked:

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Re: Redneck Escape Ramp
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2015, 06:37:46 PM »
My neighbor had a ramp built, and here in the People's Republic, the building inspectors are all over so that people aren't shafted.  Wood is indeed slippery when wet so some tarpaper would help.  Hopefully the VA will show up soon to get 'r done up to code but the interim job looks practical.   Good luck with it all.

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Re: Redneck Escape Ramp
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2015, 06:53:36 PM »
My neighbor had a ramp built, and here in the People's Republic, the building inspectors are all over so that people aren't shafted.  Wood is indeed slippery when wet so some tarpaper would help.  Hopefully the VA will show up soon to get 'r done up to code but the interim job looks practical.   Good luck with it all.

Adhesive "boat deck" gription sheeting would go a long way to helping out. Makes going up backwards - if one's arms are up to it - much simpler too.

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Re: Redneck Escape Ramp
« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2015, 06:55:58 PM »
I put in one steeper than that for a friend - he put a truck winch at the top and hardwired an extension cord into the remote control, attached a harness to the chair.
Just ordered one of these.
Superwinch 1331200 UT3000...".   :boozing:
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Re: Redneck Escape Ramp
« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2015, 09:44:40 PM »
Careful - test how slippery the bare wood can get in the rain.

Even otherwise, ramps are very dangerous!


Whoa. Good luck with that one. :shocked:

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Re: Redneck Escape Ramp
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2015, 07:39:47 PM »
 This thread may have been the last started by our friend Matt , think it shows what a great spirit the man had  :bow:

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Re: Redneck Escape Ramp
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2015, 07:53:23 PM »
This thread may have been the last started by our friend Matt , think it shows what a great spirit the man had  :bow:

  Dusty

Absolutely - glad you did, if you hadn't someone would have had to.

Joking and joshing about how to get around, motorize his wheels, etc, when facing what he was facing.    He really knew how to face life with courage, the right way.

You know what I bet?    I bet that on this trip he's on now ....

He Took The SP!  :thumb:

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