What' the first comment out of people's mouth?

[giusto]

ROFLMAO Funny

I am using that the next opportunity that's presents itself.

Thank you

[lucian]

Usually I get, "how come you don't have a Harley"  my standard answer is ,   "because I did once"

[Triple Jim]

A guy asked me if Ferrari made my Guzzi.I said "how did you know that".You always get a lot of "nice bike"

I did have a friend who owned a Suzuki Boulevard misread "Moto Guzzi" on the valve cover on my Mille the first time he saw it, and ask "Maserati?"  I assume he didn't have his reading glasses with him.  He's a retired diesel mechanic, and chose the particular model of his Boulevard because he liked the sound of "oil cooled".

[HDGoose]

I usually get 'you need a bigger bike".

[giusto]

I think the top three have been mentioned several times....but the most memorable comment I've had...I was parked downtown... just coming up the block from about 300 ft. away and could see this guy standing beside my bike looking intently...not really moving...just sort of staring...I approach and say "Hi" ....he's got this great big smile on his face...looks up and says "Someone's living right" and walks away. He too had that look in his eyes.

[oldbike54]

"Is that Chinese?"

 Delrod and I met at a truck stop on the way to JN Smyth's funeral last June . A younger couple walked by our bikes and we overheard the guy say to his lady friend , "Don't know , Chinese maybe ??"

 Dusty

[LowRyter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l5tpY6SXMc


well, nevermind

[Gliderjohn]

Quote from old bike54:
" Delrod and I met at a truck stop on the way to JN Smyth's funeral last June . A younger couple walked by our bikes and we overheard the guy say to his lady friend , "Don't know , Chinese maybe ??"

 Dusty"

What makes you think they were referring to the bikes? (I planned to end with the grin icon but it wouldn't work)
GliderJohn

[oldbike54]

Quote from old bike54:
" Delrod and I met at a truck stop on the way to JN Smyth's funeral last June . A younger couple walked by our bikes and we overheard the guy say to his lady friend , "Don't know , Chinese maybe ??"

 Dusty"

What makes you think they were referring to the bikes? (I planned to end with the grin icon but it wouldn't work)
GliderJohn

 Hmm , well 18,000 years back half of my ancestors would have looked very Asian ... LOL . My emos must be on vacation in Hawaii with your emos .

 "I think I'm turning Japanese
  I really think so "

  Dusty

[fotoguzzi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l5tpY6SXMc


well, nevermind

my version is funnier,

https://vimeo.com/42594178

[oldbike54]

my version is funnier,

https://vimeo.com/42594178

 Brad , do you have the original uncut video of the two guys walking around the Guzzi ? I loved it when the guy makes the V sign .

 Dusty

[Muzz]

Usually I get, "how come you don't have a Harley"  my standard answer is ,   "because I did once"

OOOh, (ouch). I like that one.

[fotoguzzi]

Brad , do you have the original uncut video of the two guys walking around the Guzzi ? I loved it when the guy makes the V sign .

 Dusty

I just added the SNL to another video posted here, I think by another member.. so no I don't think I have the raw video..

[oldbike54]

I just added the SNL to another video posted here, I think by another member.. so no I don't think I have the raw video..

 Thanks Brad . A friend who is a long time member here showed me the original probably 5 years ago . OK , who has it ?

 Dusty

[canuguzzi]

From people who don't know what it is (nearly everyone), "Beautiful"

From other riders: silence with that look on their face that says they want to ask but don't want to in front of everyone else.

[Penderic]

I got a few drive-by compliments, a couple of thumbs-up  , several polite inquiries from first timers and even one.....


 

[Arizona Wayne]

Today I rode my `77 Guzzi Convert. to get some stuff from our nearest Sam's Club.  As I was getting ready to ride off a well proportioned female customer said, "you sure know how to pack those saddlebags".  I laughed and said "I have to."  Not sure she noticed I was on a Guzzi, but I like scoping her out. 

[ITSec]

Today I rode my `77 Guzzi Convert. to get some stuff from our nearest Sam's Club.  As I was getting ready to ride off a well proportioned female customer said, "you sure know how to pack those saddlebags".  I laughed and said "I have to."  Not sure she noticed I was on a Guzzi, but I like scoping her out. 

With a lead-in like that, you could have said something much more raunchy...

Then again, I think you (like me) may be approaching the age when we get excited, but can't remember why!

[Arizona Wayne]

With a lead-in like that, you could have said something much more raunchy...

Then again, I think you (like me) may be approaching the age when we get excited, but can't remember why!

Like me she was no spring chicken, but I still appreciated what my imagination saw if she was nekkid. 

[Triple Jim]

With a lead-in like that, you could have said something much more raunchy...

Without any more raunchiness than her comment:  "Yes, I've been forced to learn to fit big things in small spaces."

[cruzziguzzi]

Today I rode my `77 Guzzi Convert. to get some stuff from our nearest Sam's Club.  As I was getting ready to ride off a well proportioned female customer said, "you sure know how to pack those saddlebags".  I laughed and said "I have to."  Not sure she noticed I was on a Guzzi, but I like scoping her out. 

Maybe she wasn't talking about the bike.

Do you run past mirrors for shame, when naked?

Todd.