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Offline Tom

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Re: Yeah , but he has one of these . Major GC
« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2016, 01:32:30 PM »
Wait till you ride a hack.   :grin: :grin: :grin:  Doesn't hurt the ego.  :thumb:  or your standing in the male community for image. :shocked:
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Re: Yeah , but he has one of these . Major GC
« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2016, 03:38:42 PM »
Had a couple of good looking younger women do that to me over the years (yes, only a couple).  Once in a hotel lobby/bar area and once in an airport.

My ego goes up and then....they let me know that I looked like I was married and safe and they needed to get away from the doods who were hitting on them.  Ego busted.

On the bike in smaller towns have had young women come over and say how they LOVE motorcycles and would love to leave the little town they are in.

Luckily I am old enough to know better so have not made a fool of myself, or screwed up my marriage.
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Re: Yeah , but he has one of these . Major GC
« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2016, 03:41:41 PM »
Yeah that......... :popcorn:
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Re: Yeah , but he has one of these . Major GC
« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2016, 06:40:37 PM »
Just goes to prove that the Jackal series is one of the best Guzzi's out there...

for many reasons!


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Re: Yeah , but he has one of these . Major GC
« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2016, 07:31:37 PM »
Nah, it's real simple. She knows that an old guy on a motorcycle don't need no blue pills.
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Re: Yeah , but he has one of these . Major GC
« Reply #35 on: July 10, 2016, 06:30:03 AM »
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Dusty not sure if they have a USA chapter yet, drop them an email.
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Re: Yeah , but he has one of these . Major GC
« Reply #36 on: July 10, 2016, 06:33:07 AM »
Jeez Dusty, you must have your hand close to the dump button !! You might'a started something, surprisingly !

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Re: Yeah , but he has one of these . Major GC
« Reply #37 on: July 25, 2016, 09:30:21 PM »
We have all been quite patient Dusty.  It's time for an update. 

What happened with the woman who gave you her number, while ditching the gym rats?

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Re: Yeah , but he has one of these . Major GC
« Reply #38 on: July 25, 2016, 09:35:49 PM »
We have all been quite patient Dusty.  It's time for an update. 

What happened with the woman who gave you her number, while ditching the gym rats?

Inquiring minds want to know.

 Sorry , I thought folks were probably bored with this already . We have had a couple of phone conversations , and met for coffee , basically I am trying to figure out what type of personality disorder she has that is causing an interest in me  :laugh:

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Re: Yeah , but he has one of these . Major GC
« Reply #39 on: July 25, 2016, 10:03:08 PM »
Sorry , I thought folks were probably bored with this already . We have had a couple of phone conversations , and met for coffee , basically I am trying to figure out what type of personality disorder she has that is causing an interest in me  :laugh:
 Dusty

It's not the personality disorder that you need to worry about, it's which one of the personality's is it that has it.

Go for it.
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Re: Yeah , but he has one of these . Major GC
« Reply #40 on: July 25, 2016, 10:07:21 PM »
It's not the personality disorder that you need to worry about, it's which one of the personality's is it that has it.

Go for it.

 Yeah , or how many different personalities have unique disorders  :shocked: Might be a good thing there was no mention of WG in our conversation  :laugh:

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Re: Yeah , but he has one of these . Major GC
« Reply #41 on: July 25, 2016, 10:50:42 PM »
We have had a couple of phone conversations , and met for coffee...

Keep up that torrid pace and she'll be exhausted and move on.
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Re: Yeah , but he has one of these . Major GC
« Reply #42 on: July 25, 2016, 10:55:25 PM »
  Well,it was the Guzzi that she was interested in anyway...better get her on it.
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« Reply #43 on: July 25, 2016, 11:06:21 PM »
Keep up that torrid pace and she'll be exhausted and move on.

 That's my plan , act uninterested  :laugh:

 
  Well,it was the Guzzi that she was interested in anyway...better get her on it.

 Yeah , but that would lead to all kinds of problems , and what if she expected attention , not sure I am ready for that  :grin:

 Dusty

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Re: Yeah , but he has one of these . Major GC
« Reply #44 on: July 26, 2016, 04:02:50 AM »
Quit dreaming about you gal and get some sleep John Boy.

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Re: Yeah , but he has one of these . Major GC
« Reply #45 on: July 26, 2016, 08:37:45 AM »
That's my plan, act uninterested  :laugh:

Ah, profiling.  That does have a high success rate.
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Re: Yeah , but he has one of these . Major GC
« Reply #46 on: July 26, 2016, 02:14:16 PM »
"Come here, come here.  No, No get away....." :grin:
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Re: Yeah , but he has one of these . Major GC
« Reply #47 on: July 26, 2016, 02:21:56 PM »
Run a background check on her and a financial report.

Make double sure (she) hasn't been to Colorado Springs for any surgery.

Reminds me of the 5th time I got married. The JP sez you may kiss the bride and 20 of my friends yelled "we already have."

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Re: Yeah , but he has one of these . Major GC
« Reply #48 on: July 26, 2016, 02:38:06 PM »
"Come here, come here.  No, No get away....." :grin:

  :laugh: We had a discussion last year at the Okie re how as we age female companionship takes a back seat to motorcycle riding  :shocked:

 "I know you are having an affair because you aren't interested in me anymore." "No honey , the fact is I'm just not interested in any female."  :laugh:

 
Run a background check on her and a financial report.

Make double sure (she) hasn't been to Colorado Springs for any surgery.

Reminds me of the 5th time I got married. The JP sez you may kiss the bride and 20 of my friends yelled "we already have."

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Re: Yeah , but he has one of these . Major GC
« Reply #49 on: July 26, 2016, 02:42:19 PM »
Couple of hints on background checks.  State judiciary, Vinelink and general newspaper websites.  Or you could wing it and be surprised.  :shocked:
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Re: Yeah , but he has one of these . Major GC
« Reply #50 on: July 26, 2016, 02:46:44 PM »
Hey Dusty,  It impresses me that a  nice basic Guzzi  as a Jackal has so much female  appeal.Imagine if you had a red/black1400  Eldorado with all the passenger accouterments....yo u would have "sealed the deal already"! LOL.
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Re: Yeah , but he has one of these . Major GC
« Reply #51 on: July 26, 2016, 03:42:16 PM »
You must be a "WILD and CRAZY GUY!!!"   :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Re: Yeah , but he has one of these . Major GC
« Reply #52 on: July 26, 2016, 08:07:47 PM »

 Oh , Tom , no matter how much research one does on this , a surprise is always in store  :shocked:

 Dusty

But that's what makes it all so exciting and new!  :tongue:
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Re: Yeah , but he has one of these . Major GC
« Reply #53 on: July 26, 2016, 08:13:12 PM »
Orrrrrr, she could be a "WILD and CRAZY Woman."  You could find out in the worst situation. :evil:
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Re: Yeah , but he has one of these . Major GC
« Reply #54 on: July 26, 2016, 08:38:15 PM »
Yeah, like when she's standing over your body yelling, "How the hell do I reload this thing?!?"

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