Well sitting on my couch watching TV when I realized just how much worse my experience could have been.
On TV was a program titled, " Sex sent me to the E.R.
On came an episode where a young couple visiting Hawaii had been making whoopie out of doors when the girl grabbed her crotch and screamed something stung me. It got her where it wasn't one thing or the other.
So throwing on their clothes they raced to the ER. While waiting miserably for their turn, The guy screamed and began shucking his pants. As his skivies dropped everyone in the waiting room screamed and retreated from him. That's when the centipede was seen stinging him where his digeri doo was connected to his scrote.
The dr. looked at the centipede and informed him that it was not one of the fatal varieties, that it was very painful though. The couple agreed with him that yes that was true, it was very painful. I cringed as I nodded my head in agreement, ever so thankful that I had not been as unfortunate as they.